/lit/ - Literature

Could we maybe talk about literature for a change?

NUMERO UNO BITCHES

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>>1674618

Why would we do that?

it would be really cool if /lit/ had mods

Im still not included... fuck sake.

Feels good bro

also

ONE BITCHES

I've noticed you making a lot - a very, very lot - of typing errors today. Maybe you always do and I just skip your posts. But if not, y u off ur gaem?

>>1674647
>>1674647
me?
very tired, had a long day and thinking about hitting the hay
not feeling too great man
just a little down ya dig?

>complain about /lit/ being shit
>make /b/ thread in /lit/

>>1674662
Thanks for the explanation. Go rest, you'll feel better / more equipped to deal with whatever it is after you've woken up.

I hate you and all your posts - I'd love to never see your trip or name again - but you're still a human being and dammit I hope you feel better.

>>1674683
i need love anon-san.

>>1674697
Kill yourself, faggot.

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bastard is pretty great but i'm worried that goblin won't live up to it

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why do tripfags post the same thing every day?

Is Brownie going to quit /lit/ every day now?

I'll see your shit posts tomorrow, Brownie.

>>1674643
TWO BITCHES

>come to /lit/
>tripfags down at the ol' watering hole to fish for compliments & engage in a tender circle jerk
>mfw I'm not surprised

Keep it classy, /lit/erates.

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I'd like to thank the Academy...

why isn't o-ring syd

>>1676008
this

BUMP

i would contend that saging each reply is a really cheap way of doing this but i'm no fan of greentext trheads so honestyly i'm torn

>>1676015
YEEEAH BROWNBEAR IS LEAVIN' FOREVERRRR, DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO HIS BABBY'S FIRST LITERATURE SHIT ANYMORE

I saw this thread earlier today, before i went to work. I thought to myself, "thats a rather brazen claim to make, BrownBear, considering how slow this board moves." Now he'll have to eat his words, or else just post in hypocrisy.

>>1676024
I know it is, but I posted >>1674683 with the intention of doing this after he let the thread drift off a few pages. 40 is a lot, and no way I was chancing it. It still took dedication, I'd say.

>>1676036

reckon that's fair, big ups anon

Screen Cap.

>my face when brownbear comes back just as whiny as ever tomorrow
Seriously, don't feed the crybabby

HOREY SHEET

Fuck that Brownbear is a wingeing piece of shit.

This place is more fun without tripfags. Runs better without them.

>this board has turned to shit
>Makes a thread complaining about how shitty this board is, then makes the whole purpose of the thread to count.
Wow, you're retarded. The board is so shitty because of self-important pricks like you complaining about the quality of the board and then making threads worse than everything else.
You ruined this board.

>>1676103
You're impressed by a person who waited til the thread was several pages back, and then counted to 40 by using sage?
It was probably brownbear who did that, since he can't make an interesting thread so he tried to stir up some controversy.

>>1676177
>>1676177
>mfw I'm Brownbear for trying to embarrass or 1-up him or whatever I was doing.

>>1676191
>Lying to cover his previous lie.

>>1676177
I don't think BB dared anon to count to 40, and then proceeded to count to 40, as anon.

... but hey, conspiracies, whatever.

>>1676197
>Doombear thinks I don't know he' in on it to.
What, you bears stick together? Fucking racists.

>>1676222
>bearforce1 up in this shit

>>1676222
>bearforce1 up in this shit

you saged it to 40?
try again bros

>>1676247
weak.

... but hey, what else could we expect?

>>1676249
>>1676249
i didn't expect much from /lit/
i thought someone would eventually sage it, then i thought again and realised no one would think it counted or be stupid enough to do it.

i was wrong

>>1676253
>>1676253
You made a foolish boast, and now you won't live up to your end of the bargain.

Essentially you're welching on a bet.

>>1676255
>>1676255
sage doesn't count bro, i would assume that was apparent

>>1676256
I make no assumptions, or presumptions of any kind, I only know what you said. You weren't that clever, now pay the devil his due, or post in hypocrisy.

>>1676258
>>1676258
ahhhh it was you who posted the numbers, taking it from the fact you were the first to reply after 40 consecutive sages when the thread was a few pages back.

nah i'm good, try and do it without a sage and maybe we'll talk

>>1676259
wasn't me, bro, I just lurk here a lot
... actually, I had just gotten back from work and saw that on the front page.
It made my night, I'll tell you.

>>1676261
>>1676261
how did you see the 40 posts on the front page if they were saged and you were the first to reply?

>>1676262
actually, you're right, it wasn't on the front...
I was plumbing the depths to bump the vidya thread where I called D&E a pedant earlier.

You'll see the last post I made, before I went to work, in that very same thread... if you care to check.

