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>in conclusion of my essay

>> No.16820144
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>Let's start at the start, eh?

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>In this essay, I will

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>In this essay I will frequently use the following terms and I define them as follows...

>> No.16820196

>>16820144
>[author's name] law/problem

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>et al.

>> No.16820232

>My thesis statement is as follows

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>>16820134
>Today, I am writing about....

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>Thank you for reading

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>and that is the end of my essay. thank you for reading

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>in this body paragraph, i will

>> No.16820556

>>16820198
I'm not referencing the entire faculty just because all 65 of them 'contributed' (want credit for another published paper). Apustaja A et al is the best you're getting fucc boi

>> No.16820561

>>16820134
I teach first year English and I am seriously and twitchingly triggered.

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>This is the end of the introductory paragraph. I will lead into the first body paragraph with the following sentence...

>> No.16820576

>>16820134
In conclusion, while it is ultimately up to the reader’s interpretation...

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In this essay, I shall develop how...

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>In this essay, I will argue that...

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>I teach first year English and I am seriously and twitchingly triggered.

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>Now I am going to begin the second body paragraph of my essay with the following topic sentence, which is

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>In this essay I'm going to talk about..

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>In conclusion, I conclude that I will summarize the arguments in this conclusion paragraph that I have already discussed in the paragraphs above.

>> No.16820755

>>16820742
As for the conclusion, I direct the reader to the preceding paragraphs, for I abhor redundancy.

>> No.16820781

>>16820755
I wish I could end essays like that

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>>16820134
>In the beginning there was man.

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>Since the dawn of history has man pondered the question...

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>It is completely obvious to anyone (unless you're a woman) that

>> No.16820998

>>16820134

Fuck's sakes, anon, I ain't counting those 5 words toward your word total.

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>Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip

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>I frankly do not need to introduce my argument as the succeeding paragraphs will eventually make it clear to any semi-intelligent reader

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>ANNOTATED BIBILOGRAPHY PAGE
>SOURCES:
>Myself
>Google.com

>> No.16821029

got pilloried for a whole semester for ending an essay with "and so on and so forth"

>> No.16821036

>your time is precious
>so i made a list of bullet points

>> No.16821059

> In summation
> And so forth
> Proof is left as an exercise, as it is trivial

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>And to you, dear grader, I put forth the following scenario...

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>In this second paragraph, I will mostly discuss the second part of my argument, which is as follows -

>> No.16821078

>>16821065
kek I should use this

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>sparknotes

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>comic sans
>red font color
>centered

>> No.16821398

>>16820532
I unironically typed "thank you for reading" when I e-mailed my professors.

>> No.16821512

>summarizing all aspects of the quintessence of the subject
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP1UTQXoAsk

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>>16821398
Lmao i did this with "thank you for your time"

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Insofar as all good things must come to an end, allow me to give a topographical summary of my argument thus far, before I make my concluding remarks.

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>make extremely moralistic essay
>"...and as such after putting things into the perspective... every man can draw his own conclusion." as last sentence

>> No.16821598

>>16820589
How do you keep your sanity teaching a class that probably 90% of students hate and don't want to be in?

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>essay is a giant circular argument
>final paragraph segues into the first paragraph
>submit essay rolled with its end taped to its start so it is read endlessly

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>In conclusion:

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Today I am going to argue in favour of eugenics.

>> No.16821810

>>16820755
based lmao

>> No.16821946

>>16821530
I do this too - it's just polite and good form to show appreciation for their help.

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Anonymous 11/19/20(Thu)15:19:42 No.16820134▶>>16820236 >>16820561 >>16820576 >>16820789 >>16820998
>in conclusion of my essay
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>Let's start at the start, eh?
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>In this essay, I will
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>In this essay I will frequently use the following terms and I define them as follows...
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Anonymous 11/19/20(Thu)15:33:50 No.16820196▶
>>16820144
>[author's name] law/problem
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>et al.
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Anonymous 11/19/20(Thu)15:44:27 No.16820232▶
>My thesis statement is as follows
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>>16820134 (OP)
>Today, I am writing about....
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>Thank you for reading
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>and that is the end of my essay. thank you for reading
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>in this body paragraph, i will

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>And finally, special thanks to.... you!

>> No.16822302

>>16821512
POLSKA GUROM

>> No.16822801

It is strange than in really remedial English classes you are taught to write like this, but in high school or college they teach you that this was wrong the entire time.

