/lit/ - Literature

>sing lauds
>eggs and covfefe

>>16891402
Wake up. Force myself out of bed so I don't get depressed about my inactivity.
Try not to jerk off. Succeed 60% of the time.
Make coffee. Drink it. Attempt to concentrate to read through an e-newspaper copy.
Read for 30 minutes. Get depressed about how late in the day it is. Make it to the end of the day.
Stay up too late on the internet. Jerk off. Sleep too late.

>>16891420
I also brush my teeth and shave after trying not to jerk off to attempt to pass at looking human.

first i ask is coffee good for you?

>>16891429
I don't know, but it's certainly /lit/.

>>16891402
I've posted my old routine before. It was basically
>wake up at 5 am
>have breakfast and take a shower
>read from 6 to 8 am
>attend my uni lectures
>listen to music until it is 2 pm
>have lunch
>study until 6 pm
>play guitar until it is 9 pm
>shitpost here or watch stuff on youtube
>go to bed before 11pm
It worked for the previous semester, but in this semester I had a very chaotic schedule, so I ended up being an absolute mess. Add to that that I tend to feel sad and frustrated when I do not follow a strict schedule.
And yes, coffee is good for you, I couldn't live without it.

6 - wake up, shower and shave, bible study, have a pipe

7:30 - Get baby out of crib and give him bottle. Eat breakfast

9 - Get to office, start work

>>16891402
Wake up screaming and spilling blood, eventually passing out. Repeat

>>16891429
It’s actually not. It messes with your sleep, is highly addictive, and probably makes you crave sugar and fat. It’s fine as an occasional prescription but multiple cups every single day, as most people drink it is just probably not good for you.


That said, I usually have about 3 cups each morning.

wake up
yogurt, coffee, milk
take a shit because coffee, nice
go on a walk with headphones for two hours or so
work from noon until night
come home, play guitar and read 50 pages or so
go to bed, gf tries to seduce me but usually fails because I am suicidal
repeat

Wake up
Shower
Coffee
3 hours on 4chan
2 hours reading (sometimes in the bath)
1-2 hours nap
Coffee
Meal
3 hours on 4chan
1-2 hours reading
Sleep

Get up
Walk the dog
Make coffee

>Wake up
>Fall out out of bed
>Drag a comb across my head
>Find my way downstairs
>Drink a cup
>Look up and notice I am late
>Find my coat and grab my hat
>Make the bus in seconds flat
>Make my way upstairs and have a smoke
>Somebody speaks and I go into a dream

>>16891429
Yes http://raypeat.com/articles/articles/caffeine.shtml
>>16891617
Dilate hypocrite

>>16891692
>Ray Peat

Wake up at 4, go to the gym.

Home at 630. Coffee, take a shit in the shower and stamp it down the drain.

Breakfast by 8. Jerk off and start work.

Finish work around 4. Go for a walk.

Dinner around 630.

Alternate reading a chapter/section/whatever and jerk off. Fall asleep.

The cologne breakfast

A coffee
A whiskey
A fat line of speed
A speedwank

>>16891650
Reference ! ! !

6 - Wake up, walk dog (while wife and children get ready for the day)
6:45 - Shower and get ready for the day
7 - Breakfast (wife prepares it while I shower)
7:20 - Read and discuss Bible chapter with family, short prayer together
7:40 - Leave for work
8 - Get to work
It's actually my ideal morning routine
tfw no devout Christian and wholesome suburban family

>>16891795
beautiful
i knew it wasn't true though

>>16891639
>in the bath
You fucking faggot

>Wake up, half the time I feel borderline jumpscared upon awakening the other half I feel lethargic and empty as I slowly up my crust covered eyes
>Go the the bathroom
>Browse 4chan for 30 minutes while the shower is running and the hot water has run out
>Take a cold shower while groaning and muttering "fuck you"
>Get out of the shower and look at myself in the mirror, make a plethora of different faces in the mirror and then just stare at my neutral expression occasionally chuckling from time to time
>Chug 2 black coffees

>>16891402
Take methylphenidate
Smoke cigarettes and drink soda until it hits
Study however long our overlords deem is okay
Smoke cigarettes and burn myself w them as a sacrifice to our overlords if I want to study more
Eat food
Go on 4chan

When they weren't as involved I wrote and studied Spanish as well

>>16891402
Leap out of bed the moment the alarm goes off. Put on podcast while brushing teeth, showering, etc. Have breakfast. Do Duolingo.

