/lit/ - Literature

>>16728464
he had fresh boi cummies from his Fair Youth

Didn't he have tea?

>>16728464
He did coke

>>16728464
Ghostwritten by a black woman

>>16728472
Nope. Introduced to Britain in the mid 17th century, and even then very rare for a while.

>>16728464
I LOVE SHAKESPEARE.

He's such a cool dude. Not a weakling poet, who dares to catch deer?

It is quite simple really. The eternal anglo was getting absolutely dabbed on by literally every nation in literature. The final blows that made these works were Cervantès and Rabelais. They reunited the same team that made that abomination, England's proudest work, otherwise known as the KJV. Don't you find it strange that no Anglo ever came close to that country hic? Well that is because, like his works, he is fictive, a creation by the government, nothing more.

Did I take my medication today? No. You wanna know why? Medication is a work of the devil.

>>16728464
>bulbous headed motherfucker
There's your answer OP.
Skull size is correlated to brain size, which is correlated to IQ. My guess is he would have been around 140.

>>16728485
Damn sounds awful

>>16728464
>wrote about 40 plays in under 30 years, most of them masterpieces

1. ONLY CIRCA SEVENTEEN OF THEM ARE CERTAINLY AUTHORED BY HIM.

2. THEY ARE MEDIOCRE, NOT «MASTERPIECES».


>collaborated on many others
>also poetry

AND?


>extremely well read

«EXTREMELY»?


>and was an actor

MORE LIKE A RECITER IN COSTUME.


>would have rehearsed in the morning, performed in the day, and wrote late into the night by candlelight

AND?


>also involved in the business and running of his company
>and also had his side businesses

SURELY HE DID NOT ADMINISTER HIS ENTERPRISES ALONE.

>>16728512

>>16728512
>>wrote about 40 plays in under 30 years, most of them masterpieces
>1. ONLY CIRCA SEVENTEEN OF THEM ARE CERTAINLY AUTHORED BY HIM.
>2. THEY ARE MEDIOCRE, NOT «MASTERPIECES».
>>collaborated on many others
>>also poetry
>AND?
>>extremely well read
>«EXTREMELY»?
>>and was an actor
>MORE LIKE A RECITER IN COSTUME.
>>would have rehearsed in the morning, performed in the day, and wrote late into the night by candlelight
>AND?
>>also involved in the business and running of his company
>>and also had his side businesses
>SURELY HE DID NOT ADMINISTER HIS ENTERPRISES ALONE.

>>16728492
based fictive detective

>>16728512
>extremely well read
Yes. And he read deeply. We know this because of the scope of materials that he stole from and appropriate in his work.
He obviously retained a fuck load of info

>>16728512
DUDE

>>16728464
NOOOOO NOT MY COFFFERINO NOT MY BEANY JUICE NOT MY MORNING JOEY !!!! HOW COULD THIS PERSON LIVE DIFFERENT FROM ME ??!!! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS !! I CANT UNDERSTAND IT

>>16728472
>>16728464
>>16728485
>>16728498
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theriac
Shakespeare likely smoked or ate opium, probably not regularly but at least tried it. And whatever plants or mushrooms available. These things were seen as medicinal and therefore accessible.

They drank beer at all times of day instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlMhZvOX2ps

>>16728621
Wow you must be fun at parties!

>>16728631
W-WHAT??? YOU DONT DRINK MY BEAN JUICY JUICE???!!! WHAT HOW COULD YOU HOW DARE YOU THIS PARTY IS OVER RIGHT NOW MR

>>16728464
He was touched by the gods. Like Aristotle, Dante, Homer, the Four Classical Chinese Novelists, the J writers, King David's Court Historian, Tyndale, etc. It just happens.

>>16728658
stupid polytheist, read my post>>16728492

>>16728485
What sort of hot beverage would they have had?
Just warmed milk? I guess tea made from botanicals.

>>16728512
>1. ONLY CIRCA SEVENTEEN OF THEM ARE CERTAINLY AUTHORED BY HIM.
das rite
the rest were written by a black woman

It was literally his fucking full time job.
He was just very good at it.

>>16728512
BASED

>>16728512

Are people really gonna take this bait?

>>16729522
>tripfag accuses another tripfag of being bait

>>16728464
Caffeine is a drug that does more harm than good. The most you can be mad about is the unfairness that he was not exposed to caffeine at all, thus dodged that massive bullet which has struck our society collectively in the gut.
Aside from that, you also kind of answered your own question in the greentext. He rehearsed in the morning, performed in the day, and wrote in the evening. He worked all day at his craft and his passion, while you just shitpost on /lit/ with your time.
Which reminds me I’d better get off of here now too.

>>16728512
>THEY ARE MEDIOCRE, NOT «MASTERPIECES
ahahahahah dumb tripfag coper. kys

>>16728537
fuck off retard

>>16729680
>disabling your tripcode and defending yourself
FAGGOT

The main reason there were so many great artists in the past was because they literally had nothing better to do
There are many great artists laying dormant right now they're just busy scrolling through Twitter for oh the rest of their lives

"He" was actually 5 guys.

he was literally chosen by heaven

>>16729756
Best burgers and fries. Too.

>>16729756
I thought he was a black woman

>>16729959
Actually he *became* a black woman, his primary uniqueness or difference being that he became trans not once, like you plebs out thete, but twice and thitherward three times the lady..