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First it was Infinite Jest, then Moby Dick what's the next book lit obsess over?

>> No.16740080

>>16740035

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>>16740080
Did the motherfucking file really not post?

>> No.16740090

>>16740035
Pale Fire

>> No.16740316

>>16740090
Not good enough to be a meme imo

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>>16740035
ham on rye

>> No.16741035

your moms fat ass

>> No.16741043

>>16740035
Lol he literally my diary'd her

>> No.16741061

>>16740035
I don't have a diary so I can't do it as cleanly as Tolstoy but I have a terrible habit of immediately confessing my worst past transgressions to new girlfriends

Usually they pretend to be unbothered at the time but more than once they've admitted after we broke up that it changed how they looked at me

>> No.16741065

>>16741061
Give examples of some of these confessions

>> No.16741174

>>16741065
Got fired from my job for what essentially amounted to incompetence but tell everyone I just "wanted a change"

Didn't have my first kiss until age 20

Got caught jacking off in backseat on a family road trip at age 17

Fairly mild stuff but the totality of it makes me look like even more of a loser than I already am

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>>16741174
>Got caught jacking off in backseat on a family road trip at age 17

>> No.16741213

>>16741061
that's why you tell that shit to a priest

>> No.16741225

>>16741065
>>16741209
"Fairly mild stuff"
This is actually worse than impregnating hookers and having gambling debts. At least people like that LIVED. You're just pathetic and apparently also retarded

>> No.16741229

>>16741225
no arguments here

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>>16741174

>Got caught jacking off in backseat on a family road trip at age 17

Have you tried not blurting out these kind of intimate details?

Also have you tried not being a weird loser?

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>>16741174

>Got caught jacking off in backseat on a family road trip at age 17

Can you PLEASE elaborate on on this one