>>16891572
Gimp

>wake up
>take a shit
>eat breakfast
>get out of bed

>>16891814
Name one thing wrong with reading in the bath.

>>16891825
yep

>Half wake up
>look at clock
>cuddle stuffed animals for 20 minutes
>get out of bed, piss, brush hair
>put earplugs in because I can't stand noise in the morning
>chug 3 cups of water (I measured)
>go into my room for some reason
>realize I didn't want to be in my room
>go make breakfast
>MAYBE read during/after breakfast

>>16891901
Being in a bath. It's disgusting and creepy and bourgeois. Read in the shower like a man

>>16891918
Enjoy your wet book.

>>16891692
Keep getting fat and destroying your adrenal system then coffee coper.

>>16891922
>tfw use an eReader like a man
Fuck your girly-man aesthetics

Depending on morning and mood, either a cigarette or hot drink of my choice. I either read or do some language study for a while until I get hungry enough to want to make breakfast and if Im engaged enough I’ll read while I make breakfast and eat. Admittedly I havent done this routine in a while, living situation is terrible so I havent been reading as often

>>16891617
It's no problem if you drink before noon and not too much.

>>16891918
Don't read, like a man.

>>16892154
Sorry couldn't understand

My neet life:
>wake with the sun, write in dream journal
>coffee & crossword, read the headlines, take a toke or two
>do some lifts, stretch, meditate
>do some chores, shower
>read until lunch
>post-prandial walk
>read more (usually ~5h reading total)
>write until dinner
>practice math, piano, or French
>browse 4chan or whatever
>tidy & groom
>tuck in & weep

>wake up
>eat breakfast
>shower and get ready
>read for an hour
>go to work

On non workdays it varies a lot more. At first it felt silly to wake up earlier just to read but I found it makes the day feel much better.

>get home from work
>get high
>shower
>go to bed
>read until tired

>>16891832
>Put on podcast
Midwit.

>wake up
>make my morning cup of coffee (black, no sugar, no cream)
>smoke a couple of marlboros
>load my glock
>exit my home

730 am wake up
8 gym
10 make breakfast
11 make music
3 read
5 eat
6 walk
7 read more or make music
12 sleep

Average ish day off from work/school

>>16891617
drink black coffee retard.

>>16891402
there is no schedules, schedules are for fags.
I woke up at 9pm yesterday and masturbated for 3 hours, it was great.

>>16891402
suck cock

wake up
coffe 2 cigs
study 3-4 hours
eat
2 cigs
go on part time cucked job
read untill i fall asleep

>alarm clock set to 7am
>snooze for about 30 minutes
>get up, wash face, brush teeth
>(iron a shirt if i need to)
>work starts at 8, get there by 8:30

>>16891402
1. Sucking a dick
2. Sucking a dick
3. Sucking a dick
4. Sucking a dick
5. Sucking a dick

>>16891402
Wake up in the morning feeling like P-diddy

Wake up.
Drink plenty of water.
Eat a decent breakfast, no sugar, low or no carbs. Usually eggs.
Go outside, smoke a cigarette and drink black coffee.
Come back in, read poetry for a couple of hours.
Repeat every morning.

8:00 - Wake up, drink a mix of mate and kratom, eat breakfast with other supplements
9-12 - Classes or some random shit
12:00 - Lunch
12-19 - Classes some other shit and gym or climbing
19:00 - Dinner
19 - 23 Reading
23 - 24 Yoga/meditation/holotropic breathing

While the exam period I sleep from 20:00 to 2:00 at night and I pop modafinil after waking up to do all the studying for the university. I like it this way because no one disturbs me on social media.

Once a month I do psychedelics or dissociatives to keep my mind flowing in the sky like a light feather

(pic related, the city I live in)

>>16891402
>get up
>put robe on
>coffee
>online classes
>read in my study
>sometimes drink or get stoned because depressed

>>16891572
I want what you have

>>16891617
this is the pill no one wants to take

>>16891402
>Was wpmder how most of you have the time to read all these works
>Oh you're all a bunch of neets

From Tuesday to Saturday it's:

>wake up at ten to five in the morning
>take five minutes to gather my bearings and realise where I am
>crawl out of bed
>get washed and dressed
>sometimes have breakfast but always a coffee of immense strength
>have a little rave for ten minutes to get the blood flowing and make me feel a bit better
>pump air into my bike tires because they always go soft overnight
>leave for work at six

>>16891617
>makes you crave the food you need to survive

>>16891402
>wake up noon
>stay in bed for 2 hrs
>get up to piss
>make a cup of coffee
>drink half of it
>check messages while crying
>don't respond to any of them
>browse internet for a few hours with a movie on that i don't pay attention to
>check fridge, close fridge
>take a nap
>wake up, browse phone in bed
>go back to sleep

>>16894272
Wait am I retarded or is it Wrocław?

