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Which /lit/ character would you most like to have accompany you in real life? For me, it's gotta be JEEVES. This chappie is so bally humorous, I swear that each time he opens his mouth I am positively compelled to burst out in guffaws. Not to mention that his quick wit could have saved me not a bit of struggle at times when I found myself knee deep in the bouillon and tossed about by lifes bally cruel taste in justice

>> No.16761033

Virgil

>> No.16761111

>>16761033
Not a bad choice I suppose, deucedly stern chappie all told, but I wager he'd keep the old soul from slipping into the mire, so to speak

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>>16761016
>>16761111

>> No.16761906

Well, Jeeves, it seems our old thread is about waist-deep in the bouillon right about now, that's deucedly saddening old chappie
"Might I suggest a Bump, sir?"
Jeeves, you're bally brilliant!

>> No.16761920

>>16761906
God this is depressing.

>> No.16761927

>>16761920
Yah!

>> No.16761943
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>>16761906
Just go back already.

>> No.16761958

>>16761943
Yah!

>> No.16761967

>>16761958
Serious advice. Buy a toupee and better clothes. You were not like me. That is for sure, but you could still improve yourself a bit.

>> No.16761975

>>16761967
Yah!

>> No.16762030

>>16761967
What the deuce did you mean by this, btw?

>> No.16762037

>>16761016
I really just wanna ride around and listen to Jim Casey babble about. That or go fishing with Santiago.

>> No.16762060

>>16762030
You can't possibly with a straight face believe I ever had funny with any of your family. Any of the girls here would be out of their minds with rage if they had to sit at that fucking table listening to those dweebs.

>> No.16762075

>>16762060
Huh?

>> No.16762078
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16762078

For me it's gotta be Yōzō from the novel No Longer Human written by Osamu Dazai.
I think it would be rather refreshing to hear his thoughts through the day, though a bit depressing.

>> No.16762591

>>16761016
Bertie. He's more affable compared to stuffy old Jeeves. Bertie could be my wingman in Edwardian England. We'd hit the Drones Club together, and josh around for a bit. Get drunk, make fun of Gussie, that sort of thing. And then we'd cruise the streets later in the evening to pick up some bitches and head back to Bertie's crib where we proceed to give them the old in-and-out, if you catch my drift. Then we'd just get drunk and pass out with our hoes, only to be awoken by Jeeves next morning, standing over us with his tray of proprietary hangover drinks, trying to contain his impish smile when he sees the naked girls in our bed.

>> No.16763234

>>16761111
so you're keeping this character up all thread eh? Alright, checked btw

>> No.16763240

>>16762060
>>16762075
Schizos meeting
-Internet, 2020

>> No.16764499
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>That which exists without my knowledge, exists without my consent.

Aye, Judge.

>> No.16764556

I would also like Jeeves because he could solve all of my problems

>> No.16765371

>>16763240
That guy isn't a schizo. Just some geek fuckwad that likes a baby book for jizz drinkers. See >>16761920