/lit/ - Literature

>>16734777
Pewdiepie is an asshole who is a good yter?

>>16734783
paperbackdreams

>>16734786
I'm not watching that hoe I could troll her tho

>>16734777
>BWWWWWWOOOOOOOOONNNNNGGGGGGGGG

OH HERRO, RELCOME TO MY BROOK SHOW!

>>16734777
Finnigans Wake

>>16734797
What yter should I troll butts?

>>16734777
I can't stand his accent/speech impediment. Pronouncing 'th' as 'd' just screams of unintelligence to me.

>>16734805
Nah it's a cute coddled life

>>16734805
So what? He can write better proses than you.

>>16734777
Stop posting this faggot's face.

>>16734812
>this garbage actually gets published.

>>16734842
>published

>>16734786
This bitch is terribly arrogant fuck you

>>16734786
That and she has a hormonal imbalance, too much testosterone

>>16734878
how is she arrogant? she's nice! :3

>>16734783
why? pewds is based

>>16734794
lol based

>>16734777
who's this chinaman

>>16734884
She's ambitious asf, outwardly even more so. That and she was rude to me

>>16734919
He was rude multiple times and still had the balls to ask me for something.

>>16734927
A bigger westerner than you lol historically and contemporarily

I WANT TO GAPE HIS ASSHOLE WITH MY 8 INCH MONSTER COCK SO FUCKING BAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I LOVE ASIAN FEMBOY SLUTS

>>16734884
She's a fucking whore that likes being choked too wtf

>>16734935
i am a proud non-westerner, fag

>>16734931
>He was rude multiple times and still had the balls to ask me for something.
I don't know what you are talking about but whatever it is it proves he is indeed based.

>>16734786
Offer more sacrifices

>>16734945
Be so but don't be racist

>>16734949
He said he lost and has a tiny dick. Even made me a video explaining it. I used to love him but he's dumb asf now

I need more yter sacrifices!

>>16734954
how was i racist? honestly asking

>>16734954
He lost what? You sound schizophrenic anon...

>>16734945
Doth thou poo in thee loo?

>>16734962
Just saying anything racially related I mean. It's worse than a hylic desu because it's almost entierly sociologically-derived.

>>16734966
I sound like the winningest person in history. Now offer me sacrifices!

>>16734972
Shut up opoop

Let me have sex with him

>>16734972
>believing non-westerners have the need to pee
you have a lot to learn, fellow unevolved

Is it a requirement for women on yt to have ridiculous testosterone levels?

>>16734975
how's that racist but saying irishman or frenchman isn't??

>>16734777
Let me fuck his boy pussy rc waldun i want you on my cock

>>16734983
Are you saying my boy don't poop?

>>16734990
I already clarified my point about it being racial but nobody addendums man after those words

>>16734995
lol you even have a name for it, why don't you raise it as your son you disgusting faggot

>>16734998
luckily you didn't wasted those trips, fag

>>16734995
>>16735002
Yeah poop was made up by the huwhite man to control us

>>16735002
>>16735006
>>16735018
You don't need to lie to hang

what's going on here

>>16735028
im horny

>>16734777
>aristotle
>tough
what?

>>16734931
>That and she was rude to me
Details?
Please
>>16734942
>She's a fucking whore that likes being choked too wtf
Proof?
Preferably video

>>16734794

>>16734935
>>16734954
>>16734975
>>16734998
fuck off, chang

>>16735075
我是寒 hoe boy

>>16735048
You have to know her and I'm not saying anything

>>16734777
Simulacra and Simulation by Jean Baudrillard

I've read it numerous times but god damn...his prose is just excessively dense sometimes...maybe its the translation

Theory of Games and Economic Behavior - Von Neumann
The Almagest - Ptolemy

Basically any astronomy/astrophysics book or any mathematical book.

In terms of non-mathematical stuff, I would say The Organon takes the cake :3

>>16735075
>racism out of /b/

>>16735215
>owww, my gaping curryhole is bleeding!

>>16734783
Drew gooden

>>16734783
Aba&peache

>>16734783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag29XrOLiI8
this faggot has such narrow shoulders
his analysis of the book is as if he only read the Wikipedia article
i want to cut this faggot's head off

>>16734975
Oh no, a schizo gnostic. Please take your meds

>>16734812
what the fuck is this shit? who wrote this? i want to cut this faggot's head off. post more excerpts pls

>>16735317
Seethe.

>>16735320
It's from The Learned Disguise by esteemed polymath R.C Waldun, who is pictured in OP.

>>16735351
>esteemed polymath
what does he do other than write and make youtube videos ?
also, he isn't the worst of the booktubers
some are so bad i dream of dismembering them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JopR-biL0I4

>>16735351
>esteemed polymath

Woah, no way

>>16735377
>>16735432
I would recommend R.C's amazing and erudite videos on the topic of becoming a polymath. Inspired by Da Vinci, R.C deftly defines what it takes to become a polymath. Truly a scintillating way to spend some time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVAs3aJHBmA

>>16734794

>>16734777
Of all the booktubers of all time (so far) he seems like the most 'complete' human being - by far. Skilled, tough, smart, well dressed, attractive, extensive world travels and has lived in the 3rd world for long periods, speaks multiple languages, tea appreciator, noted flaneur, studied sciences and arts, published author, renaissance man, etc.
You can tell he genuinely has his shit together, like he could probably be a millionaire running just about any business, if he wanted.
Are there any other booktubers that impressive?