>wake up at 2:30pm
>receive head coffee and cigarette
>read non-step for next 12 hours

Wake up
Shower
Breakfast
Go to class
Come back home
Read for an hour
Exercise
Study for university
Dinner time
Watch some anime/read manga/read a book some more
Work on my novel
Go to bed

>Wake up
>Make coffee
>Read for 1-2 hours
>Begrudgingly turn on my laptop and start my day

>>16891402
Before covid I’d go to the gym before work and read in between sets.

>>16891429
>no pic

Comfy neet life

>>16891402
I wake up from a dreamless sleep
feed companion animal
make coffee and breakfast
open my diary desu and write my morning rant

Tea is better than coffee

>>16895553
Water>tea>coffee>everything else

>>16895609
I drink 3 glasses of water before my coffee
after I eat something I usually have orange juice too

>>16891402
>wake up
>read
>shitpost
>engage in the dialectic
>sleep and repeat

>>16895644
>I drink 3 glasses of water before my coffee
Based. They say you should never drink coffee on an empty stomach, always water first

>>16891402
>wake up
>read

>wake up around 12pm
>check my phone, reply to some texts, read in bed
>stumble out of bed, get dressed, splash water in my face
>drink a cup of tea, swallow vitamin pill
>make lunch and do some reading
>go out for a walk and think about stuff

im just here to blogpost about my own routine. i didn't read any of your shit

I'll wake up at either 10 or 11, shower after looking at 4chan for a bit. Eat and listen to some music. Compose music after, play bass then go to work. I mainly do my reading at work on my down time at work.

> wake up, sleep a bit more
> go take a piss and brush my teeth
> make cawfee, eat brekky
> go out to pet the horses
> read before work
feels good

>wake up at 6:30
>speed breakfast, shower, shit, get ready for work etc
>check stonks and shitpost on biz
>at work by 8
>come home for lunch 12-1
>work till 5
>come home eat preworkout snack
>get to gym at 5:30
>lift heavy as fuck stare at thots with my bros till 6:30/7
>come home bathe and eat dinner
>read from 8-9:30 or shitpost
>bed by 10/11

>>16891896
kekity koo

>alarm goes off
>hit snooze
>fall back asleep
>alarm goes off again
>slowly get out of bed
>take a shower, brush teeth, get dressed
>make lunch and brew a cuppa
>drive to work
wish I was unemployed

>wake up about 6am
>coffee
>yohimbine
>fasted 2hr walk with audiobook playing in the forrest

its very good

/fitlit/ here
>4-6am shitpost, write if I have a topic in mind
>7am oat shake with an egg, banana, maybe protein powder
>8am get stoned and shitpost
>tues,thurs,sat work out at12pm. If not try to stay in bed all to recover

Maybe read throughout the day or shitpost. Also play Microgolf masters.

>>16891617
>highly addictive
Faggot detected, grow some fucking balls unless its cocaine you have no excuse to call anything addictive you weak bitch

>>16896150
god what a shit life

>>16896176
It’s 30 degrees outside and I’m getting paid to work from home where I just stay in bed all day recovering from gym.

>>16891429
If you believe it is without worry than it is. Worry is worse for you than vices.

Does anyone use a daily planner or scheduling app?

>>16891402
Think about my dreams. Read. Write. Watch the day wake. Enjoy serenity before the dread sets in. It's my favorite time.

>>16896382
not anymore, but it's because I have lost my will to live

>>16896382
>He doesn't let his biological clock alert him to what needs to be done

>>16896622
>repeat [X]
>[daily] weekly monthly yearly
>until [forever]

>>16896622
3 hour dinner?

>>16896852
it includes cooking and doing the dishes because he's single

Wake up at 6
shower
Skip breakfast because I'm still cutting weight from the corona pudge
1 glass of water
Get to Hopsital at 7:30
Leave Hospital either between 3:30-4:30 depending on consults
Gym from 5-6:30 followed by protein shake
Mommy cooks me dinner
shitpost until 10
Read from 10-Drowsy and fall asleep

Repeat ad infinitum.
Can't wait to fucking move out.

