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The mere presence of a woman next to something I love fills me with dread.
It's like I've just arrived on the scene of a horrible tragedy. I don't even assume they're about to ruin the thing I love, I assume they're in the middle of ruining it or have just finished ruining it.
Women are so efficient at ruining things, you can never get there early enough to eject them and prevent it. It's always too late.

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>>16785889

>> No.16786110

>>16785889
....
Anon, have you considered interacting with women?

>> No.16786376

>>16785889
fucking virgins i swear

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>>16786110
>>16786376
say something that doesn't revolve around sex or being cool/popular/acceptable/successful enough to have sex

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>>16786426

...
You are a disappointment to both your parents.

>> No.16786480

>>16786447
no trannies, replies from real women only please

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>>16785889
Its half of the population dude. A little more than half, actually.
If you've got an issue with that many people it's a you problem.
As my dad used to say- if everywhere you go smells like shit, check your upper lip.

>> No.16786523

>>16785889
its okay

>> No.16786540

>>16785889
Why isn't she naked? What's the point if she isn't naked? I've honsetly never understood why women wear clothes. They should be naked at all times.

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>>16785889
>Women are so efficient at ruining things
Sure but cuddling with your hairy male friends doesn't scratch the same itch. You're an animal designed to get high on female pheromones. Women are problematic to say the least but life would not be worth living without them. It's an old tired meme but:
>Can't live with them, can't live without them

>> No.16786702

>>16786505
>Its half of the population dude. A little more than half, actually.
don't remind me

>> No.16786710

mods, why is this thread on /lit/?

>> No.16786741

>>16786710
We're trying to bait the muses into taking possession of our beings.