/lit/ - Literature

You: U have a bf?
You: No u don't
Stranger: no...
You: Would u describe urself as 5 lbs overweight?
Stranger: no o.O
Stranger: i just turn down people because i don't want a boy friend ok?
You: Then u should be getting ur fuck on!
You: R u on the pill?
Stranger: what? no o_o
You: Lots of guys would want to put their stiff penises in you and ejaculate bc u r not overweight and u r a 15 yo girl
You: Ur missing out
Stranger: lol this conversation is kinda sexy xD
You: I'm a master of romance
Stranger: i can tell lol
You: But for real, get on the pill and start shaving your vagina
You: U sound hot enough to me
Stranger: haha you don't even know whati look like lol
You: 90% of guys want to pull your panties down and spread your legs open
Stranger: that's hott
You: time to start living a little
Stranger: xD i do though o_O
You: For real, your teachers, classmates, coaches, men are pigs. 90% of them thing about bending you over a bench and shoving their dicks in you
Stranger: i know /:
You: While you arch your back and moan
Stranger: wait what o__o
Stranger: i've never had sex
You: Ever masturbated?
Stranger: no... should i?
Stranger: o_O
You: R u for real? Never?
Stranger: yeah seriously:p
You: R u Amish?
Stranger: lol no
You: Think abou this
Stranger: alright
You: The hottest boy in your class
You: If u 2 were on a cruise ship
Stranger: mhmm yess
You: and u went up to him at the pool and said that you wanted to go back to your roo
You: m
You: he would take you back their, unhitched your little top and suk on your titties
You: while u moaned and trembled
Stranger: ....ohh...
You: even if u couldn't get this guy at school, he would fuck u on a cruise ship if it was a one time thing. Not kidding
Stranger: how do you know/
Stranger: ?
You: Then he would pull your little bikini botto
You: m down and start licking your clit
Stranger: oh gosh... what is this feeling >_<

I yawned.

You: I know human nature. No guy will turn down a freebie with a moderately attractive girl
Stranger: well he has a gf though
You: Then he would take his boardshorts off and expose his throbbing boner to you and make you suck it.
You: What's his name?
Stranger: dylan...
You: Unless he is a total fag, like Ronnie on Jersey Shore, he will cheat on his gf if she isn't there on a cruise in international water
You: It isn't cheating if you're at sea
Stranger: actually... just kidding he broke up with her yesterday. so he's single.
You: Doesn't matter. Dylan would take your virginity if you asked him point blank discreetly in the right setting. Guys are all about quantity.
You: Can you imagine sucking Dylans cock while running your hands up his abs?
Stranger: well... even if that was so... it's not like we're going on a cruise together anytime soon.
You: How hot is that?!?!!!
Stranger: dude... he has NICE abs...
Stranger: that's really hot...
Stranger: >_<
You: Doesn't have to be a cruise. Does he live in your hood?
Stranger: haha no/:

You: Invite him over when your parents are gone for a study session n
Stranger: well we really don't talk very much.
You: Just sen him an email that kind of let's him know that you're a free meal and it will be a one time thing and that you won't talk about it.
Stranger: haha alright... well let's say that does happen. what happens when he gets to my house?
You: If you're willing to put yourself out there, you could have Dylan on top of you dripping sweat
You: You dress slutlily and kiss him after 8 minutes of studying on your bed
Stranger: ....mm....
Stranger: ok... then what?
You: That basics of this plan are simple. Guys are horny devils.
Stranger: lol that's true. considering i'm in high school they're a lot worse:p
You: Then he will tongue kiss you for about ten minutes then try to get under your shirt
Stranger: do i let him?
You: You should pull your own shirt off if u want to appear dtf.
You: Either way he's going to try to fuck you until u say no.
Stranger: well what about him? do i just get naked or does he too?
You: Your shirt. Your shorts. His shirt. Your panties. His pants.
You: That's the order. Have u ever kissed a guy?

Stranger: yeah... at a party.
You: So not a lot of experience even kissing. That's sweet.
Stranger: haha yeah/:
You: What's your name sweetie?
Stranger: haha it's Claire o_o
You: No fake names please.
Stranger: it's not
You: The moral of this story is that you can have Dylan if you're clever and discrete and you should feel good about your sexiness Claire. You've probably underestimated it.
Stranger: well... he doesn't like me though. and i guess dylan is kind of a prude >_<
You: Okay, so your shirt comes off. Then he undoes your bra.
You: He's faking the prude thing.
Stranger: why would he?
You: You've misread him. He's a teen boy. He'll fuck anything. He just doesn't want a bad rep.
Stranger: haha that's true...
You: Now imagine Dylan sucking your nipples for the first time on your own bed.
Stranger: ...o___o
You: It's going to feel pretty intense. And you're going to be nervous about being half naked. But omg will u be soooo wet.
Stranger: what does it feel like? o_o
You: Hmmm, it kind of makes you tremble and get really horny. And if they look in your eyes it pretty awesome. Great type of foreplay.
Stranger: i feel kinda funny right now... o_o
You: Are you a little wet for real real?
Stranger: i don't know... o_o
You: Just kid of slide a couple finger down there and feel the lay of the land
Stranger: i'm scared... it's my first time o__o
You: Just check if your clit is puffy and if you're wet. You don't have to masturbate.
Stranger: um a little bit...
You: When Dylan gets your top off he will most likely slide his hands down your pants without unzipping them.
Stranger: aughh i'm feeling so weird down there...
You: He will rub your clit and try to turn you on to get you to go all the way before you decide to say no.
Stranger: i will most deffinately not say no to that... especially if it was dylan
You: Why don't u slide your hands under your pants and rub yourself a little and pretend it's Dylan
Stranger: mm... okay...