>>16735464
God if you're trying to poison my opinion of him you're doing a good job but he's not a bad guy

>>16735472
I agree with your assessment, finding myself concurring . R.C is young as well. It is simply astonishing that he as managed to achieve so much in such a little amount of time. They say the muses only bestow their gifts rarely, and R.C has been gifted immensely! His proses read like something belonging rightfully in the canon of great literatures. I cannot wait to see what he will write next!

>>16735464
we need to bring back using humans as lab test subjects so i can pour industrial solvents over him
>>16735484
>>16735472
are you guys joking? sure he's better than most booktubers but he's no genius. a midwit at best, i'd say
this man, however, is a god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpcggyIPB5Q

>>16735492
How can a midwit write proses like this???

lol which one of you faggots is this???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBCQJ_4Pu4U&feature=emb_title

>>16735492
He hasn't posted in six months. You have to let go

>>16735498
is english his second language? why does it feel like he's making so many grammatical mistakes? is he actually messing up or does he just write really awkward sentences?
>>16735506
:(

>>16735498
A Portrait of the Polymath as a young STEM student

>>16735530
Severely based. Honestly his work is just overflowing with pure intellect.

>>16735492
I assure you that I am earnest for my praise of RC. I suspect that many among yourselves find yourselves in resentment at a young man getting his proses published while your dreams remain all but unfulfilled.

Life changing video. I was honestly in disbelief. Could it be that we have before our very eyes a mind like that of Goethe?

>>16735549
He's a kid fuck off

>>16735504
ahahah RC actually commented on that. Holy fuck, you can tell he was crying as he wrote it.
>This is gold.
Laughing off criticism makes me hate this guy.

>>16735553
He's 21.

>>16735560
that's 9 in chink years
>>16735555
>L'Academie
pls tell me he isn't pretending to know french
pls tell me he knows at least some french

>>16735560
Are you under 25?

>>16734777
House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski

>>16735566
Just barely. Are you?
t. someone, who even at 19, could have written circles around all you pseuds.

>>16735573
Then shouldn't you be studying?

plz don't bully him anons

>>16735580
What are you, a polymath?

>>16734777
The Learned Disguise. It's a must read. Inspired by Goethe's Faust, The Learned Disguise is a literary portrait of a young man's journey of dealing with inner conflicts, falling in love, and discovering his life's calling as a writer.

>>16735583
I'm a monolingual chink

>>16735584
>The Learned Disguise
i don't get it
he's disguising himself as someone who is learned?
so he's just being pretentious?
did he intentionally label his main character as pretentious?
>>16735582
no

>>16735582
I genuinely feel like he might kill himself if he finds these threads. He might do it anyway, once he inevitably realises just how fucking bad he is at writing.

>>16735594
He lives a nice comfy life. I think he can bear a lot before he has to take a plunge into the abyss.

>>16735584
>Arthur Forrest is the name of the protagonist. He was but a young scholar, confined to his own skull, as his intellectual pursuits slowly drained the vibrancy of his youth. Abroad, his life appeared orderly and dignified, but soon all composure slowly withered as he sensed the presence of Veda.

Inspired by Goethe's Faust, The Learned Disguise is a literary portrait of a young man's journey of dealing with inner conflicts, falling in love, and discovering his life's calling as a writer.
wait this is the actual description
i thought you were kidding holy fuck
>Inspired by Goethe's Faust
oh no no no no
>He was but a young scholar,
nooooo no no no
>as he sensed the presence of Veda.
noooooooo no no no no
>his life's calling as a writer.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no no no

For real, if this nigga actually read all of Gravity's Rainbow, then he should at least know how to fucking use spellcheck and the proper use of a comma.

>>16735599
his normie hyper-sincerity might save him from the abyss, you're right

>>16735504
>writes his first book
>it's about the path to becoming a writer
how did he write about becoming a writer if he wasn't a writer yet?
shouldn't a writer's last book be about how they became a writer?
what is this nigga doing?

>>16735600
IT is a calling. You wouldn't understand. It's a spiritual calling you feel in your soul. Your mind overflows with words and thoughts that you can only respect by putting them to paper. The writer yields many powerful tools; the tools to make people cry or laugh, or smile and explode with glee. It's something not many people have the courage to embark on.

>>16735612
Meanwhile watching yt videos is a plunge into the limits of human sadism

>>16735614
It's called speed run pathing experiments. Popular among zoomers

>>16735617
I cannot but help to concur with you, Anon. Certainly, he doesn't have the talent of some for crafting enormous, fantastical worlds of imagination. But what does he have? A sharp set of eyes, with whom he can capture the tumultuous and beautiful world in which we live.

