/lit/ - Literature

>>16767797
How To Get An Asian Girlfriend (The Definitive Guide to Asian Girls) (Volume 1)

>>16767797
Also what are we doing here? You know alcohol is haram and that coffee too you shouldn't be drinking, whore.

>>16767808
I can't tell the difference between posts that are humiliatingly cringeworthy and satire anymore.

>>16767808
>that coffee too you shouldn't be drinking, whore
coffee is 100% halal

>>16767797
who are you? there are open seats elsewhere... i'd like to be alone.

>>16767797
her face is not even perfectly symmetrical

>>16767815
Yeah, i know...so is your post genuine or not? Because fucking YIKES!

>>16767802
Just when I thought I could get a hot Asian female, this book turned out to be a massive let down. There were literally no pictures and the only Asian women I could get are the ugly ones that even the Asian guys didn't want. I cried myself to sleep every night dreaming of my own perfect Asian waifu to make me her Asian food and teach me her Asian language. I wear Kimonos and weild an impressive Asian sword yet non of these females responded to me. I was called creepy and they would constantly comment on how I smelled of Doritos and B.O.

I even have the Sasuke hair and if you squint and imagine me 300 lbs lighter you would think I was Sasuke jumping right off the pages. The girls at my local Anime convention always avoid me and when I ask if I can take a picture with them they always look like they don't want to be there. What gives? I'm a nice guy and will always defend m'lady's honor with my trusty Asian sword.

>>16767797
Read?

>>16767797
Uhh uhh uhh Ermh uhh boo— I mean mein kampf

>>16767797
If she was 10 years younger she'd be perfect.

>>16767822
You retard symmetrical faces are uncanny valley tier

>>16767797
>"Who the fuck are you and why are you bothering me?"

>>16767797
the last book I read was Fat Girls Do Anal so that skinny bitch can fuck right off

>>16767797
Too old

>>16767825
sad

>>16767797
Blackpill Theory: Why Incels Are Right And You Are Wrong by Dr Castle

Why, Hippolytus by Euripides of course! Imagine being punished for living a celibate and virtuous life, ha-ha. If a woman goes down, she has to take everyone along with her.

>>16767797
Reread Birth of Tragedy yesterday because I wanted to consider it in conjunction with GoM- the alpha and omega of Nietzsche's relative sanity. Nietzsche doesn't persuade, he exhorts; he is not a philosopher but a belletrist, even an artist. Reading him *as* a philosopher almost insures that one will never get to the bottom of him: he's an odd duck, amazing, of an entirely different order. I'm wondering now if perhaps the best approach to him is through Stirner, but the thought of reading that *actual* philosopher again depresses me.

>>16767825
I'm literally shaking and crying right now.

>>16767817
Look at the back wall. That's not just coffee in that cup, but alcohol as well.

>>16767797
turn 180 and walk away and smile while going away thinking real happiness is not found in cheap sex

>>16767797
The Decline of the West from Oswald Spengler

>>16767797
The Flying Inn by G.K. Chesterton
it was fun

>>16767797
Where do I find a GF like this? Almost a 10/10 in my book aesthetics wise.
What ethnicity is this?

>>16767797
hop on pop by theodore geisel.

>>16767971
according to google reverse image search, she's zoia mossour, french/ukrainian

>>16767971
instagram thots like this suck camel dicks and get shit on by arab oil barons

>>16767797
Anna Karenina - FM Tolstoy
Now let's roll play, I'll be Levin and you Katerina

t. JUST

>>16768004
>french
dropped

>>16768009
Lord of the Rings
Now let's role play, I'll be Gollum and you'll be my precious

>>16767988
Damn, I guess I'm good at guessing ethnicities. I was guessing she was a Franc with a hint of slavic.
>>16768004
I wouldn't want a GF who is preoccupied with instashit. I'm interesting enough that she will want to be preoccupied with me and my adventures.

>>16767970
Napoleon of Notting Hill's my favorite of his novels. Nice to see he's being read here

>>16768010
what's wrong with french girls?