this just got interesting

You: Well that the fun part of making out is coaxing girls to go further than they want.
Stranger: so he would just be taunting me?
You: So u might not even be considering it now, but once you're horned up u might change your mind.
Stranger: meaning...?
You: He will just be slick and try to get his dick in u.
You: And if that means going slow thats what he'll do.
Stranger: and if i won't let him the first time?
Stranger: ohh well i'd probably let him go in
You: If he's the hottest guy in school I recommend just going for it. He won't gonsteady w u but he will fuck u.
Stranger: and i'm fine with thaaatt
You: "Claire I just want to taste u a little. That's it. U have such a cute body. Can I take your shorts off please?"
Stranger: and i let him take them off?
You: Yeah. U r going to give him your virginity. He's hot and u need the practice.
You: Besides he will be super sweet.
Stranger: lol yeahh... you know a lot don't you?
You: I've been around the block.
Stranger: haha expert hmm? well ok so i let him get in my pants. then what?
You: Oh. He pulled your panties off too. What type of panties would u wear for the big night?
Stranger: a thong..?
You: meh
Stranger: what else is there?
You: Got anything really cute? It can be a thong. Something with bows or straps or whatever. This is your virginity. Class it up.
Stranger: lol well i have a black lace one with pink bows...? is that ok?
You: Very nice. And let's just assume you're completely shaved.
Stranger: lol i am

i am so hard right now . . .

>inb4 bel-air

Goddammit.

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You: He will probably kiss your inner thighs a little and work his way up. When his tongue does hit your pussy for the first time you will probably jump like you got shocked
Stranger: what will it feel like?
You: I can't say first hand, but imagine this vague horniness you're feeling right now times 1000
You: You'll be thrashing and moaning and arching your back and saying ughghhhhh Dylan.
Stranger: ughhh...
You: Meanwhile something will be building down there that we can only co
You: compare to a sneeze because you're such an innocent girl u have nothing to compare it yo
You: to
You: r u getting turned on Claire?
Stranger: lol yeahh
You: Wanna rub urself? I think u should
Stranger: is it masturbating?
You: Yes dear. U should masturbate now.
Stranger: oh-okay....
Stranger: what should i use for practice?
You: Btw. Guys like that.
Stranger: lol ooh;]
You: Slow down tiger. Just rub circle over your clit and if you're feeling really turne on then slide a finger inside
Stranger: ok i have a finger... now what?

and this is /lit/ how?

You: Do what feels good to u. Styles vary greatly by person.
You: R u thinking about using a dildo?
You: Or electric toothbrush. Or something?
Stranger: i have an electric toothbrush haha
You: Ever put it on your clit?
You: Yeah. That's a popular thing.
Stranger: no... should i?
You: Could be fun.
You: Wanna try your first vibrator experience while I coach u?
Stranger: ok.... i'm a little nervous...
You: Or do u just want to use your hands? Your choice. Today is a big day for u
Stranger: can we start with hands?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: ok... what do i do first
You: So rub your clit with your middle finger, but not too directly if it's uncomfortable.
Stranger: ok....
You: Then occasionally slide that finger inside of you.
Stranger: i'm doing it...
Stranger: wich hole?/:
You: And feel free to imagine that it's Dylan
You: Your vagina dear
Stranger: lol sorry... this is a big day...
You: One finger won't break your hymen and shouldn't hurt
Stranger: ok its inside
You: Slowly try to get it in deeper.
Stranger: it...it hurts a little...
You: You will probably get wetter
Stranger: i am..
You: Make a come here motion with your finger and rub against your
You: Pubic bone. You should feel a rough spot.
You: Ultimatley. Just do what u like.
Stranger: i feel it...
You: At 15, you will probably be more likely to get off from rubbing your clit.
You: Keep fingering yourself and get in the right State of mind.
Stranger: oh-okay...

This is clearly the work of Dickens

>>1677490
This is contemporary fiction man.

