/lit/ - Literature

Octopi are superior

>>16771632
Film a kraken?

>>16771613
How did you write this with hooves?
Get out of here b4 I geld you and eat your balls faggot

>>16771642
my Y*hoo(h***n) slave wrote this for me.
you deserve to be put in a zoo, fucking mongrel

Horses are prey animals. Their brains are too small and sucky for anything other than thinking about food or running away. Humans are the top of the food chain and always will be superior to any stinking horse.

>>16771613
>t. Individual on the right of this pic
Go back to middle-school
>>16771642
OP is a horse apologist

>>16771662
Forgot pic

post essential horse literature or shut up

>>16771660
KYS y*hoo. In my country dirty h****ns are seen as pitiable creatures, and even they are more rational than you
>>16771662
t. y*hoo

>>16771670
Part 4, Gulliver's travels.
>>16771669
BASED fellow horse THADD CONQUERING the she-y*hoos

>>16771670
Black Beauty

>>16771669
IRREFUTABLY FUCKING BASED HOLY FUCK

>go to catalogue
>y*hoo starts posting licivious pics of she-y*hoo's
>thread instantly gets 15+ replies by lustful degenerate y*hoos
god I'm so glad I'm not a y*hoo

absolutely based

Humies simply cannot compete with the BIG HORSE COCK

reply to this post to remind y*hoos of their place

>>16771613
Ok, mammalian, you dirty hot-blooded bottom-feeding abominations should be executed. You stand no chance against the lizard master race.
Picrel me, in my divine figure

>>16771632
octopi are food

>>16771613
>Horse
Didn't live a tough life.

>>16771613
>Humans are degenerate, hairless monkeys who live by their vices. They work against nature.
>The HORSE is the masterrace. Horses are beautiful. Horses live by reason and in attune with nature.
>Go ahead. Try to prove me wrong.
>you can't you disgusting shit living monkey.

>>16771613
>Horses live by reason and in attune with nature.
Horses are low IQ, high-maintenance pussies who are only good at running away.
Donkeys are smarter, hardy as fuck, stronger than horses, don't get scared as easily, won't put themselves in danger...
https://thehorse.com/116750/mules-rule-over-horses-donkeys-in-spatial-cognition-tests/

>>16774984
based, I love asses too

>>16771613
Horses were casually contemplating genocide because they wanted their own ethnostate.
Get off your high... uh...
Stop being a turdburglar

>>16771613
Okay Johnathan Swift calm down

>>16774984
what is this hideous image? a yahoo with the ears of our donkey brothers?
>>16775475
as long as I don't have to catch a whiff of a yahoo i'm fine. we practice eugenics as well.

disgusting hooves typed this post away with you

why do horses wear shoes

>>16771613
the HORSE is just as degenerate anon. i know the stuggle

>>16771613
yes, but tell me this: have you ever seen a horse? a real one I mean. Not the ones that have been a product of human design and breeding over millennia, because a lot of its aspects of beauty and grace are a product of human design. To admit that there is beauty in the horse is to admit that there is beauty in man as well.

Another thing to consider with such a claim, is the assumption that nature is good. Nature - ethically at least - is quite like a child. And much like an innocent child slowly and meticulously pulling the wings off of a butterfly, it becomes aware that it is actually devoid of true ethics, and will do repeatedly horrific things because it is natural that it behaves so.
Though you may define working against nature as degeneracy (and I do believe that is possible), I see it as a gift, something unique we possess unlike any other living being that we know about. Our ability to defy nature bestows upon us a unique opportunity: the ability to create something better than nature. Civilisation - inarguably one of the greatest human inventions - creates a unique chance to reward those for acting morally, and punish those for acting immorally. But ultimately, this could also mean stooping to a low that nature would have prevented. Civilisation is the ultimate gamble in this way; with our ability to defy nature, do we create a heaven, or do we create a hell?

>>16778082
>Civilisation - inarguably one of the greatest human inventions
This is inarguably one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard. Man came together to form a society not because it was some ingenious invention, but because of yahoo like behaviour of acting like grugs and killing each other for useless shit

>>16774984
t. just read The Idiot.

>>16778588
>society (noun)
>a body of individuals living as members of a community;
>Civilisation (noun)
>an advanced state of human society, in which a high level of culture, science, industry, and government has been reached.
I could use more dictionary definitions if you'd like, but I'll give you the gist. Civilisation implies a degree of refinement and advancement, that's why you wouldn't call it a civilisation of apes or other animals, yet society seems more fitting. I've yet to see other
>Man came together to form a society not because it was some ingenious invention, but because of yahoo like behaviour of acting like grugs and killing each other for useless shit
If what I said was the stupidest shit you've ever heard, you really need to listen to yourself. Humans as well as most mammals have been communal since our inception. We came together not by arbitrary factors like "Yahoo behaviour" (Whatever that means) and "killing each other for useless shit" (again completely untrue if you have any knowledge on Ancient History), but because we needed to SURVIVE, which is about as non-arbitrary as you can get, all things considered.
I've yet to see fucking Kangaroos pull off the invention of the wheel, much less a legal system. The fact remains that we as humans have something special in the form of our advanced society. Do you have any other issues with what I was saying, or was that it?

>>16771613
I like horses. I like orangutans. I like big toads.

Lit has always been a horse board.

>>16771613
go to bed Equius

>spend millennia carrying human society on their backs
>immediately relegated to running around circles so drunk rich people can bet on them as soon as the car comes along

I wouldn't judge them too harshly if Horse Hitler one day killed us all in vengeful rage

>>16779215
t. Yahoo

>>16782308
And people say humans can't kill beasts with their bare hands.

>hairless
Nigga what?

>>16782308
Absolutely based? WHy do we keep winning humanbros?

>>16771613
Everything human is natural saltlicker. why dont you chew and drool all over a lightpole or something?

>>16771613
Horses don't exist
only human created horselike creatures
the horse is a slave
the horse is food
the horse is entertainment for rich children

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>>16781435
Bing-Bing Yahoo!

>>16771670
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