/lit/ - Literature

>>16846974
..like you would not understand

>>16846974
Dan Brown

>>16846974
Nobody tbqh, whenever I imagine doing this their frightened bloody face appears in my mind and I feel bad for them

Saint Paul

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Coelho, Deepak Chopra, or Yuval Noah Harari.

>>16847020
You don't have to kill them. But be honest, given the choice, wouldn't you repeatedly punch Coehlo in the face? Just imagine him lecturing you on the pseud garbage intrinsic meanings of the Alchemist, while I hand you a pair of brass knuckles

>>16847050
Good choices

>>16846988
He's dumb but he did all he could

>>16847004
He seems like the guy that'd fight back

Butterfly
Beat her up sexually though

The pseud known as Justin Murphy

>>16847037
Underrated. Paulinism is absolute cancer. Followers of Jesus are rare af

>>16847050
Why Harari?

>>16846974
Nietzsche

>>16846974
I don't know him, but he does look like someone I would find immense pleasure in kicking the shit out of. I think it's his watery eyes and weak smile. It looks like someone spent the last three hours verbally abusing him. It looks like the camera man is hurling insults at him as the picture is taken.

>>16847290
He's just... jewish. That's it. Just found out. I knew something is off with the guy

I would love to have a go at Nietzche but seeing his weakness and paranoia in person as my fists rain down would probably make me just feel bad.

Thomas Aquinas for appropriating life affirming Aristotelian philosophy to a death-denying cuck cult.

>>16847290
Top kek. I wish you heard him speak. He has the softest, most cucked posh gay accent in existence. Exactly the kind of person that would let you fuck his wife as he cries and gets off on it.

>>16846974
Shapiro. It's not so much his politics as the fact that he's a giant dumbass pussy and he's got a smug little face. It'll be great. He'll start crying immediately. I'd stand on his stomach and call him short. He'd tell me I'm irrational and leftist or whatever, and I'd hit him the ribs with a baseball bat. Then he'd cry some more and I'd tell him he's short and he has a tiny penis and I'd hit him in the ribs again. I'd tell him if he debates me, I'll stop, but I'd just keep hitting him in the ribs and laughing and calling him short every time he tried to say something. Oh, it'll be fantastic.

>>16846974
pinker

Any Frenchman

Jordan Peterson

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>>16847422
This is one of the high quality threads that makes /lit/ a worthwhile board

>>16847331
Post physique.

>>16847370
I was thinking this

>>16846974
Definitely Camus. How can his life be absurd when you look like that? You'll taste the absurdity in your own blood, cunt. God, I wish I could right hook him into oblivion.

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He's an arrogant history teacher telling the plebs how it is, whilst having no relevant background in any of the subjects he spergs about. He just regurgitates popsci talking points he barely understands. No one seems to care however and normies think he's the second coming of Da Vinci. Fuck him, is what I'm getting at.

>>16847093
Butterfly is a woman? ANON WTF I'M NOT READY

>>16846974
R.C Waldun. The way he speaks and his mannerisms bother me quite a bit. I'd beat his gook ass bloody.

Pinker or Zizek

>>16847489
That guy fucks

>>16846974
All of you. If I ever see someone browsing /lit/ in public I swear I'll stab him. I'm not very fit but I run fast and long. I'll come behind your back while you're browsing some stack thread and stab you and stab you again and again until my blade completely mashes the flesh of your back. And if you return to face me, I'll run around you and stab you in the back. Remember I run crazy fast. If I can't come behind your back I'll stab you in the eyes so you can not see 4chan anymore.
I got a knife and I'm ready. Don't browse /lit/ in public or I'll fucking kill you.

Yann Martel, no question.

>>16847532
ngl that sounds kind of sexy

>>16847462
Post yours, cuck boy

>>16846974
Hitler desu

>>16847532
I fuck your mother fast and long motherfucker

>>16847370
Ass

>>16847020
Same, I could never do this. Yet at the same time I would nuke the human race into atoms

>>16846974
All of the "intellectual dark web" except for Joe Rogan. He'd beat my ass anyways.
As for the rest of the jews and crypto jews there.. I'd be glorious.

>>16846988
What did Marcus do wrong? He did he best and gave everything he had :(

>>16847690
Not good enough, he deserves a beating.

>>16847575
I'll cut your dick with my knife faggot

>>16847690
>What did Marcus do wrong?
attempted genocide while larping as some kind of wise philosopher king. then proceeded to let his failson ruin rome forever

>>16847765
I’m too fast at fucking your mother motherfucker faggot bitch I fuck her and I fuck her and I keep fuck fuck fucking her and you and your knife are busy being away trying to kill incels. It mist suck being a fast body with a slow mind against a fast mind and body who enjoys bouncing your pneumatic mother to the rhythm of her moans

>>16847532
Post timestamped physique.

>>16846974
Sartre probably, maybe Guenon

>>16847532
>some anon from /crit/

>>16847625
Joe Rogan is cool, the rest are retards, but I don't want to beat them up, for them, living is punishment enough.

