/lit/ - Literature

Women are built to be happy. Women are happy in the years leading up to finding their husband because they are filled with optimism and there's plenty of time. Women are happy when they find the right husband and start a family with him. The only women who aren't happy are women failing at either or both of these natural, plentiful sources of happiness for women.

The level of failure this takes is far, far worse than what it takes to create a male incel. A woman has to be a complete, utter, total worthless failure to be unhappy enough to post on a website like lolcow. Listening to one of them is like listening to Chrischan. They are the Chrischans of women.

>>17003400
Checkmate feminists, I've never read a philosophy book in my life and all I read is fiction

>>17003420
that's cool but have you considered the following

>>17003444
Is it written by a woman? Then no. Have you considered this forum post I found written by a 12 year old on how Batman could beat Spiderman?

>>17003466
what is wrong with a post being written by a woman?

>>17003470
Statistically she is likely to be post-wall, since statistically speaking most women are post-wall. Why would anyone listen to a woman who is past her peak of fertility and beauty? That's like going to a 98 year old man who used to be a firefighter when you need a door kicked down and an unconscious person rescued from the flames. He can't do that anymore. You should go to someone who is currently a firefighter and able-bodied.

The difference of course being that the 98 year old man may have other sources of value, like his ideas or life experiences. Women have nothing except their looks.

>>17003497
>post-wall

Okay, scrote.

>>17003400
Wait there's actually a 4chan but for girls? Hmm, yes dear, yes... Hmm... This is of very high interest to me and my, let's call it, studies... Thank you sincerely for making me aware of this OP.

>>17003514
How old are you?

>>17003497
>Women have nothing except their looks.
>Gee, why can't I get a gf

>>17003523
Is that what that is? It looks like shitty chicks being into shitty dudes and being surprised about it. Its probably all trannies anyways.

>>17003531
>Women have nothing except their sexuality.
>Woman: "How dare you say that! I would never have sex with you!"

You proved me right though.

>>17003523
there's multiple, like asherah's garden

it isn't just lolcow

>>17003534
lolcow is extremely anti-tranny. they're all radfems who are trans-exclusionary.

honestly pretty based

>>17003538
>Holes
Unironically seek help. Are your mother/sisters/aunts "holes" too?

>>17003400
>The modern male is more lacking in these attributes because they hang around empathy-killing websites like 4chan and their only hobby is playing video games.
And?

>>17003561
No, they don't react to every problem by referring to the social capital of fuckin' a hole, so they are not reducible to their holes. My mother would be ashamed of my sisters if they acted like you do. I bet your parents are ashamed of you too, if they didn't write you off completely as a lost cause.

Do you have sisters?

ITT: brainsick atomized men clowning on brainsick atomized women

>>17003400
>fiction requires too much empathy, imagination, and a large attention span
I exclusively read fiction but this sounds like cope

>>17003574
gooog gooo gooo gaaa gaaaa

>>17003569
And you don't have sex.

>>17003570
1. I am a dude. (I know that's bullet point two on your little graphic, but it's the truth).
2. Yes.

>>17003400
>>17003444
This has never happened in real life, no woman is going to reject a man just because she doesn't like his favorite book. Books don't affect people's personalities in that way.
Also lmaoing @ women coping with the existence of incels by becoming incels themselves.

>>17003581
No, and?

>>17003582
>I'm a dude btw.

We both know that's not true, but let's let it go. Do you ever think about what it will be like if you are the only sister who doesn't manage to have kids at a healthy age? Do you ever think about your little niece asking her mom, your sister, at Christmas, "why doesn't Aunt Hole have daughters too?"

You don't want to be cool Aunt Hole, do you?

omg boys she posted us on lolcow. if you post another screenshot please have the girls on there give me tips on fighting stubborn UTIs that need antibiotics because the antibiotics always destroy my Ph and then i get a yeast infection. thanks queens!

