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Write a short story in the style of an exurb1a video.
If you don't want to write one vocaroo someone elses.

>> No.16907505

>>16906990
So write like a less creative douglas adams?

>> No.16908119
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>>16906990
So yeah there's a star... And a woman... And a brooding, slightly existential guy in his late twenties. And woman loves guy, and guy loves woman... But they don't know that yet. Enter time. Time is big and long. Big and long, and *hard*. Not unlike another organ which guy hasn't had wet for years. Guy is quite lonely. Time makes us all lonely, with time. We're all gonna die because of time. "Fuck time," guy thinks. "I'm getting up in my years an my schlong is quite unwet," Guy hasn't realized he's about to meet the woman of his finite life. Oh, and we forgot about the star. Yes, the stars. Beautiful, right? Shiny, beautiful, mysterious and unreachable. Exactly what woman and guy would be thinking of eachother when they first meet. What does the star hide? The stars connect us all, and this guy and woman were soon to discover.

>> No.16908166

>>16906990
Either underage or dangerously low iq

>> No.16908211
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>>16906990
Once upon a time there was a dude who liked wang and he sucked on the wangs and then he died. The end.

>> No.16908545

>>16906990
So there story begins with a scientist. An alcoholic one to that. He has a grandson. One time, to teach the grandson a lesson, he turns himself to a pickle. The funniest shit I've ever seen.

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>>16908545

>> No.16909534

>>16906990
So yeah...basically. I love reddit. I love rich and morty and i love eating onions covered tofu. Penis? A favorite of mine. Love it. God...there is no god. Oh my god...fucking SPACE and SCIENCE. I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!