/lit/ - Literature

>BTFO's your chink faggot
KD is truly /ourguy/

>>16779619
post link

Give him 1 star on Goodreads and these threads will disappear.

Someone posted a like 1000 word short story this guy posted and it was absolute dogshit.

>>16779654
Just fix your ego man he's like 20

>>16779655
enjoy
http://www.thequirkyinquiry.com/

>>16779661
spamming 4chan is pretty juvenile behavior for a 20 year old then

>>16779673
He spams 4chan? Hi Waldun.

>>16779673
>>16779683
Last thread someone linked a positively cringe vid of his only for it to go private moments later as if he were in the thread.

>>16779670
His prose is so bad. Those little “essays” come off like he’s trying to sound conversational without ever having had a conversation in his life

>>16779607
Are you guys bullying this autistic kid? I'm fucking telling.

>>16779670
I think he should write in Mandarin or whatever the fuck his native language is. Pic rel is just too cringe when you can't write for shit.

>>16779725
I am Waldun and no, I'm not autistic.

>>16779692
I'm so glad the internet wasn't big when I was 20

>>16779737
Tits and timestamp

>>16779607
I just read the sample on the Barnes and Noble website and the writing is like if an ironic 4chan post mocking baroque writing was unironic. It sucks. It's genuinely bad. This is why writers need their shit to be critiqued

I’m actually reading his works right now a superb Nabokovian work of comedic parody

https://voca.ro/1lb2JPoNU1WJ

https://voca.ro/13OqyrGphtaH

https://voca.ro/1cTfO6BpWuFo

https://voca.ro/1fH9JgXbEgdF

>>16779725
ANON YOU LITTLE SNITCHING NGGER

>>16779752

>>16779882
Holy shit it's waldun, tits and asshole

>>16779882
Aussies don't write dates like that, try again next time seppo

>>16779935
He's a chink, not an aussie, though.

>>16779882
post your gyno

>>16779735
I don't know how the fuck he feels qualified to give advice on writing. He's an ESL who's been a literature pseud for less than a year and he already believes he's a skilled writer.

>>16779882
R.C. I've got gyno, can I be part of the Dark Academia?

tfw no Waldun bussy leaks

>>16779947
He uses Aussie date formatting in The Learned Disguise

Somebody post an epub already

>>16780000
check'd

>>16780000
Quads demand it, may anon deliver. (I want it too)

>>16780013
wrong pic

I hope the gyno anon is here again LOL

https://www.litpublication.com/fiction/those-drinks-after-graduation

Holy...I want more...

>>16780022
actually this one is better

Can't wait for penguin to publish this bicentennial edition of his masterful debut

>>16780022
checked and kek'd

Is he autistic?

>>16779607
>e-celebs

>>16780047
>makes this post
>also makes Ernest Cline threads

I want to fuck his cute little ass and rub my dirty cock over his cute little button nose

The callow face of R.C Waldun looked at me, lacquered with oriental tears, eyes pleading like they’ve never done before. Oh, I have more in store for you, my little polymath. What a nicely-fitted blazer you have on, quite dapper, yes… hmm, and those trousers, my, oh my, what a marvelous taper. Such fashions only fitting for someone as esteemed as you, Mr. Waldun, future Laureate.
Now you may be wondering how we came to this predicament, with young Waldun tied up before me, teary-eyed and terrified. Well, it’s quite a story indeed. See, young Waldun fancies himself a bit of a scholar, a man of words, one whose heart skips a beat when thinking of mahogany-panelled libraries, lined with leatherbounds flashing the richest patinas. I noticed him nursing his whiskey in a Melbourne bar, his elbow patches betraying his vocation, his stark, black mop obscuring his forehead. We hit it off. I told him of the long and glorious history of the fabled Male Bisexual Writer; how all the greats—Shakespeare, Dante, Wilde, Rimbaud—dabbled in homosexual practices. I told him to truly grasp the reigns of the higher muse, one must be nourished from the nectar of every fruit imaginable. Scour the Earth, scorch it with your desire! Give in! Write like you’ve never done after the life-affirming thrill of neglected carnal bliss! For how often do you get to feel something new? He sipped his whiskey and squinted. He told me I had a point. It wasn’t long before I drove three more shots into him, and hurried him home.
Oh, young and bright Waldun, I will show you a “brother Speare.” His brows furrowed as the teeth of my zipper uncoupled. Stop, young Robin, you will sully your tweed. Poor lad, all tuckered out from struggling, the rope gnawing at his wrists… I slid the glasses off his Humpty-Dumpty face, giving me a clear look into his oriental eyes—fish-like, empty, the hue of a full Kikkoman bottle.
“What will you do to me? What about my proses?”
“I’ll make sure they get to Michael Pietsch, don’t you worry your little head,” I said, a hand tenderly upon his cheek.
“But, da… da proses aren’t ready. My team of editors has not gotten to it, prease.”
“I will see to it that you won’t have to ever work with peons like that again. Pietsch is your new word-daddy now, Waldy. Brother Wallace? Hello?
“Buz my proses aren’t up to dat standard.”
“Oh, I’m gonna turn you into a real writer. My little Borges-boipussy.”

>>16780047
>e-celeb
>R.C Waldun
get off the board and go read a book, kid. Waldun is the future of literature

>>16780028
I felt like I read nothing

>>16779607
I want his cute little asian penis in my mouth while he reads his books to me

>>16779619
he's literally /ourguy/ ...

>>16780066
this

>>16780070
No shit. Why do you think he made the review in the first place? He saw the threads on /lit/.