>>17003400
>empathy
what do these fags know about empathy?
they should read the pessimist canon

>>17003600
I'm a dude, don't know how to prove it beyond posting a pic. In any case, you're best off fixing your own problems instead of worrying about an imaginary scenario.

>>17003578
Incomprehensible, may God have mercy on your wretched soul.

>>17003627
>your problems
>get help sweetie
>have sex sweetie
>ummm i'm not a girl hun i'm a boy??? like? yikes?

Listen lady, I'm going to try to help you out here. Carefully follow this image and do the opposite of what it says women do. You can call it learning how to infiltrate male spaces, and I'll call it you learning how to post like an adult, and we'll both win.

>>17003400
>should I hate this author? Is he a misogynist?
Jesus do people really approach literature like this?

>>17003420
Women are built for BBC

>>17003444
this is kind of cool to see. somewhere out there is a literature board full of females just as autistic as us

>legitimately better taste than /lit/
lolc*w.farm/m/res/8561.html

>>17003400
Men gotta live in the real world, no time for fiction.

>>17003689
That hurts just looking at

>>17003400
Though I remember seeing that autistic people mainly read non-fiction.

>>17003698

>>17003400
Fuck I'm lonely. I just want one of these women to date me. I want a knowledgeable gf who knows about semi obscure shit like 4chan culture or has read literally any book. Who is maybe into anime or some shit. I don't care if she derides me for being a man or whatever. I'm tired of vapid normie whores who only know Instagram exists

Why is it that if you critique females as only being worthwhile for their physical being -- both attractiveness and reproductive-ability -- why is the initial retort to this to have sex, or that one is a virgin? Doesn't this essentially confirm the critique?

>>17003739
This is how I feel. I don't hate women, but I find most boring and I'm not attractive enough to get with the good ones

>>17003739
Enjoy getting literal femcels like the last post in
>>17003540
who wants to literally kill you for not being a Chad.

>>17003739
There are no 4chan girls. All women are normies, they just LARP as different things. The women who pretend to be 4chan are the same as the women who pretend to be into Star Wars, just with a different topic. You can experiment with this yourself by noting how every man's girlfriend seems to be really into all the things he's into. Then with her next boyfriend she'll change her entire personality and lifestyle and hobbies to be into everything he's into, but act like she loved it all along.

>>17003755
Wrong, my girlfriend is a Japanese woman in her 60s and she loves Hitler and QAnon, cope.

explain tom clancy and james patterson
explain the books about submarines fandom

>>17003739
>tfw had a cute goth gf who painted and read books and wrote poetry and didn't have a gag reflex and swallowed my seed and I threw it all awayyy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93NnaKMDUSo&ab_channel=BobDylanVEVO

>>17003538
>>>/r9k/
You don’t belong here

>>17003767
>>>/plebbit/
You don't belong here

>>17003760
I'm >>17003739 and I'd unironically prefer my gf to be liberal. I feel like right wing/nazi women are some freak shit because women by nature are supposed to be the empathic ones. I WANT her to be a bleeding heart, maybe not a far-left pro-woke segregation nut, but yeah. Women being pure of heart and thinking the best of everyone melts me.

>>17003739
Judging by their posts it doesn't seem like they actually read

Are we the male version of lolcows?
Fuck I really don't want this.

>>17003764
>the books about submarines fandom
Tell me more.

>>17003760
>Japanese woman in her 60s

>>17003780
>no u
Get off my board, faggot

>>17003755
That is actually a thing I noticed. If a woman has interests and knows about niche stuff she got that from a former partner. It's weird

>>17003783
Unironically read The Fountainhead

>>17003444
lel this checks out

>>17003755
Pure cope. We all LARP.

>>17003811
Why?

>>17003803
actually when i was a teenager, i got anime and manga and all kinda of nerdy shit from my then girlriend. and i was her first boyfriend. I owe her quite a bit

>>17003652
>anyone who disagrees with me is a woman over thirty
Christ, you were in the last mopey woman-hating faggot thread too, weren't you?
Once more, fuck niggers, fuck jannies, and you will never get c*nny.

