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17013047 No.17013047 [Reply] [Original]

Who wins in their respective matchups?

>> No.17013059

>>17013047
Zizek is not that bad, why lump him in with fucking Joe Rogan of all people?

>> No.17013075

>>17013047
>Foucault and Peterson
I am now sort of angry I will never see something this entertaining

>> No.17013091

Rogan would end the fight with Buckley as soon as he wanted to, and the rest of the matchups are too full of frail, unhealthy men to be interesring. The only good matchup is Peterson vs foucault, Peterson might be resistant to pain when he's on drugs, but foucaults masochism might give him enough to edge out a win

>> No.17013118

Chomsky
Foucault
Derrida
Buckley
Zizek

>> No.17013138

Beterson would fucking clobber Foucault
He sorta looks like Nosferatu though so idk he might have some blood voodoo fucking bullshit

>> No.17013148

>>17013075

Foucault would get very angry and demeaning.

>> No.17013398

>>17013138
Based

>> No.17013405

>>17013047
chomsky
foucalt
derrida
i don't know who that is but he'd probably beat rogan
zizek

>> No.17013409

Joe Rogan

>> No.17013414

>>17013059
the bottom row is all ecelebs from nowadays and the top row is actual intellectuals, sort of the joke of the meme

>> No.17013433

>>17013047
I guess Zizek and Pinker could stand a fight, but it's very uneven, how is a mediocre psychologist like Peterson suppose to debate mother fucking Mr. Freeze.

>> No.17013434

>>17013405
william buckley, he's basically one of the main founders of reaganite conservatism, ran the national review magazine, and hosted a tv talk show

>> No.17013452

if Buckley called Rogaine a queer, would Toe kick him off the show?

>> No.17013454

>>17013091
Give me Foucault in the sixth round, Peterson is a heartlet, no way it goes the distance.

>> No.17013493

>>17013452
he would get a socking in the goddamn face before he leaves

>> No.17013499

>>17013047
chomsky
wash your penis
harris
buckley
russell

>> No.17013501

>>17013047
chomsky ain't dead bruh

>> No.17013522

>>17013501
As good as

>> No.17013535

>>17013522
he transcended death and became gandalf

>> No.17013561

>>17013501
he should be, he doesn't deserve to live in this depressing world

>> No.17013592

>>17013047
A brawl?
Young Chomsky's a weak twig without the gall for a fight, old assman wins.
Focault's got AIDS, automatic loss
Close match, Harris probably wins for being younger.
Rogan rapes Buckley because he's an actual fighter.
Zizek sits on brainlet Russels.

>> No.17013608

joe "HGH" rogaon and jordan peterson would lose because they're not really academics

>> No.17013616

>>17013091
This desu, Rogan have really means kick.
Zizek flabby arse would over power Russel scrawny arse any day of the week.
Foucault really strikes me as a wild card, a masochist that could take a man arms deep into his arse must have some fearful thing inside him, he'd discipline and punish Peterson easily.

>> No.17013621

why is Rogan and Peterson in this?
I can't take this seriously. Sorry

>> No.17013627

>>17013621
Who would you substitute?

>> No.17013634

>>17013621
>>17013608
Peterson is definitely smarter than Harris, come on now.

>> No.17013650

>>17013634

They sound about the same, really.
Harris usually argues more in bad faith, tho. Peterson might be dumber but I would still prefer to debate him because we wouldn't end up talking past each other for 90 minutes and have him claim undeniable victory at the end.

>> No.17013659

>>17013059
It's bait anon.

>> No.17014006

>>17013047
>idk who is the curled one
>foucault
>couldn't care less about both of them, but probably derrida
>idk who the b&w dude is
>zizek, russell is such a boring nerd (his personal life was quite interesting, though)

>> No.17014027
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>>17014006
>>idk who is the curled one

Steven Pinker.

>> No.17014035

>>17014027
he looks like a real life j. phoenix joker. No wonder why he hang with that pedo.