>>16768021
They only date blacks

>>16768030
>They only date blacks

>>16768021
not him but god it is hard to be an incel in France, I think it's probably the same in Italy, it wasn't as hard when I was in Spain, Germany, the UK or India (i move around a lot)
maybe it has to do with my taste in woman but it is insufferable here, I wish I could kiss half the women I see

>>16768021
whores

>>16767966
Comfy and fun, kind of like reading Jung but with a historiographical modular subtext rather than a psychological one. At least I thought so. Some good insights too.

>>16768021
Too fickle

>>16767797

>>16767797
>"I uh- *gulps* uhh... recently I r-read Lolita. It was uh- *sniffles* we-I mean v-very interesting, m'lady"

>>16768042
>it wasn't as hard when I was in Spain, Germany, the UK or India
So you're saying girls from here are ugly?
Why are you an incel anyway, just B.E yourself.
>>16768044
>as opposed to what other country

I read first 40 chapters of Count Monte Christo and got distracted/bored.
I think I need to start reading shorter books, because I drop them too often

>>16768210
Try novellas.

>>16768079
>So you're saying girls from here are ugly?
not necessarily, it's their way of being that is different

>>16767797
DON'T TALK TO ME YOUR HOOORE!

>>16768075
Kill yourself

>>16768330

>>16768030
Mutt's law confirmed again

>>16767957
What you mean is that the coffee she has is made haram by the addition of alcohol.

But you don't actually know if it has alcohol or not in the coffee, or do you?

>>16768398
He doesn't actually know, he's just a retard.

Why, Fear and Trembling of course.

>>16768402
No sir, retards know that they don't know.

>>16768398
Lookey here at the white knight defending his precious queen. Oh your perfect angel couldn't possibly have whisky in her coffee, no, shes pure! You're pathetic, I bet you'd let her go out for a night on the town with her girls and then spend the night trying to convince yourself shes just at the movies instead of getting drunk and hammered by men that don't respect her.

this has to be a russian woman right? Because for some reason russian guys are stupidly ugly but their women are either 11/10 or babushka

>>16768408
That was lovely

>>16768437
Is she muslim?

1984

>>16767797
Why does this picture makes me so man?

>>16768511
Because she is about to smile.

>>16768408
I really enjoyed this

>>16767797

>>16768613
Now THIS is based!

>>16768613
Absolutely basado

>>16767797
Butcher's Crossing

>>16767797
Pathoma. I hated it.

>>16767817
Caffeine products are haram for those with certain medical conditions like anxiety, insomnia. Alhamdulillah

>>16768774
Really???

>>16768830
Yes because if you are anxious person or struggle with sleeping, drinking caffeine will only worsen your condition or at least exacerbate it.Causing harm to yourself is haram.

>>16768774
Historically caffeine was haram, now it's considered halal. The reasoning is it's not an "intoxicant" like Alcohol or causes euphoria like Heroin. Great logic, speed is halal now.

>>16767839

>>16768867
It's still a stimulant that causes harm to those with sensitivities or medical conditions. People have also been hospitalized or even died from excessive caffeine. Being addicted to coffee everyday to wake you up does not sound healthy or virtuous to me.
I'm not saying it should be banned but one should be cautious on their intake

>>16768888
Nobody cares about muslims, let them harm themselves.

>>16768893
Don't be evil.

>>16768898
Ok Google, play despacito.

I've been forced to read non-fiction exclusively for the last 3 years and I'm not sure whether I even like reading anymore
But the last book I read was The Black Swan: The Impact of the Highly Improbable by Nassim Taleb

>Paradise Lost

Away from me, fowl beast

>>16768924
>Paradise Lost
is this doable for an ESL prole?

I haven't read a good book in about... 25 years, I'd say; I read a Hardy novel when I was in college and it was quite good. I haven't read a book since then that wasn't about some twenty-something slut having unprotected sex and then refusing to take responsibility when they get pregnant - and then they try to frame the whole situation as a work of art! Or it's about genital warts or something equally tiresome. I'm about ready to pass on.