You: One. You're turning me on. And two you would be turning on just about any red blooded guy in the world right now.
You: So feel sexy Claire. You're going to break a lot of hearts.
Stranger: haha am i doing good?:]
You: You're doing great baby.
Stranger: how do i know when to stop?
You: If it feels good, you can rub and finger with two hands. Most girls only use one.
Stranger: should i try?
You: When you have your first orgasm you will definitely know.
Stranger: what does that feel like?
You: To masturbate to orgasm on the first try at 15 is fairly tricky. So you might need a few tries.
Stranger: alright
You: It will change your life. It will feel like getting straight As times 1000
Stranger: ooh nicee
You: You will probably tear up, turn red, shake, go
You: into a ball, and tears will roll down your face as you laugh triumphantly.
Stranger: haha:]
You: You're going to become a woman this week Ms. Claire
Stranger: :]
You: Still touching yourself?

best thread on /lit/

You: You may want to kick your finger
You: lick
Stranger: will it taste good? o_o
You: Not bad. I meant lick it to lubricate it. But a girl licking her finger is pretty damn hot too.
You: Virgin girls taste like butterscotch.
Stranger: haha oohh sorry >_<

You: Are you still wet? Do u feel like you're building to orgasm?
Stranger: yeah...
You: Keep doing what feels good u little sex kitten
Stranger: haha;]
Stranger: you're a good coach
You: I sincerely wish I was there to see this. It's kind of a beautiful thing. It's certainly a very hot thing.
Stranger: haha :]
You: I would kiss your neck while I slide two fingers inside you and played with your g spot.
Stranger: ooh;]
You: Then I would pull your shirt up and suck your heaving nipples while you grind on my hand.
Stranger: mm...
You: Then I would whisper in your ear "
Stranger: ....
You: there's a good girl. Your doing great my little Claire. I want to see u cum"

okay, what in the hell is the backstory here?

>>1677496
>It will feel like getting straight As times 1000

Stranger: mmmmm
You: Then I would kiss you as your breathing picked up and you got closer and closer
Stranger: yesss
You: Then I would take my fingers out and say I want you to finish by yourself Claire. I want to watch you. It gets mr soo hard
Stranger: i would finish for you;]
You: And I would stroke your hair as you lay on your back exposed
Stranger: ;]]]]
You: And rubbed yourself trying to get there for me
Stranger: mmmmm yesss
You: I want u to cum
Stranger: i wan't YOU to cum
You: I want your sexy little body to be overcome with waves of pleasure
You: I'm really hard right now
Stranger: that's excellent;]
You: Do you want me to come?
You: I'll get some lotion.
Stranger: haha;]
You: This won't take long. You've got mr really turned on.
You: I'm stroking myself n
You: I wish we were in the same room
Stranger: good good:]
You: almost there
You: I came all over my abs and chest
Stranger: that's hott
You: wow
You: how u doing?
You: It might take a few tries. Practice tonight before u fall asleep
Stranger: haha alright ;]
You: Do u think u can come now?

You: then I want u to come sweetie
You: nothing would make me happier
Stranger: i think i just did...
You: did it feel good?
Stranger: yes;]
You: good girl

/b/ - Random
/r9k/ - Random
/v/ - Random
/lit/ - Random

Who's next

Stranger: :]
You: my name is Dean
Stranger: hello dean
You: I like being your coach. I think u r capable of way more intense orgasms.
You: what's your email?
You: You should maybe try the toothbrush thing later tonight.
Stranger: lol i will:]
You: u gonna email me?
You: You make mr pretty hot Claire. I could definitely do this again.
Stranger: ah! sorry i have to go/: i don't have an email either/: but it was nice talking to you. i'm very grateful;]
You: I happy you're happy

Now that's some Foucaultian power relationships buildin within its very core.

Go back to /b/ dickhead

>>1677515
This is the most interesting thing on lit. It's an amazing character study. The language is spot on. And it's genuinely arousing

>>1677521
I know. I think you misinterpreted the post. It's clearly a partial character list of the playbill of an allegory to the internet, "who's next" being the title of the play.

>>1677521
It got a bit weak towards the end.

>>1677518
I was thinking the same thing.
This is what Nabakov could only dream of.

I have the hardest boner

BAD END

>>1677536
it's a microcosm for life

question:

Will found non-fiction replace the novel?

I'd like to have a female opinion on this. It seems to me more of a bad virgin fantasy than anything else...

>>1677543
I thought it was hot. I thought it was going to be too exploitative to enjoy at first, but the bits of humor made me warm to the male lead. Better than most of the erotica out there. 8/10

I am 12 and what is this?

>>1677530
>>1677532
and the fact that the man comes without giving a fuck about the girl is just awesome. Merely asking how she's doing afterwards.

>You: You may want to kick your finger

Am now laughing too hard to masturbate

>>1677553
OP is a cowboy

why the hell is this shit on /lit/ ?

>>1677572
basically, any printed words can be interpretted as lit by someone.

or

to give intellectuals boners