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16790950 No.16790950[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Okay /lit/ prove to me that you're the brainy geniuses you think you are

https://mensa.dk/iqtest/

>> No.16790961

>>16790950
i didn't do this particular test but have done few others, on one test I got 131, on the other test I scored 133

>> No.16790963
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16790963

>>16790950
>Autistically doing tasks in an uncontrolled enviroment
>OP thinks doing the test in this manner will mean something

>> No.16790964

bump. I like IQ threads

>> No.16790970
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16790970

There's two kinds of people:
Type one who hates IQ tests because they score low
Type two who love IQ tests because they scored high

>> No.16790979

>>16790961
what tests were they?

>> No.16790981

>>16790950
no way. I scored 150 in an actual test done by a psychologist but that was before a decade of drug use.

>> No.16790986

>>16790950
reminder that only the first time doing the tests counts as anything else is cheating the difficulty that comes with pattern recognition

>> No.16790987

I got into Mensa two years ago
Never went to a single meeting, just did it to see if I could since I felt like a retard.
Still have no achievements to speak of

>> No.16790992

>>16790987
How does one score so high yet feel like a retard? What's wrong with you?

>> No.16790994

>>16790987
kek

>> No.16791015

>>16790992
Mensa doesn't require you to score that high, I think the cutoff is 130
>What's wrong with you
I don't know, I'm just unmotivated and generally underachieving. I don't feel intelligent or resourceful, I'm just good at accumulating data and quickly gaining a broad, cursory understanding of things.

>> No.16791021

>>16791015
kek if 130+ is mensa then im mensa too, not officially tested though but i'd like to think im mensa tier, thanks anon we're all not gonna make it

>> No.16791022

I got 120, too smart to enjoy life, too stupid to understand it

>> No.16791050

>>16791022
is 120 really that low?
what cant you do with 120?

>> No.16791058

>>16791050
im pretty sure people with 120 iq cant even hold a glass of water in their hands, that motoric skill develops at 125+

>> No.16791065

>>16791058
hahahahaha

>> No.16791071

>>16791050
Play cards with midwits and you will realize that anyone under 145 IQ lives life on autopilot. If I'm playing cards I'm counting everything, apprehending every scenario before it plays out. Midwits don't, they go with the flow, play whatever they *feel* like is a good move.

>> No.16791075

>>16791058
Damn i got 124...fuck
This explains my behaviour of bashing my head against the tap for water to come out...probably why I'm dehydrated all the time.

>> No.16791109
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16791109

>>16791071
Trying to perform strategic thinking make me dizzy and vomit. Help.

>> No.16791121

can i make it as a writer with a result of 130 on this test?

>> No.16791125

>>16791121
No, any editor worth their salt will ask that you provide a copy of this test alongside any work you submit

>> No.16791128

>>16791071
>not trusting your instincts
lol, enjoy not using most of your brain.

>> No.16791131

>>16791125
that's what i thought thank you, I'll stop reading too from now on

>> No.16791136

>>16790950
isn't there some story about verbal IQ too normally?

>> No.16791174
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16791174

>>16791071

Nah mate, that's called autism.

>> No.16791184

>>16791136
yeah but raven's matrices (what this is) are the better items on iq tests.

>> No.16791216

>>16790950
Guarantee the majority of anons claiming 130+ in this thread are larping.

>> No.16791224

I consistently get 100-110 on every test I've taken. I'm frustratingly dumb.

>> No.16791250

>>16791136
verbal IQ depends mostly on your cultural background though. You're not actually doing any mental work, just remembering stuff you heard someday and there's no way you can make up for a word you have never heard before.

>> No.16791261

>>16790981
>>16790950

You goofy ass niggas wouldn't even dare to compete with me. I read all of Plato's dialogues in Greek when I was 7, along with Diogenes Laertius, Lucian, Aesop and Herodotus, all of them in the original Greek. After I was firmly taught the logick of both Aristotle and Frege, I began to study math, physics and CS, winning gold medals in top competitions. Even this was too easy, and to satiate my insatiable appetite for knowledge I self-studied general relativity in my spare time at the age of 15 (not the 100 year old version of it, but the modernest one).

>> No.16791272
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16791272

>>16790950
Fun test, although I prefer full-scale assessments like WAIS IV.
t. 150 FSIQ and 160 GAI.

>> No.16791273

>>16791250
What mental work would you call strenuous and fruitful then? Reasoning, imagination, and the rest?

>> No.16791286

>>16791261
pls make catgirl

>> No.16791296
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16791296

>>16790950
Just intelligence is for dumb nerds, charisma is better, I can tell people complete horseshit with a straight face and they'll think me smarter for it

>> No.16791299

>>16791261
Almost, son. Next time look up the names of the medals (Field medal for example... which has an interesting racial factoid attached, btw) and just, yknow, that extra bit of effort really compete the trolling "piece." Close though. 6.5/10 mainly for effort.

>> No.16791307

>>16790963
IQ tests only measure your ability to do an IQ test.

>> No.16791306

>>16791296
Not if they are intelligent.
Then you have to spend your whole life with the nigger cattle.

>> No.16791313

>>16791216
denying someone else of what you lack is vulgar. but then low intelligence, unattractiveness, vulgarity, lack of manners, being devoid of a sense of aesthetics go hand in hand.

>> No.16791319

>>16791224
Same here. I got 124 and it just made me wonder where exactly are those points hiding in my everyday life.

>> No.16791340

Is this IQ thread just like the cock thread where everyone complain about 120IQ and 7inch to be low?

>> No.16791350

>>16791272

what do you do for a living?

>> No.16791360

>>16791319
I'm holding on hope that it's only so low because I'm not completely healthy. I wonder if it would be any different on a day where I'm happy and not chronically tired. I wonder how much that affects someone's IQ

>> No.16791373

>>16790950
I did it three times. First time I got 145. Second time I got 125. Third Time I got 135. I'm all-encompassing.

>> No.16791374

>>16791340
with a high iq you can penetrate the endless depth of the universe. with a 9" cock you're lucky if you can get it halfway in.

>> No.16791376

>>16790950
Sure, just let me climb out of this window to take the test and get some cafe from the grocery store.

>> No.16791381
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16791381

where my mensa bros at?

>> No.16791383

>>16791374
t. small cock cope

>> No.16791392

>>16790950
Hey asshole, iq in and of itself is not a /lit/ topic. Check the sticky.