/lit/ - Literature

>>17032713
Powerful...
But why are you fucking with your high school teachers?

More like they just wrote the whole thing in 30 minutes before the assignment was due

>>17032713
>This is there
We can tell that you're talking about yourself. It's okay, OP, I'm sure you can work through it. Would you like us to correct your essay?

>>17032738
lmao this

Wait
You do Lord of the Flies in grade 11?
We did it in grade 4

Is this a school for the disabled?

>>17032713
this is what happens when you force kids to read and write about a book they have zero interest in

>>17032744
>>17032745
Oops, autocorrect is a bitch. Oh well.

>>17032713
dislexyc people are literally the most retarded bunch i've ever met. how the fuck do you read this shit and think it makes any sort of sense.

>>17032713
This is what I imagine Blood Meridian is like. Am I right?

>>17032792
A legion of horribles, hundreds in number, half naked or clad in costumes attic or biblical or wardrobed out of a fevered dream with the skins of animals and silk finery and pieces of uniform still tracked with the blood of prior owners, coats of slain dragoons, frogged and braided cavalry jackets, one in a stovepipe hat and one with an umbrella and one in white stockings and a bloodstained wedding veil and some in headgear or cranefeathers or rawhide helmets that bore the horns of bull or buffalo and one in a pigeontailed coat worn backwards and otherwise naked and one in the armor of a Spanish conquistador, the breastplate and pauldrons deeply dented with old blows of mace or sabre done in another country by men whose very bones were dust and many with their braids spliced up with the hair of other beasts until they trailed upon the ground and their horses' ears and tails worked with bits of brightly colored cloth and one whose horse's whole head was painted crimson red and all the horsemen's faces gaudy and grotesque with daubings like a company of mounted clowns, death hilarious, all howling in a barbarous tongue and riding down upon them like a horde from a hell more horrible yet than the brimstone land of Christian reckoning, screeching and yammering and clothed in smoke like those vaporous beings in regions beyond right knowing where the eye wanders and the lip jerks and drools.

Unironically reads like a contemporary author that is mixing Hemingway, McCarthy and Ellis

>>17032770
>>17032770
There's genuinely no such thing as dyslexia. It's just an excuse for failing education systems.

>>17032713
Little did the teacher know, the kid is actually a STEM genius who wanted to get out of his humanities assignments, so he wrote a machine learning AI to write the paper for him, but didn't have enough time to calibrate it before the due date. The next paper should be better after he gets a better selection of samples and can run them through the neural network for longer.

>>17032713
>the fear sat in the boys
This is unintentionally an extremely literary turn of phrase. I know it's a typo for "the fear set in. The boys," but it shows how idiots can accidentally stumble upon gems.

>>17032713

>>17032713
Sorry man, but that's not dyslexia. That's, pardon my french, some kind of retardation. The sentences are barely coherent, and some of them just flat out aren't.
It's like a transcription of my inner-monologue when I'm having an attack.

>>17033065
kek

>>17033065
>and kind of made me wish I was gay so I could openly admit to being attracted to him

>>17032713
That doesn't look like dyslexia to me, and the grammar is comprehensible, he just needs an editor for punctuation and formatting.

>>17033065
A tour de force. Bravo!

>>17032713
It is obviously a mess, but I still like it. Your ex-teacher should be ashamed of not having taught punctuation to this kid