/lit/ - Literature

>>16998221

>>16998221
They can be very funny in intimate relationships.

Why aren't incels funny? They're not, and everyone knows they're not, but why?

>>16998223
>mrw I see booba
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAGoR4vAo20&feature=emb_title

>>16998221
>That account name
/Ourgirl/

>>16998229
Woman are incapable of having intimate relationships.

>>16998230
damn girl why you gotta go proving op's point like that, did you really think this was going to be an epic own

>>16998233
>peepeepoopoo
based
>gangnam style
cringe

>>16998237
From experience, I know otherwise

>>16998221
I honestly don't know. You can get the excitable girl who is witty but they're rare and most of them are unpleasant to be around as they end up becoming rude. Guys just have a different way of looking at the world than women do.

Hubada Hubada Hubada AAAAWOOGGGAAA

>>16998255
Name 1 (one) funny thing then.

>>16998257
Not saying a lot of women aren't interesting, but humor is just something many women seem to lack. It either comes of as mean or awkward.

>>16998255
What does your experience being molested with your dad have anything to do with this?

>>16998257
This, women just aren't scanning for the same things as men, and some of the things men look for are the bases of humor. Subversions, flaws, gestalt shifts, etc. Women smooth over errors or self-contradictions within a given gestalt, men point them out and try to leverage them.

>>16998257
>>16998221
Check out the Scientific American article, "Why do funny ladies like the ladies? The over-representation of lesbians in comedy."
From the article:
>Men prefer women who find them funny ("humor receptivity"), not funny women per se ("humor production"). Women display the opposite trend in their dating preferences.
Lesbians are better at humor production, according to that theory.
Anecdotally, I really like funny women, but I also have an extremely high percentage of falling in love with lesbians (legitimately dating other women, not just saying they are).

tl;dr, neurological differences and evolutionary psychology (according to the SA article)

>>16998221

>>16998230
Wincels are hilarious. At times inadvertently, but mostly in shitposts. How new are you?

>>16998221
They think acting crazy is being humorous, but its mostly cringe worthy.

>>16998223
>>16998279
Based boobaposters

>>16998221
Why doesn't this thread have anything to do with literature? It doesn't, and everyone knows it doesn't, but why?

>>16998296

man thsoe are som enice tits.
they are so distracting I didn't even see al the cringe faces she was making before it looped the second time around. Truly what are those faces? They are literally like the soi guy who whenever he dramatically moves the camera takes on another retarded facial expression.
But man, those are some nice tits.

>>16998296
Fuck off, nerd.

>>16998296
Humour is a part of literature.

>>16998230
Incels are pretty funny though.

>>16998313
You have just summed up the whole appeal of TikTok. Imagine that this woman genuinely thinks she is funny, creative, talented, etc. just because she has nice tits. It's infuriating.

evo bio, men funny help to have sex, women dont need to be funny to have sex

>>16998296
Treat the boards as general area you can post certain things about. Of course mods will do their thing if it's excessive, but lack of regulations is what make s this website great

>>16998253
>Cringe
>Gangnam style
Confirmed newfag

funny men become funny men through existential suffering and practicing literally every minute of their social lives. Women have no chance, if you take the behavioural perspective.

>>16998221

Tits nice.
OP dumb.

>>16998221
Women sadly have been culturally nurtured to be absolute retards, uncapable of intelligence, love, etc. since the very beginning of history. There's actually no reason women wouldn't have as much achievements in arts, science, philosophy, etc. as men if they were encouraged to do so, sadly it's too late now and this has entered their DNA and it will take literal thousands of years to put women in an equal spot to men. A similar thing happens with niggers. That's why when I see a woman or a nigger I don't feel hatred for their inevitable retardation and inferiority, I simply feel sorry for them and wish history would have been kinder to them.

>>16998345
to be clear being funny is fucking PATHETIC and should not be sought after or respected, just answering OP's question

>>16998325
The wall makes it all worth it. Daily reminder that every young woman feels the same level of selfconfidence as Alexander the Great at the height of his conquests whenever she gets attention, and feeding her more attention only increases her expectation that she is the center and purpose of reality, magnifying the pain of the fall once she hits the wall a couple years later.

Try to think of all the pics and webms of young qts you felt the same way about 5 years ago. You can't, because they've all hit the wall by now. No one will ever hear from them again. The peak of their life was being featured in a webm that circulated briefly.

Think about any girls /lit/ used to talk about. How often do you hear them talked about now? Never, because there's always a new girl around the corner. Free attention for being a young girl ain't free, it's the most costly thing of all.

