/lit/ - Literature

>>17032035
Masterful except for the self-hatred induced part, that was a bit lame. But yes otherwise bravo

>>17032035
Based. Sometimes if the grader isn't a compete tool, they'll give you a good grade just for making their day of reading soulless papers less boring

>>17032035
That's a fucking hook

>>17032035
this reeks of onions.

>>17032035
Fucking teachers arent qualified to spot good writing

taking points off for 'learn you' is makin me fuckin rage rn

This is giving me community college flashbacks

>>17032140
That was a right usage?

>>17032166
Beyond right, I'd give him bonus points for a perfectly deployed idiom

>>17032035
This guy fucks

>>17032035
this is cringe af

>Extraveganza

Not gonna lie that was pretty good

Pure soi

>>17032122
>>17032179
>>17032187
nickas who'd flunk faulkner had they the chance

>>17032194
Refusing to write in the prescribed style is worth losing marks.

>>17032234
In the real world it's worth a genius grant or two.

>>17032035
>college
>writing essays on rosa parks
americans are le cring

>>17032035
I liked the intent but the writing itself was awful.

>>17032035
What is this r*ddit bullshit

>>17032175
>>17032166

It's an interesting tactic. Just the right amount of irony and informality. It causes the rest of the paragraph to appear less pretentious and more self-aware while still exhibiting youthful nonchalance.

The proceeding, "I am going to learn you a thing that I know the basics when I was in 1st or 2nd grade..." is awkward tensing or an omitted preposition and should be reworked completely.
>Have known the basics of since..
>That I knew in 1st or 2nd grade...
>Has been leart erready in the 1st or 2nd grade...

>>17032365
He's writing as he speaks, if you start cleaning up the errors you alienate the artist from the product. Teachers should encourage such true expression.

>>17032035
reddit

>>17032035
quirky, reddit, onions, cringe, dilated and needs to go

i hate these people
i do hate them

>>17032241
Only if you have something to say that the style is pointing toward. OP style indicates nothing except performative retardation and possibly a soulless and gauche aping of pinecone.
>>17032377
>alienate
don't use words you don't know as proxies for meaning

>>17032593
Don't assume that what you can't comprehend lacks meaning.

>>17032035
i liked the first 2 lines, giga chad material.
The rest is trying too hard to be edgy and quirky, you already made satire so is just insisting upon itself.

2/10 ngmi

>>17032194
It's just boomer-grandpa tier storytelling minus the life experience.

>>17032035
I honestly hate that education systems in the west (or at least the anglosphere west) would allow any essay like this to get a passing mark, even if the rest of it was hypothetically decent.

>>17032377
He's clearly roleplaying.

>>17032659
Crab in a bucket.

>>17032349
This guy has a point. I want to judge him for showing emotions. Emotions of a maniac that is.

>would you like to know more?

Yes , yes I would.

>>17032035
Reads like a redditor trying too hard to be funny for upvotes, has the same kind of tone as Ready Player One.

>>17032349
Lol, I can only imagine that this guy has no real male friends. I've never had a problem expressing my emotions to my close friends. Women and guys like this seem to think that random people on the street simply not caring about their tears is an indicator that men are not allowed to express their emotions, when the reality is that most people are receptive and sympathetic in private, when talking with their friends.

The only people who think fathers are less important are women - surely this is just evidence for there being a matriarchy? How else to explain why women win most custody battles? The fact that men are seen as weak for being assaulted by a woman merely shows how, as a society, we believe women incapable of violence or doing real harm (again, how is this now just symptomatic of matriarchy?)

>>17033384
it's a meme you dip

>>17033388
No it isn't, its political propaganda disguised as a meme.

>>17032035
>americans have to write essays about dead wogs
>they pay actual money for the privilege of doing this

>>17033413
Your masculinity looks very precarious on the edge of that table there pal. Careful buddy, you wouldn't want to knock it off by accident, it seems very fragile to me.

>>17032035
>W132
lmao this is for a Women's Studies class. This soi chugger deserves to be expelled.

>>17033648
My masculinity is as fragile as a delicate Chinese vase, and I will protect it as such.

>>17032349
>men could show their emotions
Anger, Disgust, Hatred, Greed, and Indifference come to mind

Jesus zoomers have no command of English do they?

>>17033708
Forgot to add, I'm trans btw not sure if that matters

>>17034365
lol

>adhd medicine

Do zoomers really?
I thank god for my mother's eternal distrust of doctors