>>17003803
Yeah it's very common. The sad reality is that there is almost nothing about our civilization that encourages women to achieve for the sake of achievement, in other words to try to reach the top of whatever they try. Everything has the contrary tendency, encouraging them to trade in whatever entry level accomplishments they have for social credits and attention. The simp economy is almost inescapable.

>>17003829
Of course, I'm in every woman hating thread. I hate women. I don't make them though, I think woman hating should arise organically rather than having off topic threads forced about it. Your attempt to fit in is appreciated but your obvious butthurt and phone formatting give you away.

>>17003820
You will learn the truth about people who profess to be bleeding heart

>>17003795
>faggot
huh, so your mask came off
just fuck off back to twitter you failed normalfaggot

>>17003864
Nigger, you're talking to at least two different people, and the level of cope to which you will stoop to avoid accepting that men disagree with you is as pathetic as it gets.

>>17003755
this is not true, although i can understand why someone might think this. i also assumed all women were normies until i met a woman who is definitely not a normie (doesn't use social media; is willing to change opinions when confronted with opposing data, has defined convictions and is able to discuss them rationally, etc.) and so i know outliers do exist. i guess based women are just a lot more rare than based men for some reason

We should set up members of /lit/ with lolcows. Have some cutie autistic couples.

>>17003948
That's a horrible idea

>>17003948
saved your pic. very nice

>>17003891
I agree, they do exist, but telling 4chan guys that their MPDG waifu is really out there waiting for them is dangerous. They aren't that. Also, most of the girls who are interesting are interesting because they are fucked up enough to be disconnected from the demented carnival of "normal" female socialization.

>>17003948
You don't want that.

>>17003619
who are they?

>>17003400
>>17003444
>>17003523
I tried and I literally can't. That website is what happens when middle school gossip becomes an identity: id, ego, and superego all dedicated to slinging. These bitches are discussing Shane Dawson of all people.

>>17003739
expand your boundaries. go to college.

>>17003400
How does fiction require a higher attention span than nonfiction? How does that even make sense?
Also, what fucking board is this on?

>>17003689
the pic isn't that bad. that's an air rifle, no recoil

>>17004089
/pt/

>>17004119
What does that stand for?

God that whole thread is filled with absolute retards

>>17004131
read the thread big boy

>>17004150
nah there aren't that many women here

>>17004040
The rabid dogs who dwell in the abyss of the night. They are those who champion imperfection, unreason, fragmentation, and distortion. They carry pain of the whole universe on their shoulders. The night engenders monsters, it contains the principle of Evil. It is the kingdom of the negative, the matrix of every illusion.

>>17004210
very unbased obscurantist poster

>>17003400
>hang around empathy-killing websites

And lolcow isn't an empathy-killing website?

>>17004210
>The night engenders monsters

Like in Minecraft?

>>17003400
>hang around empathy-killing websites

And lolcow isn't an empathy-killing website?

>>17004418
you type like a redditor

>>17004418
Is there a way to make minecraft good? Like a total overhaul mod that makes it hella epic and much larger? Or does every mod just add a few gay monsters and some faggoty novelties for 13 year olds? I'm not a 13 year old, I'm a big powerful man and I need a big powerful Minecraft.

>>17004430
men are filth. she is absolutely right.

>>17004430
Hot.

>>17004430
Men are always constantly thinking of women as sex objects and things to pursue rather than as equal people. Its true. A man is always trying to get in some girl's pass or act disingenous putting on a persona to seem cooler to a girl he doesnt even care about other than as a fuck toy. If she refuses, then he couldnt care less. He acts all friendly and interested in whatever you like, then he tries to get flirty and if you just want a normal friendship no sexual shit he bails yet claims hes the nice guy. Wtf. They think they deserve sex just for having a nice conversation. Put a penny in the machine and they'll suck your dick. Unbelievable. Fuck men.

Another incel vs. femcel thread.