>>1676262
what are you still doing here, Brownie? Don't you have a flight to Mantua to catch?

>>1676263
>>1676263
but then why didn't the anon who saged reply before you?
the person who posted after you did it 20 minutes later meaning they saw it when it was on the front page

>>1676270
I don't know man, I didn't do it.
I just popped in to point, and laugh.
I honestly couldn't give a flying fuck what you do.

you lost, silly rabbit.

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how about no

>>1676278
If I were in your shoes, BB, I would stand by my word. Obviously, we're not the same person, I expect I'll probably be seeing you around.

That being said, and despite what you may assume from my trip, I don't find you or your posts to be particularly cancerous by any means. You seem distinctly human, compared to some of the other trips, perhaps a little self absorbed... but whatever.

I'm just as flawed.

Anyway, I imagine you'll be seeing a lot of that screencap in the future.

>>1676278
how about we look at the name of the persons who counted to 40?

Oh, they were all named Anonymous.

That meets the guidelines you set.

Now get the fuck out of here.

>>1676278

Holy shit...you're STILL on /lit/??? When do you sleep?
I'd assert that there is not one person posting on 4chan who is more in need of a ban than you.

>>1676283
dude,he just got back on, maybe twenty minutes ago...this board just moves that slow.

speaking of sleep, I'll see where this thread gets to after I've had some.

I think it's time for you to man up and fuck off, BB.

You lost the game.

>>1676282
>>1676282
with a sage!
let me guess you think proxy combos are real too?

>>1676283
>>1676283
its 12pm here
woke up like 11 ish, watched the end of To Kill a Mockingbird then hopped on here

>>1676289
>>1676289
samefagging in the thread bro
i'd stop that if i were you

>>1676301
I'm sorry, I can't understand a word your saying. All I hear is "boo hoo hoo! no it doesn't count you mean doo-doo heads!"

ITT: Brownie is a lying faggot

Why are you acting like such a little bitch about this? You said the board is shit, you said you'd go if anon could count to 40. Why stay?

>>1676306
>>1676306
because i'm the hero /lit/ needs and deserves
i'm a silent guardian
a watchful protector
a dark knight.

and it is shit that's why you need me to improve it!
and the first thing i can do is let you know that combos that are done by proxy or saged when the topic is off page 0 do not count.

>>1676304
>>1676304
you hear the words on your screen now?
i read them personally

How did we get to 40? Most of the time people can't even get to 10.

>>1676306
Brownie is gay for /lit/

without us he'd have nobody to talk to

>>1676309
>>1676309
some guy saged 40 posts when it was on like page 8 or 9 im guessing, then he claimed it was a real combo

mfw

ITT: brownbear is a pussy who backs out on promises because he's terrified of leaving /lit/

>>1676315
>>1676315
>promises

Faggot. You need to go now.

>>1676312
the blood from your anus cannot be held within the boundaries of your diaper. if anyone wanted you here, they would have stopped it. the count could have been broken at any time. why wasn't it?

>if you guys can count to 40 I'll leave forever
>done. now get out
>NUH UH THAT DOESN'T COUNT

>>1674614
Brownbear, all your faggy friends are over at /litclub/ why don't you just hang out there for ever and not talk about books, and leave us to not talk about books, but without the tripfag drama.

Oh BB! I Hope you've learned something today...
(Nah, not really)

A POST IS A POST, IRRESPECTIVE OF WHETHER IS HAS BEEN SAGED, OR SAGGED.

THERE WAS 40 CONSECUTIVE POSTS, FROM 1-40 WITH SINGLE NUMBERS IN EACH POST.

THEY FOLLOWED YOUR INSTRUCTIONS TO THE POINT BROWNBEAR.

Bye bye, brownbear.

He's like Mubarak refusing to leave or something.

I mean literally we got the 40 in a row we have the right to get rid of him by any means necessary now if he doesn't stop posting.

>>1676350
how can BrownBear leave /lit/?

He still has so many shit posts to make!

>>1676316

>i will quit it and never post here again if anonymous can count to 40, consequently with single numbers in each post

all this thread is doing is proving that browngay is a faggot loser who can't bring himself to leave this board because his failtrolls are the only light in his pathetic life

somebody needs to screencap the OP, the 40 consecutive posts, and the subsequent pussying out by brownarse so that we have proof and can just sagebomb any future brownbear thread with the pic

SUCCESSFUL TROLL IS SUCCESSFUL

Brownbear can't leave /lit/.

Brownbear IS /lit/.

Non literature troll thread has over 100 posts

Fucking look at yourselves anons, you're the fucking problem. I'm seriously contemplating tripping and running rings around you retards like the current trips do.

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>>1676374
yo shitface, nobody's fooled