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Sage, not Brownbear related.

Hi mog

best tripfag on /lit/
inb4 he forgets his pic

>>1685634
cool

>>1685636
Who the fuck are you.

This is nice.

>>1685650
>warm, drunken feeling

It's entirely a coincidence
But all the same... let's all be friends and get along.

I love you, world.

>>1685653
Faggot

>>1685656

>>1685657
I love you really.

<3

...Is this going anywhere?

>>1685668
IT WAS SUPPOST TO BE SO EASY

i had to get my fucking OK C poster from the post office... but i had to get to work for 2pm.
I woke up..
Read a book (joking)
had a smoke (SmoKING)

I stayed in bed..
but i still had to go get up for work
i went to the cash machine, but.. i had no moneys
so i managed to get to work.
But oh shit.. i forgor my package.

>>1685665
dawww
let's be internet friends.
My mom says I'm a cool guy.
You're my favourite /mu/ related tripfag.
Want to come over and watch Jurassic Park and eat generic costco-brand cheesies?

>>1685668

>Mogwai Al Green thread
>going somewhere

pick none

>>1685670
So i got to work
Heard that i had to train a turk..
So i told them to fuck off
so i walked outside into the sun, and realized i had no petrol.
Then i realised i had no money.
So i went back in.
And..
IT WAS SUPPOST TO BE EASY!!!

>>1685675
I saw this thing on channel 4 the other day.
it said that, if i eat cheese. i will become fat
so now i dont eat cheese anymore.
I eat Babybell instead.

So i stole some petrol from an old lady at Tesco's
and put it in my car, drove home, but i ended up hitting this fucking bus.. and i reckon i was well in, cause it was a Polish girl.
Fucking beauty, so i talked to her, took her number.. but i couldn't write it down so i incarnated it on my skin.
we spoke for 3 hours, and carried on chatting..

I saw this thing on channel 4 the other day.
it said that, if i eat cheese. i will become fat
so now i dont eat cheese anymore.
I eat Babybell instead.

>>1685675
dry yer eyes mate

>>1685681
awwight..

ITS MY YUCKY DAY, I JUST SWEPT UP SHIT.
ILL TICK THE BOX ON THE DOLL SLIP AND I WONT LEARN, IVE INSTANTLY BECOME A CHAV AND WONY HEAR MY BIT

yo so i went to the center, met this biatch with 4 kids, fucking stunk of shit.. ^^^ chorus.

SHIT MAN, im so mad i didnt take this job, was a fucking beut, it was like 50p per hour working in Iran, but like... i didnt want to cause, I DONT KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT ARMMYYYY...

Chorus^^^

I think im gonna try and get ma job back cause im pissin mad right now, fuck this shit.. living on the doll for two weeks, fuck sake.

>>1685691
aww shit yeah, here we go dis club..
getting pissed up bitch, in tis club..
fuck im drinkling alot.. THIS BUD IS SHIT.
stop pushing me asshole.
I wish ths bouncer would come over so i can twat him.
Fuck that
i need the toilet, wtf is my dick doing.. come on, piss you shit.. fuck i just shit myself.
Man i hate toilets, everyone stares at me
STOP WHISTING YOU CUNT.

Wheres my Polish Prostitute, i hope she isnt on the game still.. oh look shes with my Chav mate Dave.. i swear theyre doing anal on the dancefloor... no way, the lights arnt so blinding, this club is shit, wtf..
Gotta drink a shot of cocaine.. is this even possible? fuck it.. im doing another, these are shit.
FUCCCK hangover will be here, quees bigger than my floor..

Yeah. I should be earning money or listening to music. But im sitting at my Polish Slut's house..
I should be running from a cab, but im chilling cooking Polish food for my whore.

ye so i should go out and get pissed, but i cant leave, she smells nice, she smells of cum somehow.. i like her TV, i stole it once before cause im a poor chav fuck.

ye ye ye ye ye ye so excited that we're having sex tonight, i still have to pay though, i love staying home with my whore, shes so cool, we love watching Al Jazeera and 9/11 conspiracirs.
LETS Watch TV.

Shes the worst thing thats ever happened to me..
fuck..
wtf am i doing..

>>1685725
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU SLUT

DONT TELL ME TO CALM FOWN YOU POLISH WHORE, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU..
GO
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
CAUSE
I
DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU
YOU
FUCKING POLISH WHORE
I
WANT TO KILL YOU.

WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWBWYBWYBWWYWNWWWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWB

you fucking nigga shit i cant stand you you purdy shit faggot, i'll kill you biatch.. GTFO OUT MY HOUSE..
Fuck it
im leaving
im leaving my home
i hate you so much

>wtf am i doing

Being a cunt?
Dressing as a fat black man on the internet?
Shitting up the web?