>>16768924
>fowl beast

>>16768856
>Causing harm to yourself is haram
How does an infidel get a stacked mommy Muslim gf to nurture and care for him?

>>16768885
So basically Antonio Banderas

>>16768975
>Fowl

My phone posting failed me, but you had one job

>>16768259
Could you elaborate?

>>16768924
>fowl beast

>>16768613
/lit/ btfo?

>>16767797
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/235362665_The_Mating_Mind_How_Sexual_Choice_Shaped_the_Evolution_of_Human_Nature

>>16769337
IM GONNA COOOOOOOOM

>>16767965
Can’t you just have cheap sex while also being happy tho

>>16767797
The Thirty Years War: Europe's Tragedy. Still have a hundred pages or so left but it was a great read and much more balanced than I could hope for. No one was shit on unfairly and no one was jacked off.

>>16769337
How can people read this shit? Kys behaviorist.

>>16768867
I'm not sure about this but don't worry I'll fact check it myself.

>>16767797
the manuscript you sent me for feedback

Yesterday i finished L'etranger, and I haven't decided on what to read next between Joyce, Wilde, Voltaire, and Sartre. What do you recommend m'lady?

>>16768924
fucking toddy

>>16767817
Pbuh and based. Reminder, Guenon drank 15 cups of Turkish coffee daily and smoked two packs of cigarettes a day. Without the hookah and coffee, the world would be set back 1000 years.

>>16769835
Based speedrunning life

>>16769715
Not gay but to be quite honesty, I'm not the least bit turned on by a vagina. On the contrary, I'm actually quite turned off by them. I'm not gay though.

>>16769921
from the vast amounts of pornography I've watched most vaginas seem putrid

>>16767797
I've never read a good book. In fact, I've never actually read a book at all.
I own hundreds but I only like to look at books, talk about how I own books, and look down on people who own fewer books.
It's fulfilling enough, many people view me as scholarly.
The game of pretending to be well-read while in truth being a thumb-sucking retard is one-hundred times more exciting than "reading".
Sure, you can have a conversation about a book with a like-minded individual but imagine how much more dangerously intoxicating it is to pretend that you've ever even read a book!
Just the other day some foppish poseur asked me if I've read Carle, some funny little whimsy about a ravenous caterpillar, I said yes! How delightful!
When I told the buffoon that I quite enjoyed it I was nearly bursting.
The riskiest but most intense high is to simply make a book up!
I'd tell this cumrag that I've quite been enjoying John Abel Renault's newest novel "At The Impasse Of My Sanity" and squirm with delight as I describe something that doesn't even exist!
The greatest bit? With all of the time I've saved not reading I've been able to better hone my craft of pretending to read!
Simply delight.

>>16769946
That’s so sad. Genuinely sad

>>16768021
Toxoplasmosis. Around half the adults in France have it, disgusting beasts.

It is difficult to remember only good books, I can recaII books that are at least great.

>>16767797
WHAT DID YOU JUST ASK ME YOU DUMB CUNT? I DONT REMEMBER TELLING YOU THAT YOU COULD SPEAK TO ME AT THIS MOMENT! YOU WILL PAY GREATLY FOR THIS TERRIBLE THING YOU HAVE DONE TO ME NOW GO TO THE COUNTER AND APOLOGIZE TO THE OWNER. WHY DID YOU ACTUALLY DO THAT? WHY WOULD I LET YOU SPEAK TO ANOTHER MAN? SHAME ON YOU PAL YOU ARE REALLY GOING TO GET IT NOW! FROM NOW ON YOU ONLY GET 1 HOUR OF OUTDOOR ACTIVITES AND NO YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO LEAVE MY PROPERTY I WILL OPEN UP BLINDS SO YOU CAN SUNBATH TO EVEN OUT THAT HORRIBLE COLORING ACROSS YOUR BODY. YOU ABSOLUTELY DISGUST ME! YOU ARE NOT PRESENTABLE AT ALL YOU ARE DRESSED LIKE A HAPPY MEAL WHORE. DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT I GUESS SO TONIGHT YOU WILL BE MY WHORE AND I WILL BE THE PSYCHOTIC MAN THAT IS EAGER TO KILL BECAUSE APPARENTLY THAT IS THE LINE OF WORK YOU ARE LOOKING FOR. STOP CRYING AND NO I DONT CARE IF HE IS CALLING THE COPS.

