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16782040 No.16782040 [Reply] [Original]

>the author wants to fuck the main character.

>> No.16782061
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>>16782040
>the author actually does fuck the main character

>> No.16782078

>>16782040
m...my diary desu

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>>16782040
>the author rapes the self-insert

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>author's self-insert rapes the main character, then the whole narrative collapses and turns into the self-insert's quest to rape every character in the book

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>the author has main character rape self-insert

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>>16782040
>the narrator takes a shit in the main character's mouth

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>dead author's hand begins to protrude out of the pages of the book, proceeding to finger rape the read with its ectoplasmic manifestation

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>>16782040

>book starts off in third person

>MC meets a girl

>ten_out_of_ten.jpg

>but she's a lesbian :(

>MC interrupts author mid-description

>"screw you, you're just doing this to spite me! i'm taking over from here"

>book turns into first person

>girl isn't a lesbian at all

>she's actually a virtuous nymphomaniac would-be tradwife

>love_at_first_sight.jpg

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>>16782040
>the main character wants to fuck the author

>> No.16782315

>>16782040
The wind up girl, sci fi with calorie wars, sounded cool

Author starts Th e book off describing his trip to Thailand, how hot it was day and night, always sweating, even when he was inside his hotel room, he goes on and on about the heat

Read the book, the wind up girl is a sex slave who is always hot and sweating, no other character has the same problem

the author might be a homosexual twink and it’s offputting

>> No.16782454

>>16782040
That's actually Stephanie Meyer

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>>16782040
>The main character isn't the train driver at the beginning of the novel
>The main character IS the train driver at the end
>The author was the train the whole time

>> No.16783191

>>16782160
MURAKAMI

>> No.16783209

>>16782040
>the author's self-insert is main character's biographer, but main character is also loosely author's self-insert