/lit/ - Literature

>>16788421
No mom please my undies and socks are on the floor not in the hamper mom please you’re embarrassing me

>>16788421
knock next time!

>Can I help you?

>>16788421
Your mom has quite a hand, op. Post more pics?

>>16788421
Get out reeeeeeeeee! The visitors mustn't know that I'm browsing 4chan instead of reading Baudrillard.

>>16788421
>sorry for the mess

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>>16788439
The leopard print curtains and the anime poster are so erudite

>>16788439
Surprisingly based

>live at home
>27
>unemployed
>couple jobs in the past but unsuccessful
>degree but no prospects due to mistakes I made when younger
>mom's old friends get in touch randomly and say they're in town
>she expresses anxiety about seeing them
>know its because they'll ask about her kids
>she'll have to tell them her son is a failure
i'd kill myself if it wouldn't destroy my family

>>16788421
>¿Qué se le ofrece, madre?

>>16788464
get a job, hippy

>>16788467
Based.

>>16788464
fuc that bitch. NEET it up king

>>16788421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0

>>16788464
>he thinks it's about him
cringe

>>16788476
covid + small town = no
>>16788480
my life is great until I think about it honestly. reading and writing all day, playing some video games. but every day I spend like this is a mark against me for future employers.

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>>16788476
This is literally an image from the inside of a bunker, I swear I saw it years ago.

>>16788499
Pretty... hot desu

>>16788501
that's a rather vibrant red. a tempranillo, perhaps?

>>16788493
>believes the television coronahoax
>is statistically illiterate
>reads cringe material
>writes cringe material
>plays cringe AAA games
>thinks his mom's friends don't know he's a failure
>doesn't realize failure means anyone thought he had potential
get some perspective m9

>>16788484
its no secret the depressed such as I am are narcissists

>>16788439
>bible black poster
it's ok

>>16788439
>That top hat

>>16788499
My bussy is dripping rn

>>16788518
trump lost

>>16788493
>>covid
>>small town
huh?

>>16788532
Anon, I...

>>16788545
sauce on pic pls

>>16788518
(You)

>>16788493
= get a job you proto bum

>>16788596
Little Witch Academia, I believe. Butters is obsessed with it.

>>16788558
Covid is disproportionately effecting rural small towns more than urban cities. All hospitals in my county are near or at capacity and people are crossing state borders just to find hospitals that will take them.

>>16788644
tá & ta

>>16788430
Kek

>>16788652
Nothey aren't.

Also
>>effecting
fucking LOL. "reading and writing all day" ahahahahaha ROSES

>>16788666
>why yes, I do watch fox news

>>16788666
checked

also: stop bullying the incel

>>16788596
Sucy Manbavaran (Susi Mambabarang) from LWA, like he said. She’s Filipina
Started looking into the character recently and found all these little things that reminded me of myself as a girl. Not wanting to show her legs or cleavage for one. She’s cute.

>>16788666
what do you do for work?

>>16788775
HIGH FINANCE
KYS
LOL

>>16788785
no wonder you're such a cock sucker

>>16788785
>larping as a finance bro on a fucking anime forum
yikes dude

>Opens the door to find every edition of Will to Power stacked in a pile near the door
>"Mom its my doorstop please don't rearrange Nietzsche he was gay anyway"
>We're so proud of him she says to her boss who she invited over for dinner
>You hear the door close quietly and you can finally go back to looking at the 3-4 black and white polaroids of Simone de Beauvoir nude
>Hell yeah man
>Bust the fattest load

>>16788787
8^)

>>16788430
That's a funny pic

>>16788421
>This Sisyphus was not happy

>>16788785

Walk me through an LBO then faggot

>>16788499
nice cock desu

>>16788439
utterly based

>>16788931
God, I wish my room was just a 500kg weight and an incline plane.

>>16788439
The more I look at it, the better it gets.

>>16788652
>iti
I live in buttfuck nowhere and im working fine in archiving. Go to your government building and ask if they need stuff sorted (they do)

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>>16788439
i love larps

>>16788439
Holy kek

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>>16788448
I still don't get this pic, what's supposed to be happening in it? I have trouble seeing a picture with just lines and white in the background, similarly with any other colour scheme.

>>16788931
He's achieved enlightenment and gained the Buddhist control over material reality and all action?

>>16789693
God I wish I could see so exact a revelation and presence of the fundamental metaphysical-moral enacting of the traditional theological conception of the relation between being and beings. One and many.

>>16788473
>I'm just interested in history

>>16789454
I have no idea what the context is, but I feel intensely that something horrific must have taken place here.

>>16788499
>found this attractive
I gotta tighten that noose

>>16789089
Look into purchasing this property anon

>>16788746
Too much information butters

>>16788473
The swastika cushions are hilarious

>>16789707
It’s over the shoulder of the father bursting into his son’s room, who is turning around, shocked.

>>16788464
Get

A

Job

>>16788493
>covid + small town = no
Move

>>16789707
It's this shädman remixed into a /pol/ are ya winning son

>>16788421
pic related

>>16788439
jajajajaja the sheer audacity, I wish I had this kind of steel fucking nerve lol. Unironically based.