I don't give a fuck, I think you've inspired me to go to bed, you fucking nonce.

>>1685730
du du du du duudduud dud dud ud duduu
YE I RECKON SHES ABOUT A 14 OR 16
MAYBE EVEN 10 AND A HALF IN 4 YEARS TIME

theirs 1 thing thats annoying me about you see..
like i said..
you're really fat and you dont even know it.........

SO THEIR I WAS STANDING BY THE DOOR, I COULDNT EVEN GET PAST, THIS FUCKING WHALE WAS STANDING THEIR, FUCKING FAT BITCH... i couldnt even get to the quea.

LEAVE IT OUT
Srsly ill slap you bitch, you're so fucking huge..

For a while i was thinking yeah but what if.. that bouncing on me.. naa that sucks

YOU'RE FAT AND YOU KNOW ITTTTT
YOU'RE FAT AND YOU KNOW ITTTTTttttttttttttttttttt

fuck she was fat.. what a fucking bitch, i swear i saw her on Jeremy Kyle. man this Holiday blows, im gonna be in debt cause of this fat bitch.

NANANANA YOU LOOK GRAND,, GRAND POUNDS IN WEIGHT YOU FUCKING BITCH

hahaa

This songs shit.. so im skipping.

I crashed the plane
and accidentally fucked this bitch on the train
She was from Maine
I swear she was on the game...

>>1685747
WHAT IS SHE THINKING

im staring at her cause shes so fucking fat
she followed me home from my holidat, what the fuck is she doing here.. i swear shes eating burgers every 5 minutes.

I WISH I COULD READ HER, BUT SHES SO BIG IT WOULD TAKE ME 5 YEARS
I WISH I COULD READ HER, BUT SHES SO BIG IT WOULD TAKE ME 5 YEARS
what is she thinking..

>>1685753
Looking to her.. i realised.. i just killed this fucking whale..
we cant adjust
she was in my bed, why was she eating my flying saucer sweets,, i specifaclly told her not to..

DRY YA EYES MAYTEEE, I KNOW YOU WANT TO SEE HER IN PAIN AGAIN.. THEIRS NOT SO MANY WHALES IN THE SEA.. ITS OVEERRRRR

i can imagine my lifw without her, this fat fucking bitch, on my kitchen floor.. i grabbed the iron, slapped her with it.. pissed on her.. and took a dump


DRY YA EYES MAYTEEE, I KNOW YOU WANT TO SEE HER IN PAIN AGAIN.. THEIRS NOT SO MANY WHALES IN THE SEA.. ITS OVEERRRRR

im just standing their.. i cant say a word.. i got everything.. my fridge is finally full.

If i wanna sit in and drink 5 bottles of Vodka in a day i will..
you cant tell me shit
everyone just wanted to shit on me from the start, fucking wankers giving me a turk to see,,
i fucking broke my fridge, they sent ovet this fucking fat polish chick

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT MOG THATS WHY IM ACTING NASTY
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR LIFE, INTRODUCE IT UP YOUR BACK SEAT!!

so this ducking fat Polish slut tries to fucking sell me a new fridge, but all she has to do is fix it, fucking whore.. so i stabbed her and she shot me in the leg, we fel to the floor and she crawls out bleeding.. fuck this life.. fuck this bitch.. i hate my life fuck it .

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT MOG THATS WHY IM ACTING NASTY

(R3VERSED)

If i wanna sit in and drink 5 bottles of Vodka in a day i will..
you cant tell me shit
everyone just wanted to shit on me from the start, fucking wankers giving me a turk to see,,

so i sat in my front room all fucked off..imaging my old friends talking behind my back, my old gf said shed look at my fridge for me.. sso shes making up to me now, the next bit was mad..

its the end of something i wanted to end, the beginning of hars things to end. but somethind that wasnt meant to be is done.. and this is the end of what was..

so she fixed my fecking fridge,, she checked all my papers, she saw some paper.. i wanted it incase it was a babybell or sumin.. she shouyed NO FUCKING WAY

i got up.. shes nodding her head.. i looked at it.. and their it was

in all it's glory

my nectar point receipt.

its the end of something i wanted to end, the beginning of hars things to end. but somethind that wasnt meant to be is done.. and this is the end of what was..

i realised its all true, all pols are fucking whores.. all fat people are wankers.. old friends are bros till you die.. so i opened my door.. i went outsude.. i was gunna be early, so i drove the wrong way.. i had enough money for petrol with my points, i am so happy

>>1685776

Take a fucking chill pill, you cunt.

In fact, take an overdose, and die.

That was a true story.