>>17004501
>Fuck men.
Please do.

>>17004430
I cannot imagine anything more sad than being a woman--she's right in part, every man who has ever been nice to you, offered you the time of day, whatever, has probably thought about fucking you, unless you are fat. It factors in to how well men treat you, I think. Imagine never knowing if a man is enthusiastic about your ideas because they are good, or if he is just feigning interest in hopes you may one day let him sniff the crotch of your worn panties. Being a woman must be exhausting--how can you check yourself? The only strategy is to assign no weight to male opinions and derive your self-worth elsewhere, and maybe be pleasantly surprised if you meet a man who doesn't see you secretly as a child AND doesn't treat you like dog shit and fantasize about cooming in your nostrils. I see the appeal of female separatism. There is nothing about you a man will not sexualize and that itself is a nightmare. How do we, men and women, free ourselves from this hell?

>>17004593
It seems like you might be a girl but I dont mean that in a bad way. This is an insightful post

>>17004430
You could switch around a few words here and there and this entire post would apply just as well to women. Men and women are both pretty horrible and pathetic.

>>17003574
Only good post ITT

>>17003444
Surprised she didn't namedrop Dosto.

>>17003514
This is retarded on both parts jesus christ, the obvious reality is that most people don't take care of themselves/do not age well, so it's easy to find proof of the wall bullshit on both sexes, you're even worse than the other anon because you sound super angered and are posting reddit

>>17003514
>t. I'M IN MY PRIIIIIIME!!!!!!

https://streamable.com/6qqr12

>>17003400
>caring about the opinion of vaginas

>>17004593
>>17004593
There is truth to her post, but I think it exaggerates the implications Just because we have urges and biological drives, doesn't mean we are a slave to them. It is too simplistic to say that someone is just part of their urges and motivations, their inhibitions and ability of their frontal lobe to overtake those feelings is also and intrinsic part of their character.

Part of living peacefully in the human condition I think is accepting some aspects of our biology and realizing that asymmetrical relationships are a deep part of nature between groups and individuals. The more we strive for some idealized equality, the more we will be forced to suppress masculine and feminine behavior. This will either continually fail, or make our relationships emotionless and sterile, or use some new technology that will fundamentally change what it means to be human.

>>17004705
you care about cocks instead?

>>17003755
this is somewhat true in my experience, my current gf, however, is pretty sincere in admitting that she has little interests of her own but gets into mine, I find this a n enjoyable compromise that takes away the hypocrisy

>>17003581
I'd fuck him

>>17004716
The cocks that I respect— yes.

>>17003444

If he has a chiseled jaw then throw all this out the window and drop your panties immediately

>>17003561
I'm not that anon and I think half of that image is retarded
but yes, my mom is a hole and the rest of my female relatives are holes as well

>>17004430
wtf im gay now

>>17003619
names pls
the only one that I recognize is cioran
(second pic might be dazai tho I'm not sure)

>>17003540
>asherah's garden
hardcore feminism really is the inverse of incel lookism shit

>>17004430
if you got to the point were you have to write paragraphs of nonsense to rationalize your hate for males or females you should probably uninstall life.exe
that's literally the equivalent of an incel woman hater
but who cares right?

>>17003444
Literally the sort of autistic thing you'd see on this website but sexes inverted.

She's also right

>>17004430
>live life on easy mode
>still mad by default
relax lmao we'll all be dead soon

It's amazing how much women have leaned in to sociopathy the last 10-12 years.

>>17003561
Every woman is a hole.
Every man is a tube.
Occasionally, liquids go from one to the other.

>>17003444
>dickens
>not basic

>>17004815
yeah i don't understand it. they're supposed to be feminists but they basically share the same worldview as incels?

>>17004501
>sex objects and things to pursue rather than as equal people
What the hell does "equal people" even mean? They never explain that. And what is so strange and wrongthinky about wanting to fuck a woman? How the fuck did we ever get so alienated from Natural Law?

>>17003760
Based.