>>16780028
> Life, is now in our hands, as we will run free into a chaotic future, trying to mold something out of it
lmao

>>16780079
The guy is well adjusted and didn’t know what website everybody was talking about until I told him it was 4chan. He isn’t /ourguy/. That said I would love to fuck both him and rc waldun

>>16780060
lol

>>16780062
nice try, waldumb.

May I offer some honest thoughts.

>>16780125
fuck off, Waldnuts

>>16779625
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBCQJ_4Pu4U

the lyics to Nookie by Limb Bizkit have nore literary merit than R.C's poetry

>>16780028
Wow, that was worthless.

>>16779607
I swear to god, I won't rest until I make waldun transition. He's going to be a sissy slut and open an onlyfans. It will be great.

>>16780174
Eh, it's better than constantly streetfighting about ideology. I've had enough of that for a few years.

hi

>>16780190
Whoa....

>>16780199
May I offer some honest thoughts.

Does anyone else think this guy has Elliot-tier white fever?

He just a young guy trying to sound intelligent and well-read. There's no sense in hating on him for being a verbose pseud, I'm sure he'll look back on what he's writing now in a couple years and cringe.

>>16779607
is spamming this chinaman /lit/'s newest meme or something?

He used to regularly post essays on his site, but he hasn’t uploaded anything in a while. I think /lit/ has him shook, lads. Feel kinda bad desu

>>16780240
It makes me realize what a thick skin Lindsay Ellis has. She also had daily CHILD KILLER threads and an ongoing Kiwifarms thread and did that stop her productivity? No

>>16780263
that's because she's a stuck-up cunt without any self-awareness

>>16780274
She is aware, but she doesn't let the internet get in the way of her ambitions

>>16780281
based

>>16780220
4chan sics its attack dogs on anyone with the alacrity to make something for themselves who are otherwise average enough that they ought to just be posting on here all day. Its a crabs in the bucket kind of mentality. Although there was that other british faggot who /lit/ was on all fours over not long ago, the one who jerked a guy off on video...he seems to have already fallen out of style in favor of the flavors of the east.

>>16779619
He's pretty cringe we well.

>>16780136
>literally throws the book like trash
kek BASED

>>16780298
> we well.
Rice Cuck, we know it's you. You can't even write proper English.

>>16780318
Fuuuuuu

>>16780291
Good evening, Arthur. I can see, that you, still have much to learn...

I think Waldun should openly come to these threads, have some honest discussion.

>>16780232
We got tired of making fun of that guy who wrote Selfie Suicide (I for real cannot remember his name) and we turned instead to making fun of this Chinaman. It's fun you should join in.

>>16780436
Did you forget about based Horia Belcea?

>>16780457
never heard of him can I get a quick rundown?

>>16779670
Why does he insist on writing in English when it clearly isn’t his first language?

>>16779661
This faggot is spammed by youtube like mad. If he can fuck off already from my feed then we can have peace.

>>16780291
how dare you disrespect king Q

>>16780000
chckd

>>16780086
Life, you could say it started when I was a kid

>>16780523
>youtube algorithm working as intended
looks like you watch a ton of booktubers

>>16780523
you can block any future recommendations of that faggot

>>16780683
jewtube spams you a lot of shit if you watch only one related video

>>16780695
It's about cutting it for the good, y'know? Send a message to all booktubers out there. Specially when they try to cross the line. They should know by now.
We want Waldun's head. As a token.

>>16780203
I love how nobody cares

>>16780205
>sparking blue emeralds
Dude why

>>16780203
In your best proses, prease

>>16779607
This guy and Pynchon I will never read merely because they look like total fags

>>16780805
>implying

>>16779607
FUCKIN GOOK

>>16779947
He lives in Aus, so no.

Imagine what he could've been if he were raised by normal parents

>>16780070
As if that faggot ever went on 4chan. He probably went on /b/ for a few days after another e-celeb talked about it

>>16780942
SEETHING Rice Cuck.

>>16780683
he came up for me because i was looking up note-taking shit.

>>16780683
I got it now, thanks to him.

>>16780461
I thought not. It's not a legend the Jedi would tell you. Belcea revolutionized philosophy and every aspect of human life with one book, and may I add, it is completely free from the shackles of any former education.

>>16780205
>the town's vibrancy joyed my thoroughly
he's literally a fucking randomly generating AI there's no way someone can write this poorly I just don't believe it for a second

somebody should make a Waldunjak

>>16780220
>Verbose
Even Lovecraft's prose is better, that is real verbose.

>>16780028
I am in pain.

>>16780291
He is the reflection many of us don't want to see.

>>16781836
Somebody should shoop the picture of mishima and a girl so that waldun is now mishima's cute twink bf

>>16781960
god you're such a poof

>>16779619
Based as fuck. Waldun probably cried while watching this

>>16779980
It's because he's got borderline retards in the comments that buy his bullshit. He faked it and now believes that hes made it

>>16780046
>watches a movie
>likes the literature aesthetic it has
>very next day buys suits and start reading classic literature for the aesthetic

What do you think?

>>16780942
/lit/ isn't some cool secret place you know. If he's gone on 4chan and likes books he's probably gone on lit

>>16782066
this. dude 4chan is mainstream now.

>>16782074
Does that mean nigger-posting is mainstream now?

Nigger

>>16782088
When you're anonymous it is

>>16782066
Yeah even faggots like Waldun go on here

>>16780028
he is always a tryhard? quote a overly used writer, talk drivel about life as he had any sense about it and use this dark bullshiteria hipster aesthetic even into fiction. what a fucking dogshit