>take a dump
>shower
>pack lunch
>breakfast and check the stock market futures
>say goodbye to wife and baby

>>16896852
it does include >>16896866 and then just relaxing. either on the computer or watching some show

>>16891402
I started going full autistic on tea, si I start my day with a full on traditional gong fu tea ceremony.

>>16897038
I am sorry for being so catty anon. I am single too.

>>16897056
no worries bud we're all gonna make it

>>16891402
>Wake up
>Read
>Joint warm-up and stretches
>Go about my business

Also, I lift, do push-ups and sit-ups before bed.

02:30 wake up
02:45 prayer time
03:15 breakfast
03:40 workout
05:30 post-workout meal
06:00 shower
07:30 golf
08:00 snack
09:30 cryochamber recovery
10:30 snack
11:00 family time/meetings/work calls
13:00 lunch
14:00 meetings/work calls
15:00 pick up kids @ school
15:30 snack
16:00 workout #2
17:00 shower
17:30 dinner/family time
19:30 bedtime

>>16891639
you don't have a job?

>>16897136
quite the schedule mark

>>16891402
>wake up at 3 am
>masturbate then read until 6 am
>walk for 2 hours
>play beat saber for 45 minutes
>shower
>have breakfast
>spend the rest of the day on 4channel

I tend not to read in the mornings. Usually I like to wind down in the evening with a cup of tea and a book.

>Alarm rings at 10 am
>Get out of bed at 11 am
>Shower at 11:30 am
>Make food at 12
>Eat
>Make up a bullshit escuse to not go to work at 1 pm
>Go back to sleep
>Wake up at 5 pm
>Smoke a joint at 6 pm
>Go to the crepe store to get two chocolate crepe at 6:30 pm
>Smoke another joint
>Play n64 games until 8 pm
>Usually get a call from my drug dealer between 8 pm and 9 pm, usually because he needs help for something
>Get to his place
>Have wacky adventures with drug dealer, the problem is usually fixed at around 3 am
>Get drunk while watching tv and fall asleep on DD's shitty mattress
>Get woken up by either the bugs or DD's loud neighbor at 5 am
>Leave at 5:30 am
>Usually get in a fight on the subway on the way back
>Go to the crepe store to get a chocolate crepe at 6 am
>Get home at 7am, put on alarm clock and go back to sleep

wake up, turn on work laptop and jiggle the mouse till my first meeting. trying to get into the habit of leetcoding in the mornings

>>16891914
Are you my gf?

>>16897519
Sounds based, fuck all improovers.

>>16895506
>not drinking cold brew

>wake up between 8-10am
>should get up to work @ home
>stay in bed with my fantasy of having a gf instead
>after an hour or two get out of bed

>>16897519
>admits to not reading
KYS, or leave this board.

>>16897310
>Cryochamber recovery
Motherfucking Goku up in here

>>16897719
I read on the subway and my studies involves reading you piece of shit, I read one book a week on average.
Being a stupid slacker stoner drunk hoodlum doesn't mean I don't enjoy reading, why else would I browse the literature board ?
Maybe my mom's suicide girl womb tattoo was the first sentence I ever read but it sure wasn't the last, faggot, ask your mom about me, she'll tell you I can read braille on her lips with my tongue, and when I say lips I'm talking about her labia through which I can still taste the massive dispointment caused by the manchild who stumbled out of there, it was on this fateful day, when her hopes and dream were crushed under the weight of this malformed baby, that she decided to have sex with the drug fiend next door.

>>16897841
>subway
Urbanite scum poser.

>>16897177
uni student on break

8 AM WAKEUP
9 AM TO 5 PM WORK
6 PM TO 8PM LAY DOWN TO SLEEP FOR NIGHT (12 HOURS)

0 free time
0 hobbies

>>16891402
>Wake up
>Read Rupi Kaur
>Have a big fat wank
>Go to work

>>16898062
why do you sleep 12 hours? I at least hope you are having mad journeys in the astral plane to justify a boring work focused life.

>>16891402
Get home from work at 0730, have a cup of coffee. Read for half an hr. Check email. Fall asleep listening to reactionary youtube lectures.

>>16891402
Why are so many people posting daily routines?
>wake up (6:30)
>7-10 mile run, usually with friend. Shoot the shit and sometimes talk /lit/-type stuff
>get home, shower, coffee, breakfast.
>Start work (remote) ~8:30-9
I do all my reading in the evenings
>>16891429
Actually went on a no-coffee thing recently. It is definitely addictive (felt myself wanting it), but also felt like I had superpowers when i drank it again. Long term use it is unclear what it does.
>>16891901
I used to love /mu/ too
>>16894272
Kratom is pretty cool

>>16891516
Man that sounds like the dream

>>16897841
>long cope post
Don't care. Didn't read. Cope harder non-reader.