Women are terrified of the wall.

>>16998296
>The fundamental defect of the female character is a lack of a sense of justice. This originates first and foremost in their want of rationality and capacity for reflexion but it is strengthened by the fact that, as the weaker sex, they are driven to rely not on force but on cunning: hence their instinctive subtlety and their ineradicable tendency to tell lies: for, as nature has equipped the lion with claws and teeth, the elephant with tusks, the wild boar with fangs, the bull with horns and the cuttlefish with ink, so it has equipped woman with the power of dissimulation as her means of attack and defence, and has transformed into this gift all the strength it has bestowed on man in the form of physical strength and the power of reasoning. Dissimulation is thus inborn in her and consequently to be found in the stupid woman almost as often as in the clever one. To make use of it at every opportunity is as natural to her as it is for an animal to employ its means of defence whenever it is attacked, and when she does so she feels that to some extent she is only exercising her rights. A completely truthful woman who does not practice dissimulation is perhaps an impossibility, which is why women see through the dissimulation of others so easily it is inadvisable to attempt it with them. – But this fundamental defect which I have said they possess, together with all that is associated with it, gives rise to falsity, unfaithfulness, treachery, ingratitude, etc. Women are guilty of perjury far more often than men. It is questionable whether they ought to be allowed to take an oath at all.
Obviously the OP was referring to this passage by Schopenhauer and implying that women are not funny because to be funny one must first be honest and rational and, as women are perjurious by nature and adept at self-deception, they are incapable of producing worthy humor. Read more my man.

>>16998352
>being funny is fucking PATHETIC
Why?

oh so you cannot interpret a joke if the person making it has breasts huh. the breasts distract your monkey brains so the subleties of her humor are lost on you huh. troglodytes. ah, as usual, i am far too intelligent for the room. eat your cum btw

I've known several hilarious women. Very little can make me laugh, but the cruelty and sadism women are capable of cash make them quite hilarious if you can become friends with them. There is an area of the friend zone where you both could hypothetically fuck each other, but don't. In that place you will find the woman's true nature. They can be very funny in an evil way. Yes all your suspicions about then being evil are true btw. Okay hmm what else. Jewish girls are the most funny. Middle Eastern too. Blondes aren't ever funny. Red heads, yes sometimes. Asians no. Black girls I wish I knew

>>16998221
Because as with everything else, they have men to do it for them. Women don't need to be funny

>>16998353
They still have good lifes. I am in my 30s and all the women still party or married rich guys.

>>16998362
Basically white women are rarely/never funny because they don't need to be, ever. Other races, maybe.

>>16998360
spiritually empty, weak, and self destructive. I've met fulfilled funny people, but humour goes nowhere on its own and should be for play rather than personality.

>>16998353
Hahahahaha absolutely based and true. Thanks anon.

>>16998381
Well then, good thing I'm not funny.

>>16998353
Pure cope.

>>16998378
White women who have small boobs can be funny, not just because they're compensating but because they've been ignored for dumber girls and are full of that same incel spite at the world

>>16998230
Ywnp

>>16998390
nice downvote

>>16998353
i can't believe this image is circulated seriously. I thought it was fully ironic, but this shit is retarded.

Finding a woman who's funny is like finding a needle in a haystack.
Finding a woman who has no desire to get drunk and go to parties is like finding a unicorn.

>>16998221
The simple fact is that women don't need to be funny. For a man to be appealing to others, he has to be charismatic, funny, clever. A woman just has to exist.

>>16998237
gay

>>16998221

Women are unintentionally funny. Like autists and retards

>>16998381
cope

>>16998362
>Jewish girls are the most funny. Middle Eastern too. Blondes aren't ever funny. Red heads, yes sometimes. Asians no. Black girls I wish I knew
Absolutely cringe and anecdotal. Here are my own anecdotes:
>Jewish women I've met have cynical humour
>A blonde I knew had a really sweet/wholesome sense of humor, and another who was far left actually had a great cynical sense of humor
>One Asian I know was really funny, tho she had lots of masculine traits (totally straight though)
>Haven't known any Middle Eastern women long enough to get their humour

The Jewish and blonde women with a cynical sense of humor read frequently and were pretty /lit/. The blonde woman who had a wholesome sense of humor had a good upbringing.

I've only known one woman, Indian, who had that funny evil sense of humor. I never really did get along with her.

