/lit/ - Literature

>>16748177
Have sex

>>16748182
dont know how

you wanna know the secret to getting laid for men like us?

wear graphic tees with very slightly niche subjects. i'm not even kidding. i was a 28 year old KHV and bought a bunch of anime shirts from etsy (legend of the galactic heroes, dorohedoro, yokohama kaidashi kiko, Etc.) basically, not shounen shit.

within a month a girl came up to me and complimented me on my LotGH shirt and said that I was cool as fuck. i figured this would be my one chance so I asked for her number and she said yes. i fucked her a week later and we got in a relationship 3 weeks later and we're still dating. i remembered crying when I got home after I fucked her for the first time since it was so cathartic and I didn't think I'd ever get laid in my life. i had been dressing myself like a tryhard on /fa/, when all I really needed to do was have my autism on full display. This whole idea about subduing yourself or "hiding your powerlevel" on this site is complete fucking nonsense.
Just be a faggot like me.

>>16748218
Doesn't work for me bro but good advice. Self-actualize

>>16748218
Wisdom.

I met a kid at work who used to read all the hypebeast crap and be into all the dumb /fa/ shit, he even insulted me for saying I like Vans. The funny thing was that he always bitched about how he was 26, but still hadn't had sex. Air Yeezys may be popular in the virgin community, but for people who have sex, Vans are fine.

If you're a skater dress like a skater, if you're a weeb dress like a weeb, if you're a homosexual dress like /fa/. You have to dress a way that synchronizes with who you are, not clashes with it.

>>16748218

advertising yourself as easy to manipulate is basically the only functional gameplan, regardless of the form that takes.

>>16748230
Maybe don't wear the shirt covered in lolis.

don't have sex is bad for your health, reabsorb your semen into your pineal gland

>>16748218
I can only see this working if it's the equivalent of having a triforce on your shirt vs having Link slashing his sword or having the Owl Cave symbol on your shirt vs a jpg of the arm and Mike

>>16748273
Damn i hadn't thought about it but might try

>>16748177
Getting laid is a bad idea. You should remain celibate and only pursue a woman that evokes true love rather than physical lust.

>>16748177
>>16748199
Ngl this is pretty funny.

>>16748381
>not physically lusting after your true love
You truly live in a dark timeline.

>>16748218
This LITERALLY happened to me, but instead of anime it was Rich Evans from Red Letter Media, and instead of a girl it was Rich Evans from Red Letter Media.

>>16748177
That last line of Nietzsche is very true. Freud obscenely plagiarized his crude misinterpretation of Nietzsche and Schopenhauer and then said he never read them.

>>16748503

You have poor reading comprehension

>>16748562
Creep

>>16748562
I most certainly do not. You have poor ideology.

>>16748537
shouldn't have laughed as hard at this as I did

>>16748177
>>16748199
Most of these comics are cringe, but I actually chortled at this one

>>16748177
Just go out and let go of all fear. I lost my virginity after being rejected and that same day saying "fuck it" and just aggressively coming onto the first girl who showed interest in me that day.

>>16748655
>>16748458

>>16750469

>>16748218
but i only have a Lain shirt...

>>16748836
I bet you were half my age chad. Because girls don't show interest in you at my age.

>>16750474
kek this was good

>>16750732
i like the stoics

>>16750984

>>16750986
>>16750984
>lose
>say ez anyway

>>16748177

"The rational male"

>>16751396
hmm gonna have a look
thanks

>>16748218
This is a psy-op, don’t trust this fag trying to humiliate us

>>16748218
I can attest to that. I'm /fa/ and /fit/ but it's the spergs that get attention from the ones i know

>>16748177
Who are these comics from ?

>>16751578
https://existentialcomics.com/archive

There are no books that can help you in your predicament, if you're average or bellow average in the looks department (bottom 80% of male population in 2020) it's OVER

>>16748218

>28 year old virgin gets 1 (ONE) girl
>fancies himself an expert on getting laid

>>16748218
>i remembered crying when I got home after I fucked her for the first time since it was so cathartic and I didn't think I'd ever get laid in my life.
HAHAHAHA I'm virgin but you'll always be a virgin mentally

>>16748537

>>16751501
No it's got the right amount of sad to be real. Once you pay enough attention you will understand most human interactions are that sad.

>>16748537
Can you believe he is over 40?

>>16748177
which books i should read to get steps on how to gulag internet comic makers

>>16748218
How tall are you?

>>16750698
Go for older women they just want stamina

>>16748218
If this wasn't a copypasta it is now

harry potter unironically

>>16748218
I didn't get laid until I accepted myself. I was always trying to improve thinking I had to meet some retarded standard for women to like me, but these standards were all fabricated by myself with the assistance of some incel forums of course.
thinking (if I read the greeks surely I'll be worthy of love, if I can bench 250 lbs surely I'll be worthy, if I abstain for masturbating for 3 months surely I'll be worthy, If I clear my acne surely I'll be worthy, etc.).
Eventually I accepted the reality of the situation, I'll never be worthy of love, I'll never be a particularly happy individual. So I told this girl on tinder (pretty hot) I was dying inside and hadn't left my house for 5 years (exaggeration) two days later I was railing her on her parents couch.
You might notice the powerful (schizophrenic) energy of this post (very perceptive of you), but you'll never be like me but the point is you should accept yourself for what you are or you'll forever be chasing the dragon

>>16748218
Show LoGH shirt or GTFO.

100 years of solitude

>>16751319
>>16751328
This is a really fun type of failure at his job. Way more interesting than what the communists do.

>>16748218
>>16754975
Seconding this

How can Wagner ever recover?

>>16755901
here comes the bride
all dressed in WHITE

>>16748218
>>16754919
These both read like something Costanza would say in a modern seinfeld.

>>16751686
I would rather read his advice than some normalfags who can not comprehend world were there are virgins.

>>16748177
If nothing else, save up some money and fuck a whore. Get it over with. Get the poison out of your system.

>>16756989
Right on the money
Deep down we all have a George inside of us
It's time to give in, and let him out

>>16748177
bukowski

>>16748218
didn't happen

>>16748218
i want to believe this is real