>>16898034
>>16899240
I think you care actually, since you replied to my post twice, pussy

>>16891402
>wake up anywhere between 1:30 and 3:30 pm
>turn on slow computer
>wash up and clean glasses
>go back to computer and browse 4chan and YouTube all-day
>eat mommy's dinner at 5:30
>more 4chan
>coom twice at 3:30 and 4:45 am
>shower and go to bed at 5:20 am
This has been my day repeated for two years now.

>>16899356
whoops meant 4:30, not 3:30

>>16899259
stop doing drugs faggot, you're becoming retarded

>>16895508
nice cock

>>16891402
>morning routine
>routine
Ideally: floating asleep to waxing purple skies into proactive rest of dreaming, only to wake up to waning purple skies.

>>16891402
>morning routine
>routine
Ideally: floating asleep to waxing purple skies into proactive rest of dreaming, only to wake up to waning purple skies.

>>16895909
Best itt, probably only one not larping

>>16891402
clean utensils.

I dance like an alpha.

it changes
If I get a new moka pot, then coffee in the morning, with tiktok egg sandwich or corridor crew breakfast burrito, and a sirracha pepper

now it's been matcha and matcha latte, I'm starting to skip the frothing step and just putting the hot water and matcha into the small magic bullet cup and blending it, it's been just as frothy and creamy and I'm certain the catechins are well incorporated in the water, and I pul out the mason jar of overnight oats and spoon that into a cup

check the news, check for (You)s on Clover, get the e reader out and read a chapter or two and then start my day or turn on Dota and neet it up

>>16895909
>wage slave

>>16891402
>coffee
>duolingo
>read

>>16899772
you mean like the homosexual in the gif you just posted?

>>16891402
>wake up somewhere between 8-9
>read for a few min, eat breakfast, then read for 30 more min
>do nothing (4chan) for a few hours then have small lunch
>gym for 2 hours (including transport time)
>come back and do nothing again, maybe read a little more
>make and eat dinner
>write for 1-2 hours then go to sleep
Been a NEET for a year but that's ending soon so who knows what'll happen after that. Feels bad.

>>16897136
this is some bullshit markwhalburg posted. guy is such a grifter cunt. "family time" while also in meetings and taking work calls? i bet his wife cheats on him with some jewish hollywood director

> wake up
> feel as if I want to die, stay in bed a little bit longer because of it
> make coffee

>masturbate
>check news
>shower/brush teeth
>drink coffee
>masturbate
>reflect on life
>take walk
>masturbate
>read 3 pages from a book
>watch movie
>masturbate
>go to sleep

>>16891402
Get up
Get coffee
Go to work
So I can get more coffee
So I can work more
So I can get more coffee
*drags comb across head*

>wake up at 6
>have a piece of toast
>stretch routine
>listen to music whilst thinking about how much i miss being a neet
>go to work at 8

>>16891617
I love coffee

>>16891402
>wake up
>make 4 cups (32oz) of black coffee
>consider doing work considering I'm failing 3 classes
>consider reading instead
>figure no and turn the computer on, watch a couple videos or jack off
>make more coffee, another 32 oz
>shitpost on /lit/, maybe jack off
>go to the gym
>come back, make more coffee, another 32oz
>shitpost more
>watch videos
>make more coffee
>maybe jack off
>wash face, meditate
>fall asleep to either Sinvicta's daily Binding of Isaac video, or ASMR
This is my complete daily routine.
>>16891617
Coffee is good for you, fucking idiot. A quick Google search will teach you that. The only time it's not good for you is if you're worried about your teeth getting a bit tinged, or if you're in the military
>makes you crave sugar and fat
Only homosexuals and women take their coffee with sugar.
>>16891429
It's good for you and helps with many things, including decreased rates of depression, increased focus, antioxidants, and more. The only downsides are possible addiction and, if you're predisposed to it, increased anxiety.

>>16900547
What stretch routine do you do? How do I start?

>>16891402
>get up
>poopee
>rape
>shower
>read 1-3 hours
>think about what I just read while smoking weed

>>16900719
Mmm-mm

You guys have all these cool routines, while I do what I feel + stuff according to my to-do list

>>16891402
1. piss
2. shit
3. cum