Tl;dr: I don't think ethnicity matters really, this is some idpol shit to think otherwise.

read schopenhauer. comedy is honesty. men are more likely to understand the world honestly because men are required to become effective in practical matters like labor: mechanical subjects, computer science, machine operation, etc. that is how men accumulate power and social status.

women by contrast are more effective in getting men who achieve that success. they milk the cow without having to buy it. the kind of contests they have to win to achieve this are ones where dishonesty becomes an asset. a good liar believes their own lies. this means that most women never bother to learn the ability to judge the world honestly, they are constantly having to create and implement a flawless and perfect version of themselves and have others believe it as fact. for her to realize what she truly is honestly would absolutely destroy her ability to get others to consider her as desirable.

there's also the issue of self-deprecation. the jester cannot make fun of the aristocrats if he also considers himself one. men are comfortable with putting themselves down because what they do is more important than what they are.

>>16998403
>Finding a woman who's funny is like finding a needle in a haystack.
Difficult, and of no significant value if you do find it.
>Finding a woman who has no desire to get drunk and go to parties is like finding a unicorn.
Probably impossible, and a beautiful thing if you somehow manage it.
Very accurate.

>>16998417
>>16998403
>Finding a woman who has no desire to get drunk and go to parties is like finding a unicorn.
Not at all. You guys use Tinder too much.
I've known party girls but over half the women I've met and worked with legitimately did not like to party and get drunk.
Find these women in: book publishing, the physics department, and math.

>>16998221
Wait, I'm out of the loop. I thought this obvious Chinese spyware was banned?

>>16998415
You don't seem very funny so I can't really trust you judgement here

>>16998300
No way we spend more than 85% of our time on women. Anon. please.

>>16998353 The wall is over rated. Men will simp for women up to their sixties. It's just after 25 they can't necessarily have the man they want, and it makes them bitter, to longer get attention automatically.

>>16998416
Insightful

>>16998221
This was funny. Look at those milkers swanging. Get a sense of humour

>>16998403
>>16998417
First is true but the second is the easiest thing in the world

>>16998470
Not where I live. I've met a lot who seemed to be demure at first, but after being around them for a few months, they started talking about how they wanted to "let loose" and go out more. Was a huge blackpill for me. I want a girl who never drinks, ever. Or does any other drugs.

>>16998230
Not an incel but they're a fucking hilarious if you're not a bitter tranny with an overgrown axe wound.

>>16998403
women should be banned from drinking, its the fucking worst. they take no responsibility for themselves. Schopenhauer was right. they are children. and children should be banned from drinking.

>thread mocking weak men crying
>OFF TOPIC OFF TOPIC GET OUT
>off topic thread but its misogynistic
>incels start jerking each other off

>>16998520
yeah 4chan is as predictable as it gets. the only thing preventing it from being essentially right-wing reddit is no upvotes.

>>16998520
What are you gonna do about it?
Now tits or out

>>16998534
post wrists

>>16998529
Nearly every thread about the difference between women and men dissolves into this.
I legitimately think it's because a lot of these posters actually haven't met or had real conversations with thoughtful women in real life.

>>16998520
>>16998529
>whiny broads proving they have no sense of humor
pottery

>>16998539

>>16998539
idk man I've felt like I've had real conversations with thoughtful women before but then they just end up being the fucking same as any other bitch. women are all the same. maybe I just need to meet more people.

>>16998545
wrist check! take the index finger and the thumb of your right hand and wrap them around your left wrist. do they meet? congrats! you're a genetic failure and will never be respected as a man

>>16998221
https://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2007/01/hitchens200701

>>16998555
Nasolabial folds check! Take the fingers you use to post the same "lmao wrist check" thing you learned from twitter whenever you're on your bi-monthly 4chan visit just to get mad at "incels" in the exact same way you always do, and check if the creases next to your mouth are deep and visible.

Let's begin the cycle again, you and I. The difference is, while we go back and forth until you give up, I'll be in other threads having fun on 4chan because I belong here, and you'll be in this thread having a bad time and being bitter as usual. Get a boyfriend, tourist.

>>16998539
I've been pretty damn close with ~10 women in my life. Every single one of them ended up being selfish or degenerate in some way. I'm willing to put up with some shit, because I'm not perfect myself, but each of these women revealed themselves to be not worth putting up with in the end. I know I'm right, because lord knows I wish I wasn't.

