/lit/ - Literature

you gotta take girls like this from the herd when they're alone

I'd just flex my specs and recite shakespeare, but then again I'm not autistic like you

>>16855
my knowledge is math/sci. Fuck lit.

I throatfuck them all and scream: "here's my literary knowledge bitch"

>>16939
>I'd just flex my specs

kek perfect

>>16855

>seeing

Bitch it's like you're still stuck in the phenomenal world

>>16855
is that sarah underwood?

>u-uh ok-okay...
>*clears throat*
>joe... *ahem*
>yes anon?
>JOSEPH McELROY

>>16964
>/sci/
>knowledge
Yes, IQ tests, high school homework and undergrad math maymays are really the best source of knowledge.

>>16855
Interesting enough I just read an article on how the chlorine in pools affects breast cancer!
>Oh no, Really?
Yeah, yeah, its terrible. Don't worry! I read all about breast exams and they're easy, Now take off your tops and I'll show you!

>>17248
>He doesn't auto hide those threads
Brainlet detected.

Should i kill you or have a cup of whey?

>>16939

>fat autists who wouldn't immediately begin discussing Infinite Jest with those qts

lmao

>>16939
>flex my specs

>>18370
>hiding shit under the rug means shit doesn't exist

>>16939
tip top baya bong

uuuh...eeh...Harry streched his legs?

>>18528
>thinking that reading Infinite Jest is impressive or noteworthy
Rofl

cheerleader effect at its best, none of them look really above average

So about skateboard squats

>>16939
>flex my specs
Fucking perfect.

>>18613

>brainlet mad that he's too stupid to understand anything better than Harry Potter

go and read some Stephen King, he sounds more your speed. Once you've passed the entry level basics like Plato or Rand you can talk

>>18624

>>16855
>/lit/
>intellect
We all know /sci/ is the intellectual one. /lit/ is pseudo-intellectuals.
>>16964
this right here. /lit/ is for the hacks who want to feel smart but suck at abstract thinking.

>>16939
spbp

Why do you guys act as if lifting and reading are mutually exclusive? I'm a /fit/izen and a academic. Lift 2 hours a day in the early morning before going to the research lab. You can be smart and swole.

>>18764

>lying on an pakistani april fools imageboard

>>18764
Being healthy and learning perpetually are the key to a healthy successful life. At least in my humble opinion.

The community college I go to is a joke, though. Thank god I picked a curriculum that will actually get me a job that pays and that I'll enjoy. Unlike 90% of the poor souls who go to meme university and end up flipping burgers.

>>16939
kekleroni

>>16855

>omg i love reading anon, i saw all the harry potter books

>>18764
>a academic
You cant make this shit up

>>16855

I have a /fit/ friend who actually picked up a girl by naming all the Roman emperors in order.

I don't converse with cavemen.

>>19060
post mor porn (not porn)

>>16855
>*unzips dick*

>>16855
>Sure darling what do you wanna know?

>>16855
>the art of war is a meme
>*drowns in pussy juice*

>>18695
>:^) Epik

>>16855
>/lit/faggots start stuttering since they think someone actually cares about their self-induced autism
>/fit/izen unzips dicks and plows her right in front of him
>/lit/faggot keeps mumbling to himself while thinking about raising his opponents child as a real man

>>16855

>>18695
>Plato or Rand
Come back when you've tried Veuve Clicquot or Colt 45.

>>16855
L-let us go then, you and I

>>19382
>/fit/izen unzips dicks and plows her right in front of him
I don't think you've ever been to /fit/.

>>19398
TAKE THE SHOT

>>16939
>flex my specs

>>16855
if some bitch starts shit-talking you like this, you've either seriously fucked up the social game beforehand or she's just a cunt.

>>19382
/fit/izen unzips dicks and plows him right in front of her
Fixed that for you

>>16855
E-e-every continuous symmetry leads to a conserved quantity.

Can have pussy, please?
https://youtu.be/YEzuXHHj_KE

>>19187
The point of Plato's Cave is that everybody is in it. It's about science, and all of understanding. You can't escape the fact that everything you know was derived from what are essentially shadows cast on a wall.

>>16939

>>16939
>I'd just flex my specs and recite shakespeare

This board is great.

>>17166
no.
now its time for you to fuck off

>>19573
You can't get gains by lifting shadows though.

>>16939
This is the shit that keeps me coming back to this terrible website

>>16939
include me in the /r/4chan screenshot!

>>16939
>I'd just flex my specs
i fucking love /fitlit/

>>16939
/lit/

>>19304
Naaaaaaah

>>16939
Take me, honey.