>>16847414
Every Frenchman

>>16847511
If he shaves & wears thigh highs I'd fuck that femboy bussy though

>>16846974
I would beat the shit out of Sartre

>>16847020
>tfw too empathetic

>>16848007
you don't get it, do you? I'm pure fucking reflexes and stamina, brain clouts your judgements, I am the extension of my knife and I act according to its law. It doesn't matter what you want to do because I'll get behind and I'll fucking stab you in the back. I'm faster than 99.5% of the human population and I have the best observed ratio of speed/endurance. What does that mean? That means that even if you're faster than me for a few seconds I'll still be able to run around you and stab you because you lost your breath. There is nothing you can do. Admit defeat, don't come to this board again and everything will be fine. Otherwise I will track you and one day you'll wonder what hurts your back so much. It's me stabbing you. I'll stab your eyes and your ears so you'll have no sensation but pain in your last moments. Turn around now!! I bet you did because you're afraid. You thought you would find me and my knife. Not yet faggot. You'll never see me. Leave now this is your last warning.

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Why are you so francophobic?

Probably Borges. I have nothing against the man or his work but I never hit a blind man and I would like to. Just imagine sneaking up behind him and smacking his head! WHAM!! He has no idea what just happened. Then I'd go in front of him and BHAM!! in the stomach! This time it's too much and I laugh. He understands he's being aggressed so he begs and I pretend I let him alone. Ten minutes later I make him trip. He don't know if it's his fault or not but as he tries to get up DANGG!! I push him back with my feet. I do that until he doesn't try to get up anymore. When he's lying on the ground, crying like a bitch, I scream very loudly in his ears to confuse him even more AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! and I pretend to leave again. And when he gets up I smack him again, but more gently this time like TAP TAP TAP because I do it several time. My goal is to make him try to defend himself with his cane. I think he would hold it like a sword at first so I'd go behind him and TING in the butt! After a few times he'd probably just swing around ridiculously doing big random gestures with his cane. I would mock him from afar and say "ahahaha borges the blind tornado ahah". When I'm tired of playing with him I'd tie his laces together, call him from behind so that he turns around a fall himself like an idiot. Then I'd probably shit on his head and rape his Japanese wife next to him.

Thomas Friedman, the NYT columnist. No one should get paid six figures to spout utterly daft, formulaic midwit opinions that could easily be simulated by an AI text generator.

>>16847050
This guy fucks

>>16847359
Wish you'd beat him out of existence, especially for him ruining his sister for me. Used to think she was so hot till someone pointed out how she just looks like Ben in drag and I could not unsee. Granted her side-profile is a major turn off too

>>16847385
Looks like someone beat you to it.

Get it? Beat? As in beating him up? Get it?

>>16846974
nick land. i haven't read any of his work, i just don't like his stupid face

>>16847463
I'd like to beat him up with a cement-filled Zyklon B canister

>>16848938
Basado.

>>16849242
there's a shitposter on a forum I frequent with the username Thomas Friedman, PhD who responds exclusively through emulation of his empty platitudes

>>16849332
haha. Post some?

>>16848938
lmao

>>16847463
>being so hideous unironically
he deserves it.

>>16846974
all of em
Dont need a bat though im strong

>>16847625
out of that group, sam harris. dave rubin is a close second.

>>16849339
>Millions of Americans will receive the real relief when Donald J. Trump is relieved of his duties.
>Growing up we had a few different news networks. CBS, NBC, etc. Now there are so many. It's dangerous to consider only One American News Network. What would they do with all of the other channels? We should be simmering the national discourse and have multiple viewpoints represented. Some people demand NewsMAX but where's the option for NewsMIN?
>We must bridge the American divide. Joe Biden is the pinnacle Uniter in Chief and was elected to bring this country together. We can no longer be torn apart and divided into those who care about hashtags and those who care about hashbrowns.
>I think it's necessary to reflect on what my dear friend and colleague, David Brooks, wrote when he asked "Is the soul of America about the character of our morals, or is it about the characters in our Tweets?"
etc

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Marx

>>16847037
Take that back

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>>16846974
He'd probably forgive you too.
>AHh.. I underrstand OOHh.. the pain.. AH oAH .. of never OHAHA... AH... hGHGNmmm being properly.. GNhhgg loved by our parents.. AHrghhhh... I forgive you, Anon... ARHAhghhh... what a tragic world..... goodbye

>>16849400
>but where's the option for NewsMIN?
>those who care about hashtags and those who care about hashbrowns.
>my dear friend and colleague, David Brooks
>the character of our morals, or is it about the characters in our Tweets

>>16849458
I want your sloppy seconds.

I like Alain De Botton, and the intellectual Dark Web - minus Shapiro.

Thomas Friedman
Bill Kristol
Sam Harris
Paul Krugman

Gas them all and laugh in Sam’s face “No God Sammy, why so serious?!”

>>16846974
Robert Greene. I've read all his books and actually think that he's very talented. I enjoy hearing his analysis of history and of great men, even though I do not agree with much of what he says. I understand his philosophy and do not believe he is a psychopath, but rather someone who is keen to the patterns in human nature and understands how easily they can be exploited by those willing. Mastery and Laws of Human Nature are great, if flawed, books on the human psyche.

Still, I wanna Tombstone-Piledrive that fucking geek into the seventh layer of hell.

>>16846974
i have a list. here's #1

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#2

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#3

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#5

>>16849287
>Used to think she was so hot
dude what the fuck
she's always been fucking ugly. she has crazy ass bug eyes and she looks like a maniac

>>16848356
Joe Rogan is the biggest faggot of this entire group anon

>>16846974
Maybe Jonathan Franzen. He's just really really douchey and I think he could stand to be knocked down a peg.

>>16846974
Wittgenstein, Bertrand Russel, GE Moore, Hegel, Marx and Engels, Robert Nozick, Hayek Mises Friedmann Rothbard and all of that kind, Thomas Aquinas

>>16847463
fuck this guy