>>16735638
yea :^(

>>16735096
>I'm not saying anything, I'm just vaguely implying that I know her and she's a horrible person with no proof

>>16735646
I wholeheartedly agree with you. This young man posseses within him a sense of the effervescent insight of the indescribable which leaks and ebbs from the immaterial substance of Mana that pervades the green world. The craft of writing has called upon him to create words, worlds, universes that are within and without our compass of imagination. I can tell that he will be the next John Green, the next prophet and seer who will announce to posterity the indescribable experience of being a human, a butterfly, a flower. Ching chang chung...the One...Zhuang, Zhung, Zhing...The tears will they be of happiness, of sorrow, of pleasure or of dog meat??

>>16735674
kek

>>16735650
>>16735638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVUqU96W1_E

>>16735670
Well I've spoken to her face-to-face multiple times about deep subjects and you haven't so fuck off.

HOT NEW R.C JUST UPLOADED
/OURPOLYMATH/ IS UNDERGOING SOME SERIOUS CHANGES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAxfg0spxB4

>literally just more cope, you can tell he is flustered af over that youtube review of his book

>>16734794

>>16735698
>a story a day
god, have mercy upon us

>>16734777
my diary desu

>>16735698
sounds like good practice

desu i was a shit writer at 20. stopped writing for 2 years. tried again at 22, was much better, got published in short story mag

it might be because of some mental maturity that develops between these ages, or that i was reading very good writing throughout it

>>16735698
He’s so talented! So dreamy too.

>>16735748
How good is your proses?

>tough books to read
Coronameron

>>16735698
based!

I think Waldun can be one of /ourguys/ if we just redpilled him.

>>16735803
he and Quentin should collaborate.

>>16735820
if they met they would inevitably have gay anal intercourse

>>16735803
I live in his city, if I ever see him flaneuring his way about Melbourne I'll redpill him.

>>16735698
how does he get it right each and every single time?

>>16735884
It's easy for a polymath to make riveting content!

>>16735906
woah, he's a polymath too?!

>>16735825
that would be based

>>16734794
kek

>>16735504
This is my greatest nightmare. After heavily dedicating a large proportion of your useful lifespan investing in literature, you spend a sizable chuck of that time pouring out those virgin book ideas and prose you've have bubbling up into a novella. Then when you've finally published it and you've felt a sense of accomplishment very few people get to experience, your entire worldview gets shattered. That part of your soul you've released to the world is being torn to shreds by the masses. You get the privilege of re-evaluating every single interaction you've ever had with a teacher, a fellow student, your friends, your parents, who now you think might all agree that you're actually retarded, and went along with the act to make you feel better. Your entire life was a lie, and you didn't do anything but try your best.
I would not consider myself to be suicidal, but that shit would easily push me off the edge. The only consolation this guy has is the 500 views. This video could honestly either make his career, or bring about his ego death. Not many people get to experience that, so I guess that's something.

>>16736123
who the fuck gets their self-esteem crushed by some ”muh female characters” fat idiot? Yes, his book was probably bad and judging by the excerpts it was probably really bad, but if he has already written another book then he can easily justify that he is now much better and that the criticisms aimed at his first book are not towards him right now, but something he was. At least this is how I can bear the cringe of some of the stuff I wrote in high school, it’s no problem

>>16735504
>That guys 26
What the fuck went wrong

>>16736187
Oh no no no no no

>>16735504
>be a fat neck beard
>pick on a book by a 20 year old

>>16736187
He would look better if he put on a learned disguise

>>16736245
>NOOOOO NOT MY HECKING 20 YEAR OLDINOOOP
>NOT MY HECKING YOUTUBERINOOOO
>NOT MY FAVORITE PSEUD WRITER
>NOOOO YOU CANT JUSY MAKE FUN OF MY FAVORITE PROSES WRITER

>>16736259
t. Fat neck beard

>>16736187
>>16736225
>>16736245
hello waldun

>>16736257
kek

>>16734794
top fucking kek

>>16736257
>a learned disguise
Laughable book title lmao

>>16735594
he almost certainly has read these threads, because they must popup if he googles his own name, which I am sure he has

>>16735582
Sorry, RC. Good luck with the next book

I posted this lil nigga last week as a joke and since then I swear I see many threads about him. I had never seen them before in my however many years of browsing lit. Please don't bully him. Please, please. This is making me feel guilty now and I feel like a dick.

>>16736345
his blood is on your hands

>>16736345
You aren't special retard
This board have been throwing shat at him from quite sometime.

>>16736345
You have started this because he is a chink

>>16736345
imma let this lil chigga know that he's made it now that /lit/ is memeing on him.

>>16736356
Thank the fucking Lawd then lad. Thought his blood would be on my hands

>>16736345
Yes and I thought he was a cute girl at first. Now I can clearly see that's not the case.

>>16736345
He’s been posted here for over a month now, you limp-wristed faggot. You didn’t do shit but add to the spam

>>16734812
Not bad prose. But he's a pretentious faggot.

>>16734812
This is what Bukowski was talking about when he went on about how boring some writers are

>>16736519
>Not bad prose
Such obvious bait. Do better.

>>16736514
My wrists are anything but limp. I'm 320lbs.

>>16734794

>>16734794
Lmao