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>And finally, i thusly end my work with one last remark: Fuck you.

>> No.16823963

>>16821953
>dat filename

>> No.16824457

>>16821578
laughed hardest I have in months

>> No.16824726

>>16820589
Is Jimmy Numale, onions genius actually that much of a numale or did someone just give him that? I’ve never seen him do the face

>> No.16824959

this is the most based thread on /lit/

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>>16820134
>with a more critical critical lens

>> No.16826228

>>16821953
based

>> No.16826406

We all jest but if there was one thing i'm grateful for the IB Program for putting me through was teaching me the ability to bullshit as many paragraphs that are required for college papers

>> No.16826955

>In the year of our Lord Seventeen Hundred and Seventy-six

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I once answered a question in GCSE Maths by doing half the working, and then writing, ‘and I’m sure you can work it out from there, examiner.’

>> No.16827156

>>16821979
This is my favourite gigachad pic

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the end.

>> No.16829167

>>16828927
Throughout junior-high, I ended most of my written assignments with
END.

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I had a phase where I would always work in metaphors relating spider behavior to whatever I was writing about.

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>And that's why I think our school should have school uniforms.

>> No.16829192

>>16829188
Do you have aspergers? Also please give some examples!

>> No.16829199

Have all of you been joking?
I do Analytic Philosophy and this is exactly how they drill us to write, they call it signposting. We're also encouraged to include stupid scenarios to illustrate our point.

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>>16828927
>QVOD ERAT DEMONSTRANDVM

>> No.16829229

>The style of this essay might be unusual. I don't care as long as you sort of get what I'm going at. Just be glad I didn't change the structure.

>> No.16829347

>>16826987
I lost half the marks on an introductory logic course when I had to prove two sets were equal because I worked out why one was a subset of the other and simply wrote one extra step explaining what substitutions to make in my work there.

>> No.16829353

>>16829347
* half the marks on that specific question of that specific exam, sorry.

>> No.16829435

>>16829199
woosh

>> No.16830054

>>16829188
I think Sartre does this when he attempts to explain an element of Merleau-Ponty’s work. You’re in good company.

>> No.16830065

nooooooo it has to be implicit thats how your english teacher will know you're smart

>> No.16830096

>>16821578
bbbbbbased

>> No.16830109

Holy shit, I’m dying from laughter. Thanks /lit/

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>>16829190
So /lit/, are you for or against school uniforms? Why?

>> No.16830366

>>16820564
kek

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>>16830346
I lived in both Australia and Korea and sometimes felt bad for countries like US because high school girls in short skirts made me feel funny

>> No.16830769

Based thread, thank you, lit-izens

>> No.16830807

>>16821953
imagine botching a post this badly. you will never be a woman

>> No.16830848

>>16820134
>In this paper, I will argue in favor of the Moral Compatibilist Theory (CMT)

>> No.16830873

>>16830346
It would be just like in my Japanese animes

>> No.16830880

>>16830346
these dogs are so lanky and funny looking :D

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>To conclude is not merely erroneous, but ugly.

>> No.16830930

>sneed

>> No.16830957

>>16826406
how

>> No.16830987

>>16830901
Fuck this pseud bugman faggot I could wring his neck with ease.

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>In conclusion..

>> No.16831120

>>16830346
For, as long as there are proper subsidies for the poor kids to get some. It's simpler and it prevents bullying based on weath/style since everyone looks like shit anyway.

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>The wealth of those societies in which the capitalist mode of production prevails, presents itself as “an immense accumulation of commodities,” its unit being a single commodity. Our investigation must therefore begin with the analysis of a commodity.

>> No.16831848

>>16821607
exhaled air out of my nose, thanks anon

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>There is no need for a conclusion because you, dear reader, have came to the same one in a previous life as I have.

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>>16820564
Ahhh, I see you too have a 500 word essay due at 11:59pm today.

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>Before I begin, I would like you, dear reader, to postulate the following quote.

>> No.16832080

>>16820134
>;

>> No.16832131

>>16820999
Checked and based

>> No.16832145

>>16820987
lel

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>I think

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>therefore

>> No.16832284

>>16830346
Only in single-sex education. Going to school with a bunch of other dudes all wearing the same uniform cultivates a great espirit de corps that women would ruin completely.
>>16831120
It really doesn't, that's bullshit, it's still obvious who's poor and who's rich based on what phone they use.