>>16767797
Wonderland, Joyce Carol Oates. A few chapters run long, but the imagery is great and the characters are all compelling. Would recommend.

>>16768015
Ulysses
I'll be the river Liffey and you can be that wadded up scrap of paper. ~~(NLRP)~~

>>16767797
2666

>>16767797
The green eyes and dark hair combo kills me every time. It’s what the one who got away had.

Bluebeard by Kurt Vonnegut

COME ON LADS LET'S TEACH THIS WHORE A LESSON!!!!

>>16768830
Only for Sunni arabs. Coffee is halal if you're not an arab ludite.

A personal matter

>>16770431
YEAH LET'S FUCKING ATTACK HER!!!!!

>>16771436
"That sounds neat anon, what's it about?"
"Oh...."

>>16767797
I just finished Player Piano. My little smooth brain loves Vonnegut's books, his concepts don't give me sensory overload. Self-contained, short chapters are all I can handle.

I figure a few more months, and I'll be ready to read my first big boy novel. Not long after, I'll hopefully be published!

>>16767797
Sorry I'm leaving. I have to return some videotapes.

>>16768210
You should look into audiobooks. I found myself drifting off on long books or getting impatient if the book dragged on and on. But I found out that listening to them rather than directly reading them made it more palatable and easy to finish

>>16767797
Bang! by Roosh V

>>16767797
the vagina monologues, now lets go back to my room and fuck

>>16772007
YES CUM INSIDE HER!!! UNLEASH YOUR CUM!!!!!

>>16767797
Why is she so beautiful bros?

>>16769027
Sometimes when I type on my phone I mean to say fuck but it autocorrects it to duck. It doesn’t really matter though because in either case it’s fowl language.

Pierre; or, The Ambuguities

>>16772216
DUCK YOU

>>16767797
Lolita

>>16767797
Your diary :3

>>16767797
The Unabomber manifesto by Ted Kaczynski

The Sun Also Rises, by Ernest Hemingway

>>16767797
Hyperion and its sequel. I am currently reading Infinite Jest and it is honestly a bit of a chore. Certain chapters are fun but the disjointed nature of the book makes it hard to get through

>>16768017
Narcissist

>>16772471
Not me

>>16769946
Vaginas are meant to be fucked, not looked at.

>>16773179
>lips look like labia
>female humans attract males with red colour on them to suggest said effect even more
what did evolution mean by this?

>>16768030
i love french girls. i fucked more french girls that girls from my country.

>>16767797
this girl looks from uk not france tho

>>16767988
>french/ukrainian
Best combo, sign me up.

>>16767797
>last good book
You mean complete or in progress?
If complete - Rise of Endymion, and thus concluded Hyperion Cantos.
If in progress - The Rules of Management by Templar.

T.F. Powys' Unclay was a delightful read, my dear. Excellent capture of the peculiarity of the British country dwellers, with a hint of mythology and a humorous touch. Currently I am captivated by Borislav Pekics Houses, the story of a man truly in love with his vocation, the building of houses. So far, it is wonderful, but my final verdict is not out yet. Why don't you join me at my place and we read the last pages of Houses together?

>>16767797
The Mythos of the 20th century.

Probably Phaedo, or Disgrace if we're talking fiction.

>>16773029
I just finished this too, what did you like about it? I thought it was nice enough but I don't know if I really understood it. I felt a sense of forboding throughout the whole book (don't know if I imagined it) but nothing really seemed to happen. I did like the bull fighting though. And the part where Jake compared the tense dinner to dinners during the war.

>>16767802
I checked Amazon and was not disappointed

>>16767797
The Best Times, JDP

>>16773426
How do you know

>>16769946
But escargot's delish, anon!

>>16767797