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Well /lit/? what do you tell her?

>> No.16915206
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Dosto, turgenev, lermontov, tolstoy. I'm an absolute faggot for classic Russian literature

Her: omg teehee what a nerd, fuck me

>> No.16915226

>>16915128
Lolita, Mein Kampf and the Bible.

>> No.16915227

>>16915128
David Goggins, the subtle art of not giving a f**k, podcasts, the list goes on

>> No.16915248

>>16915128
Pffftt.. I don't read. I just watch approved movies and series from my favorite streaming platforms!

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>>16915128
>U-uUhhhhhhh
>I like uh.... kind of weird-type fiction things haha
>There's this book about... a teacher called Humbert
>HE'S FRENCH
>And uhhhhh... this book about another French guy
>... In Galicia
>He's just called the stran- I'm just gonna go, s-sorry for wasting your time.

>> No.16915278

>>16915128
The waves, A good man is hard to find, To the lighthouse, Emily dickinson complete collection; you know i'm big supporter of women writers, what about you?

>> No.16915943

You’re all so weird. Just be honest and not creepy+socially incompetent. Why is she asking you this? Is it because she likes books, too? Is she just trying to be polite? Does she want to get to know you better because she’s interested in you? Your response should vary accordingly. Lol, I have told girls my favourite book is lolita or some stupid obscure book but since I don’t respond like a brain dead channer it goes well.

>> No.16916103

>>16915128
Maybe your favorite books? You faggots are so fucking dense.

>> No.16917411

>>16915943
>Just be honest and not creepy+socially incompetent
where do you think you are, anon?

>> No.16917416

>>16915128
Revolt Against the Modern World, Ride the Tiger, The Metaphysics of Sex... the list goes on.

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>>16915128
The entire Fantômas collection. Then I'd proceed to ask if she likes men in black, skin-tight suits.

>> No.16917506

>>16915128
the faerie queene, dryden's aeneid translation, the hunting of the shark, the lord of the rings.

>> No.16917511

>>16915943
>Lol
Lol! XD great post many updoots to u

>> No.16917566

>>16915943
your response shouldn't vary, as lying to her will breach a moral imperative, which is worse than losing out on tinder pussy. Good day

>> No.16917607

>>16915227
retard

>> No.16917608

>>16915128
Finnegans Wake, A Thousand Plateaus: Capitalism and Schizophrenia, Fanged Noumena: Collected Writings 1987-2007, The Collected Posts of Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ, My diary desu... the list goes on.

>> No.16917610

>>16915128
High effort salon threads get nuked instantly while this subliterate monkey drivel runs for 250 replies

>> No.16917614

>>16916103
you are supposed to respond to the thread with your favorite book retard

>> No.16917621

>tell her I read Kierkegaard
>block her

>> No.16917635

>>16917621
Based knight of infinite resignation

>> No.16917719

>>16915128
>lol
>fave
in the trash she goes

>> No.16917739

>>16915128
This Vital Flesh by William Baylebridge

>> No.16917771

>>16915128
Anti-Oedipus: Capitalism and Schizophrenia
The Society of the Spectacle
Capitalist Realism: Is There no Alternative?
Fanged Noumena
Simulacra and Simulation

>> No.16917776

>>16915128
Gravity's Rainbow, Herodotus' Histories, The Tunnel

>> No.16917792

>>16915943
Could you be anymore reddit if you tried?

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>>16917416
Anon revolt against the modern world is the second worst book to tell someone who is only going to read the title as your favorite book.
Number one would be pic related

>> No.16918034

>>16917608
>butterfly
How the FUCK did you type this???

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>>16915128

>> No.16918062

>>16915128
>Lonesome Dove
>Count of Monte Cristo
>The Pillars of the Earth
>Notre-Dame de Paris
>Anna Karenina

Would she stick around?