A woman only wants a vapid life of fads & to keep men competing for her, with the euphemism of being a princess seduced by princes, only to end up in bed where she wants to talk dirty, to be fucked raw while squirting everywhere, joyfully exclaiming ''omg this never happened to me before'', succumbing to a convulsive orgasm, the highlight of her life, the legendary vaginal holy grail heard about during the regular sex gossip at the spa with her girl friends giggling in unison.
For years she dreamed it was HER TURN, yet for years she put up with subpar self-glorifying sexual partners hooked up from work, hobbies & bars, conveniently avoiding thinking her sex-based existence. She's not ready to accept it & keeps in the back of her mind a vague fantasy of merging the vaginal duality of the princess at day and whore at night: the state of a glorified Liberated Lady, all the time, where her cognitive dissonance would've no beginning & no end. No more hysteria, no more schizophrenia, pure non-duality. Diana would be proud of her enlightenment.

At this stage, women prefer to let the men do the first step, let them think they're in control & the stronger sex, as a bonus she doesn't view herself as a total slag & gets the harassment card if the orbiters are too repulsive. Men love this, falling hook, line and sinker.

Willy-nilly, the little minx ends up pregnant, it's what happen after years of bending over. She debates for a few days whether to keep it, whether to tell whoever she thinks fertilized her these last few weeks.
She fancies playing the helicopter mom, feeling like protecting & providing for a tiny kid, taking it in her arms & feel the heartbeats; exactly what men dream of doing to women.
Women love their kids, remain faithful to them. Women never love men & aren't faithful to men. They don't even need to anyway. Women practice love like a banker performing a cost-benefit analysis.

Bored with the helicopter mom, plus the kids grew up, she longs for the golden years of her 20s when she was kind of a looker. Why not go for a tattoo or a makeover?
She's spreading them even wider, in secret or not, this time dropping the prudish act for she knows what she wants after all those experiences & with little effort on her side, she still gets various bulls eager to be at her doorsteps.
The menopause really kicks in & all her aging orbiters have only a semi hard-on from her when she's nude. She thinks about a breast lift, some bottox but she feels bittersweet as the end is near. She's open about the swinger sex. Her official provider accepts to be one of her numerous cuckolds & is happy to make her happy, to be here day after day for her & her kids

Hardly any man looks, now that she's a young grandma, a bit jealous of her daughter relentlessly becoming what she was.
Grandma finally dies & everybody says she was a saint. The daughter hits the wall, the teen granddaughter bleeds and is active, it's her turn to embrace the cycle of the vaginal existence

>>16998539
I haven't, but I haven't really had any with men either. Normie women are retarded but so are normie men, I think their issue is with normies rather than women but because most of them are undoubtedly incels (I am as well, but I'm aware of this bias) they direct all the hate towards women.

>>16998221
Its nature, men like animals need to act like clowns to attract females

Humor is born out of deflecting suffering. Try to find one genuinely funny male comedian who didn't have a shit period in his life and you won't.
Women can be funny in an absurdist, self-embrassing sense but that's not because of individual talent or skill. The truth is that today women do not suffer, and/or their suffering is not compatible with male suffering enough to generate true humor.

>>16998229
>x can be funny when audience is as biased as it gets
let's stick with logic, shall we

>>16998565

>>16998555
fist check! take your fist and put it in your mouth and then punch your uvula like a speedbag. stop posting this you dumb cunt i’m tired of seeing it. it was gay and fully imitated another anon’d joke in there, too. again, WOMEN CANNOT BE CLEVER, FUNNY, OR ORIGINAL.

>>16998593
>Agenda for January 10th: Visit 4chan, respond "lmao this place is right wing" to random people in random threads, remain depressed, respond "wrist check!" to that one guy, wait another month
>Agenda for February 10th: Visit 4chan....

I find lolcow and crystal cafe funny, and they're female chan-sites.

>>16998414
I respect humor and love funny people, and funny women. Humor is just a dated and empty tool, although it’s useful for human interaction.

>>16998609
do you retards not notice how hard youre projecting

>>16998550
I never once claimed a poster couldn't speak to a woman. I merely said they should.
It's similar to racism. I'm not Black, but I've met guys who were very suspicious of Black people until they actually worked with them in university.

>>16998554
>>16998569
I agree in a sense, especially with >>16998569 and >>16998575. The most 'wholesome/pure/innocent' women were selfish in some way. But I expected it to be the case.
I have low expectations of humans, and myself, in general, so I wasn't disappointed.

More relevant to the topic, though, I have found that women can be thoughtful, smart, and genuinely really funny, in complete contradiction to basically half this thread.

If no one who reads this actually wants to talk to women in real life, at least read "To Kill a Mockingbird." Scout Finch absolutely encapsulates what I mean and see with women who are good people in real life.