>>16939
>flex my specs

We truly are living in the golden era of shitposting

>>19382
>>/fit/izen unzips dicks and blows him right in front of her
Fixed that for you.

>>19060
sauce

>>19382
>/fit/

>fucking women

>>16855
Post more underwood

>>23295

>>21853
>>19627
>boards are merged as an April Fool's joke
>turns out the resulting boards are actually better than the ones before

please keep /fitlit/ gookmoot

>>16939
>flex my specs
It's been one day and this board is full of magic

>>16939
This is not funny at all, I don't get why so many replies

>>19060
thats almost what the original logo looked like. Except it was a mermaid, so not shoes.

>>19060
sauce!

>>16939
include me in the screencap

>>16939
>flex my specs

>>18712
No he's right. Some of them are decent but look at them individually and you can see they lack certain qualities that make them appealing if they were alone

>>16939
If someone where to make a collage of all the best posts of today to commemorate this blissful union, I hope it will focus on posts like these. The ones that combine the memes of both boards in perfect synergy

>>16939
include me in the screencap

>>16855
>I pull 1984 out of my bag and start talking about it.

>>16855
>C'mon anon, impress us with your literary knowledge! We wanna see that intellect
I could just drop my pants and show them my huge latino snake that is the size of her arm. No words need to be said when you are a literal horse when it comes to your genitals.

>>16879
>you gotta take girls like this from the herd when they're alone
I would take the entire herd for the slaughter, and it would not even be a challenge.

>>19382
>>/fit/izen unzips dicks and plows him right in front of her
fixed

>>18695
>Once you've passed the entry level basics like Plato or Rand you can talk
>Plato or Rand
How about reading something not for literal autists? I suggest the Origin of species by Charles Darwin or The selfish gene by Richard Dawkins.

>>23377
>/cock/ thinks they're the best combo board

>>16939
K E K

/lit/ is probably confused rn

>>16939
We all came to this thread looking for this.
Well done.

>>23470
A few weeks ago, maybe a month, someone posted this thread saying "show me your abs",
and some retard posted I'd just "flex a 'cep", saying he's not an autist.
It was pretty autistic and got like 100 replies or something.

>>23763
>complains about autism
>gives two examples, both biology

How's that going for you anon?

>>22177
is that the only oc to ever come from /lit/? sick of the sight of it

>>16939
Nice

>>24181
/lit/'s published 2 books of new sincerity

>>16939
That's good Jerry, gold!

I don't read or lift.

>>16939
god i love this place

>>16939
>I'd just flex my specs and recite shakespeare
>but then again I'm not autistic like you

>>19382
>>19484
this

/fit/ is /r9k/ with fit people you fucking retard

>>19291
I see you anon, I see you.

>>22177
I've still never found an achieved video of this girl. I always wondered what she sounded like.

>>24409
Who's this fluid druid?

>>24817

>>16939

HOLY SHIT MY SIDES

>>24831
name pls

>>24876

>>24771
me too man

>>24261
how were the finances managed for this? how to pay for printing and where did revenue go?

>>24893

>>24989

>>25024
>>24893
>>24831
>>24409
>tfw on nofa[
>/fitlit/ is now trying to make me break it
I WILL NOT FALL FOR YOUR TRICKS

this is getting weird

LET US FIRST DIVIDE CONGITION INTO RATIONAL ANALYSIS,
AND SENSORY PERCEPTION (WHICH DESCRATES CONSIDERED VALUELESS).
NOW REASON GIVES US CONCEPTS WHICH ARE TRUE BUT TAUTOLOGICAL.
SENSATION GIVES US IMAGES WHOSE CONTENT IS PHENOMENAL.

>>25068

>>25126
I SHAN'T LOSE MY NOFAP POWER TO THEE SUCCUBUS! BEGONE!

>>25147

>>25168
>>25126
>>25024
name please. I'm getting nothing on Google.

>>25249
You sure you want it? What about the nofap?

>>25300
I'm not him, not on nofap and I want it

Never gave a shit any other time I've seen her posted but now I just want to bust a nut

>>24155
>How's that going for you anon?
Very well, got a degree on the field related to my autism and am using it to open a business and make money.

What have YOU been doing with your autism? I bet nothing productive...

>>25300
I HAVE BEEN BROKEN

>>25334
Oh okay then
jumpsuitedmonster

>>25390

>>25477
>>25392
THANK

>>16939
>I'd just flex my specs

someone include me in the screencap

>>16939
You have ensured that the beautiful union of /fit/ and /lit/ will be permanent

>>24986
The books were priced at the cost of printing, as it's print on demand

See: The Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra on Lulu. com

>>16939

>>16939

>>23377
Dubs of truth. /fitlit/ the best so far.