>>16788973
Kys with your TV murders and executions finance. Walk me through automatically speed trading credit default index tranche swaps for household name family dynasties (plural), while simultaneously writing the ultimate pomo agon with Pynchon on your legal pad while Bloomberg reps pitch a useless deal to your blank face—wait maybe useful? for two hours and you lapse into drawing and imagining Pentateuch themes and horned Moses and then wince at the fees these literal sales idiots want so you wither them by asking questions that they'll "get back to you" with and you notice your coworkers engagement ring is huge but champagne colored amd you cringe a bit but what do could even look like

>>16789707
a sissified anime corrupted young man larping as a nazi hitler fanboy on the internet.

>>16788652
Get a 4 hours a day job, or 2.

>>16788439
The chad posting throne

>>16788439
LOL

>>16788439
Unbelievably based

>>16788506
https://gizmodo.com/the-cold-war-bunker-that-offered-subterranean-suburbia-1258816518
you're not wrong

>>16788532
>bible black

>>16788430
Are you Turkish?

>>16792312
my sides are in the orbit

>>16792549
*squiiiik-sqrrrruk-squik*

>>16788439
THE THRONE

>>16788439
I'm not sure there's anything on earth trashier than leopard print.

>>16793472
old ladies seems to like it very much

>>16788504
Nice concrete block walls. Ahh... so peaceful and quiet.

>>16788504
Was that room a bathroom previously by chance?

>>16788807
>he was gay anyway
kek

>>16788439
i tried going for this aesthetic and failed immeasurably

>>16792617
What's that? the sound of you making out with nobility-anon on that couch?

>>16793602
Your pet is stuck beneath that table, anon. Please help him out.

>>16793602
are you an eastern european grandma?

>>16788476
God this makes me claustrophobic, and I don't get claustrophobic normally.

>>16793602
It's a start. I personally, don't go for extreme
antique, massive, 'baroque' (not sure what the style is called) or expensive furniture as usually they're not very comfortable... and having one or two pieces abs the rest different... means your room is a hodgepodge of styles. Having everything nice n cozy (and easily movable) is more for me. I like floor culture and pillows and warm, brown colors with a few offsetting lamps and shit. Something like [pic] but less nicknacks would be ideal for me. Anyways, nice clock huh.

>>16788421
Ahhh

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>>16789454
Reminds me of my town's children's hospital, fucking horrifying. Imagine losing a child and you go outside to be greeted by an array of overjoyed cartoon animals staring at you, leering, from every direction. Looking at this, the atmosphere feels the same.

>>16793893
That works.

>>16788432
Based

>>16793893
Looks like only one kind of intercourse occurs here; non-consensual.

>>16793893
I wish I could get my shit to look like this, nothing is more beautiful than simplicity

And I get no bitches anyway so might as well

>>16788439
tv is a little high

>>16788421
>The remake? Of course not!

>>16794222
Better to raise the TV, or get rid of the chair. Playing games on the floor is better anyway, I don't know why.

>>16788439
Holy fucking based

>>16794222
Chekd and exceedingly comfy

>>16788473
is that the entire encyclopedia brittanica in that b ookshelf?

>>16788439
>Dare you approach my shitposting throne?

>>16793512
Not that I know of

>>16794222
Your ass is gonna be sore as shit in about two hours. Looks like a torture room. Legals from Get Out? Nice woody vibe though. Nice old school tubed television.

>>16788501
I wonder what this guy is up to now

>>16793444
What kind of a retarded sitting pose is that

>>16788421
>starts furiously masturbating

mfw

>>16790093
>he never finished this
I'm still mad

>>16793602
because you got a mexican household chair. You didn't get a throne chair

>>16793798
Ok, how many chicks have you fucked in there?

>>16798326
wholesome

>mom, I don't give a shit about philosophy, I am just a minimalistic

>>16793602
looks like you inherited all your nan's stuff

>>16797358
lmao I was going to tell him based. That’s how I sit in the office and I can see people look at me. I have scoliosis and it takes weight off your back

>>16793798
good shit my dude

>>16788439
Does this gentleman go out with that hat I wonder

>guys, do you mind? im talking to my internet friends

>>16788439
Based AF.

>>16788499
>That Bulge
OwO

>>16799724
How do people live like this?!

We posting rooms?

>>16788467
Based Jesus

>>16788439
What's the calendar thingy on the left of the throne, and on the right of the laptop's speaker, is that a shotgun? What's the missile looking thing?

>>16797358
He's trying to relieve pressure from the hemorrhoids.

>>16793602
I like it. It's cozy in a Resident Evil 2 safe room kind of way.

>>16788439
Is this it? Is this the maximum Chad?

>>16794222
This is pretty based. But where's the wood stove? Did you just stack a shit load of wood in there with no stove? Why isn't the tv raised off of the ground
But yes DeS is based

>>16793602
That bear rug is fucking awesome though
>>16799873
>sun damage to books

>>16799873
Cozy. Floating shelves on the walls under window and above bed would be good addition. Also put two plants in there (tip: most house plants die from over-watering)