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16955032 No.16955032 [Reply] [Original]

Let's say, hypothetically, for the sake of the arguement, you meet the "next Hitler". And this "next Hitler" will be a dictator when he grows up. Not necessarily a nazi dictator, but a dictator. He will turn the democracy of a certain European nation into an absolute tyranny.
This badass is now 18.
What book will you recommend him?
You can not change his fate. He will become a dictator no matter what. But you can help shaping him as a person.

>> No.16955062

>>16955032

mein kampf pt. II a.k.a. my diary desu

>> No.16955080

>>16955032
I would use the nearest hardcover Bible to crack his little skull open.

>> No.16955084

ready player one

>> No.16955103

>>16955032
Mein Kampf

>> No.16955104
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>>16955032
I would become his friend so his heart doesn’t harden and his soul is not entirely overcome by hate.

>> No.16955106

>>16955032
Evola's Metaphysics of War, then hope for a European Hellenic Neo-Caliphate.

>> No.16955170

>>16955106
Add Heathen Imperialism and we're good to go.

>> No.16955241

>>16955032
My twisted world by Elliot Rodger

>> No.16955252

>>16955032
Men Among The Ruins

>> No.16955258

>>16955032
I'd give him Journey to the End of the Night so he kills himself before coming to power.

>> No.16955339

>>16955032
12 Rules to Life by Dr. Jordan Benis Peterson

>> No.16955358

>>16955339
why

>> No.16955373

>>16955032
Either Mein Kampf or this >>16955084

>> No.16955444

>>16955358
He will not bother children when they are skateboarding which will make him a pretty good dictator imo.

>> No.16955491

The Art of the Deal so that he turns into a bumbling incompetent fash

>> No.16955498

>>16955491
why would you want him to turn into a bumbling incompetent fash?

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>>16955491

>> No.16955564

>>16955032
The complete work of Plato and I will be his teacher (with all the stuff implicated in an athenian teacher-student relationship) and make the twink become a philosopher-king.

>> No.16956616
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16956616

Next time, let the fucking generals do their job and don't push into Russia during winter. Retard.

>> No.16956640

I wanna be a cia backed third-world dictator
Those still a thing?

>> No.16956661

>>16956616
Hitler read about Napoleon's attempt and Napoleon read about Charles XIIs attempt while marching to Russia. NeoHitler would just find some dumb reason that this time will totally be different.

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16956674

>>16955032
Hope this works...

>> No.16956694

>>16955032
Seneca. He was in the same position and did his best, who am I to try to do better?

>> No.16956698

>>16956616
>June is in winter
>He should have just listened to his generals
Back to /his/ shitwit

>> No.16956711

>>16955032
Have him read proust, learn some empathy

>> No.16956771

>>16956616
Retard, Hitler made military decisions that were better than his generals. Even his fuck ups have a lot of logic to them and I know you never read Clausewitz because if you did it would mean you have interest in military history which would mean you actually know the thought process behind Hitler's tactical decisions and just how competent he actually was.

>> No.16956783

>>16956711
One of the first things the dictator does when in power is legalize pederasty
>>16956694
The dictator orders you to commit suicide
>>16955564
The twink instead becomes a philosopher NEET and regular shitposter on /lit/, and quite possibly a tripfag.
>>16955491
He asks you for a small loan.
>>16955339
Cleaning your room will become a law.
>>16955084
Every single piece of media referenced in Ready Player One becomes banned during the regime. A bounty is put on Robert Zemeckis.

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>>16955032

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>>16955032
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>> No.16956816

>>16955032
>>16955062
>>16955062
>>16955080
>>16955084
>>16955103
>>16955104
>>16955106
>>16955170
>>16955241
>>16955252
>>16955258
>>16955339
>>16955358
>>16955373
>>16955444
>>16955491
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>>16955502
>>16955564
>>16956616
>>16956640
>>16956661
>>16956674
>>16956694
>>16956698
>>16956711
>>16956771
>>16956783
>>16956790
>>16956808
HOW DO I LOSE I WANT TO SLEEP

>> No.16956832
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16956832

Decline of the West

>> No.16956847

>>16956832
The west is dead by your shitty politics now how do I lose i want to sleep

>> No.16956865
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>>16955032

>> No.16956872

>>16956847
There's more to life than happiness - especially for a future dictator - but if peace is what you want, I'd give you a copy of Winnie-the-Pooh.

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16956916

>>16955104
It never was, fren

>> No.16957796

>>16955444
keked and checked

>> No.16957803

>>16956816
Explain what you mean

>> No.16957828

>>16955032
The Metaphysics of Morals

>> No.16957861

>>16955032
White Fragility

>> No.16957877

>>16955032
Uhhhhh i like diary of a wimpy kid

>> No.16958048

>>16955032
Protocols of the elders of zion

>> No.16958059

>>16955032
The Decline of the West.

>> No.16959091

>>16955032
Feder.

>> No.16959475

>>16955032
Attack on Titan, all volumes.

>> No.16960047

bump

>> No.16960259

>>16955032
White Fragility by Robin DiAngelo

>> No.16960409

>>16960259
>wants Hitler to build gas chambers for real
Based.

>> No.16960835

>>16956816
Stop doing this you schizo.

>> No.16961447

>>16955032
>Meditations by Marcus Aurelius
A dictator has much to learn from one of the greatest Emperors the world has seen

>> No.16961628

>>16955032
Gray Mirror for the Nihilistic Prince by Curtis Yarvin

>> No.16961871

>>16961628
"I'm Jewish": the Post.

>> No.16961899

>>16955032
Hop on Pop

>> No.16961932

>>16955032
the dark enlightenment by nick land

>> No.16962233

>>16961871
my grandfather was sephardic jew, if that makes you happy

>> No.16962734

>>16962233
Did it cross your mind to ask how I knew that?

>> No.16963540

>>16955032

When I first started reading this I thought it was a Shapiro copypasta.

>> No.16963567

>>16962734
I mean you probably call dozens of people jews every week, it's bound that one of them will be 1/4th jewish eventually. I won't bore you with the specifics though, math is Jewish magic after all.

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>>16955032

>> No.16963873

>>16955032
Read leviathan like 10 fucking times.
Find a Hobbes expert to talk about Hobbes with.
I mean "muh Machiavelli" too, but Leviathan definitely

>> No.16963887

>>16955032
You know Julius Caesar wrote a couple books right?
But also any ancient Roman account of Augustus Caesar. Proper emperors are experts in bureaucracy

>> No.16963902

>>16956661
i know this is goig to sound gay, but i screenshotted your post

>> No.16964259

>>16955084
Ready Player One was legitimately on the professional reading list for US Marines for years until tihs year. I still don't understand why.

>> No.16965565

>>16956771
Please expand :)

>> No.16965571

>>16955032
Gray Mirror by Curtis Yarvin

>> No.16965609

>>16961628
>>16962233
>>16963567
Why do I get the feeling that Moldbug himself posts on /lit/? I keep seeing Sam Hyde and /lit/ references in his work.

>> No.16965658

>>16965609
A compendium of Nietzsches work or maybe of Emerson’s. I want him to aim to be the greatest self realizing man the world has ever seen

>> No.16965986

The Bible obviously.

>> No.16966901

>>16955032
I've gotten banned for posting about historico-linguistics because it doesn't pertain to literature.

>> No.16967538

>>16955032
that is literally me

>> No.16967930

White Identity - Jared Taylor

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KIM IL SUNG CENTRAL TREATISES ON THE JUCHE DOCTRINE