/lit/ - Literature

get a real job the kind of crap you're talking about won't help you become a writer

>>17015521
>jobs unrelated to writing will help you be a better writer
muh life experience. writing is a craft, practice it every day

describe (Her) in your best prose

live at work

>>17015517
who's the whore

Women that don't actually have thick thighs need to stop trying to crush their leg fat with their hipbones. It looks ridiculous. This bitch's legs cut off in triangles like a goddamn doritos.

One time I wrote for a video game review site. I wrote an article on Dark Souls, and one on The Sims, and they paid me about sixty dollars. Then they hard pivoted into being a tech review app. Last newsletter I got from them is dated 2015.

>>17015570
That's not a her
>>17015517
What a shitty thread

looking at girl makes my penis become massive and tumescent, anyone else same thing?

>>17015570
It’s always in these types that I can truly understand why Nietzsche declared “God [to be] dead.” This little slut is full of vigor, but it is all directed toward pacing deeper into Hell. I know this type, on a personal level; miserable as fuck and seeks gratification through other miserable fucks, but still does a lot of fucking. This expanse of her life, which ends somewhere between 30, 35, maybe 38, doesn’t end with a bang, but rather with the absence of bangs. The “hard” lifestyle takes its toll. Her beauty fades. She is unwanted. She is unfuckable [to the men she wants to fuck.] Then she fucks you, as she’s your HR director at this point. With all her vigor and newfound fury, she sends us all to the Hell she has chased.

not OP btw

WHY WON'T ANYBODY HELP I JUST WANT TO EXIST WITHIN THE CAPITALIST SPHERE AND WRITING IS THE ONLY THING, THE ONLY THING I AM GOOD AT

>>17015669
Live above it

>>17015517

>>17015727
>lust is irrelevant to the creation of art

>>17015727
I agree with the sentiment, but I still hate this ugly, forced meme

>>17015740
Yes.

become an advertising shill or kill yourself

>>17015740
>hurr durr 4chan threads are art
smooth brain

>>17015527
if you just want to make money churning out genre shit, go ahead

>>17015970
Occult books are where the money is at, bro

>>17015878
why not?
consider, >with a car, you can go anywhere

consider that you can't

>>17015517
Source on brown sugar woman

>>17015517
hubba hubba

>>17015517
who the girl

>>17015727

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>>17015740
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>>17015527
you wanna know why your threads are shit? it's because you post coomer bait. the coomers having nothing intelligent to say.

>>17017053
Are you braindead?

>>17015669
Simply become Good at other things

>>17015727
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>>17017070
Now we're finally getting somewhere with this image.

>>17015517
>>17015570
I really dislike women too bad they are too sexy to ignore

>>17015669
The slag who wrote twilight is probably a billionaire. Jk Rowling stole most of Harry Potter from obscure unheard of works. Almost every woman on the planet that can read has read 50shades of grey.

Stop trying to be the next Cormac McCarthy. Write some trash tier pseudo smut for bored housewives to use as vibrator material. Something about a handsome mysterious super rich buff white guy taking an interest in a ordinary girl and raping her except it’s not really rape because she secretly wants him.

>>17017331
What do you think is the connection between Harry Potter and 50 Shades?

>>17015673
People who give vague, pseudo-inspirational advice like this should be killed. Fuck you

>>17017339
The connection is to not be a high brow author , if the goal is to make money. Either write drivel for teens, steal ideas, or just write straight up smut.

All 3 female authors have a net worth of minimum 100 million dollars, jk is at least 500 mily.

>>17015517
real answer anon? i transcribe and caption. not exactly /lit/ adjacent, but typing practice is always good

>>17015517
what's her onlyfans? i'd like to pay 20$/month to see bra pics of her

>>17015517
who is she

>>17015517
what's her name

>>17015517
>>17015570
what is it with low test lefty coomers posting ugly women

>>17015742
coomers in general are hideous goblins

>>17018249
Google is free.

Thankfully unlike you useless hikkiNEET rats I have a real job and can write for the pleasure of it, rather than reduce myself to intellectual whoredom.

>>17015517
One would figure if you have a lack of moral obligations you could humor one of a more degenerate nature with your literacy in the form of an erotic prose. Commision erotic fanfics, write furry smut. It would all be pretty fetishistic in content but if your main goal is to make money and you care little of this worlds grievances you could make a lot of money off a few people with niche fetishes whom want to have their characters given a breath of life. Of course I'd highly recommend you use a pseudonymous pen name. Maybe put out a few short stories out for free on places like archive of our own to get a name for yourself. make a social media presence. if you're lucky and gain some attention you may be able to start accepting commissions

>>17015669
> Good at writing
LARP. Post something if you're going to make this claim. In all reality anon, your writing is probably trash.

>>17015727

if you have no integrity whatsoever you can sign on to gawker or some other web tabloid and make a little pocket money if you're still living at home