/lit/ - Literature

This gave me goosebumps. Ty knows how to treat a lady, apparently.

That's great.
I'm gay, meet me at the ice cream shop, I'll buy you an ice cream.

But does she give good head?

>>1664745
No.
She spent too much time getting railed by football players

>>1664743
>>1664743

>>1664737

Indeed. Nicely done.

>>1664745

Who cares, as long as the stupid slut swallows?

You really should have linked to the authors blog.

Also, it's shit.

THEY'RE ALL FUCKING INSANE AND STUPID AND WON'T EVER SHUT UP I'LL STICK TO MY ASIANS THANKS

>>1664749
But the xylophone is so happy, why would I be mad with all those young men with their sinewy bodies glistening and gyrating?

>>1664748
You would think she'd have the decency to go down on a man.

>>1664737

+1

>>1664741
>>1664751
>I want a girl who will have magical feelings and give my life meaning and accept that I'm a notorious liar and condescending to boot.

HE HE HE

>>1664745
if you care that much about sex you are probably a selfish lover yourself.

>>1664743
dont take advantage of my pedo fetish thats not fair. also mumu?

>>1664774
take your manic pixie dream girl cliche bullshit out of here, troll.

>>1664793
Sure, I'll make a room.

>>1664793
>if you care that much about sex you are probably a selfish lover yourself.
That doesn't even make sense.

>>1664795
sorry, *if you are that particular and it comes to your mind so easily when you judge people.

>>1664799
Check your msn for the room URL.

>>1664799
I'm not judging her, I'm merely pondering if we are compatible sexually. This is, if anything, far less shallow than seeing her not a a person but as a "reader".

>>1664802
by 'good head' you implied if it doesn't meet your standards then you would dismiss her rather than teach/learn together or appreciate the other aspects of spending time with her. the reader interpretation is what makes this thread /lit/ material.

tea sucks, except for iced tea

It's easier to date someone who doesn't write.

>>1664753

http://kemthemerciless.blogspot.com/

>>1664823
sort of agree upon reflection. writefags are some of the most unbearable posters on /lit/ along with wishlist people.

>>1664834
does everyone at her college know what a slut she is?

>>1664834
>photography and design

>>1664813

Bullshit

>>1664810
>by 'good head' you implied if it doesn't meet your standards
>thinks about the union of people sexually in terms of standards
Oh dear.

>>1664848

sorry your hot beverage preference is insipid and effete :\

>>1664853
Tea rules, nerd.

>>1664856

if by "tea" you mean "coffee," or if by "rules" you mean "isn't as good as coffee"

>>1664844
the blog is pretty nice, too

>>1664868
If by that comment you were trying to tell me you are a faggot, then I agree.

>tumblr copypasta
>mfw

I've found that girls like the ones ty is describing invariably have some form of Asperger's and are more concerned with adopting the trendy style of an intellectual than actually being one.

For example, they may wear hats indoors, dye their hair, tattoo their skin and exclusively wear 'vintage' clothing.

>>1664874

no you appear to have misread, what i was trying to convey is that the only worthwhile tea is sweet tea

the rebuttal is better faggot

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/dont-date-a-girl-who-reads/

>>1664878
>I've found that girls like the ones ty is describing invariably have some form of Asperger's and are more concerned with adopting the trendy style of an intellectual than actually being one.
says the self-proclaimed intellectual whose favourite philosopher is Zizek xD

but yeah i cant take girls that dye their hair unnatural colours like this >>1664793
seriously. dark red is probably the most extreme but acceptable colour. tattoos are insane.

also,
>facebook/soc/ user
>gets uptight about intellectual integrity

>>1664887

>>1664880
I enjoyed that. On the second page the guy sort of breaks down.

destroy this thread. tear this wall down. jesus christ.

>>1664900
there's something kind of weird about the notion - which seems to be rather commonplace - that the only two courses of life available to anyone outside the top 1% in terms of wealth/power are a life of crushing poverty, hard work, and coarseness, or a life of quiet, desperate loneliness and regret. what that story boils down to is that girls who read are worse because they're able to recognize that desperation and depressive quietude, and attempt (futilely) to escape it - but that fate is written in stone and their attempts to avoid it make it worse. why is it so impossible to be happy and to build something, not massive maybe but something worthwhile and to be happy and not to fall stereotypically into the cliched mold of the unsatisfied suburban liberal? why do we have to be unhappy?

Jesus, it's not like women who read are elusive unicorns. Likely half the people on this board are women.

>>1664947
>Likely half the people on this board are women
i'd say a quarter at most. technically it should be half but women dont seem to get into niche things as much as guys do.

>Date a girl who spends her money
>spends her money
>her
do want

>>1664887

Zizek is cool, but my favourite philosopher is probably Camus.

>>1664976
you stupid shit

>>1664976
perhaps they're not as much into this anonymous imageboard niche. by the sound of it few people here actually read literature or have the mental capacity to understand or discuss it.

>>1664983
stupid and right? whenever a girl has niche taste a big deal is made out of it. 'my gf is into [indie band], she's so cool for a girl', etc

>>1664878
truman do you actually consider yourself smart and knowledgeable enough to toss that label around? LOL

>>1664737
Say, bro, I heard a song off that upcoming Battles album recently. It's fucking terrible.

I feel like we got betrayed.

>>1664993
we have had this argument before and your whole opinion about how 'girls only get into niche things b/c they're not attractive and need social capital' is STILL dumb and unrealistic and offensive.

>>1664989
on point as fuck, frankly posting on 4chan is irrational + an indicator of lack of intelligence/sanity

>>1664994

>Asperger's

see ty this is the shit i'm talking about.

I enjoyed that, OP.

I know a girl who reads and I do feel a bond with her (she described us as being mind-twins), she calls me Sage because I'm often moral and wise. I'm not sure she fits your mould, though... and I haven't spoken to her since earlier in the year (she's at a boarding school and we contact each other through email). I say that she might not fit your mould because she loves Twilight and Harry Potter, yet I still haven't asked her about her other interests in reading. I also tell you that I haven't spoken to her in a while because the last we spoke of was her dwindling interest in Twilight. Perhaps there's something there.

>>1664999
so truman you actually think you are sociable and functioning enough to throw around that label? LOL

>>1664998
>we have had this argument before and your whole opinion about how 'girls only get into niche things b/c they're not attractive and need social capital' is STILL dumb and unrealistic and offensive.
well socrates was ugly as fuck. but then he wasn't a girl. but then, again, he was greek.

>>1665018
socrates WAS ugly but he was also awesome as shit, so I don't know what that proves I guess

>>1665027
the assertion was that people read books or think because they are ugly and female and need to make for it up with what he called "social capital".

behave yourself ty and clean up your mess.

>>1665043
well yeah but tybrax also thinks that this makes them 'inauthentic' or 'shallow' and somehow less than others. like, ugly people and ugly girls read a lot or get into music or w/e because they need something to make them sexy and so because of tihs they are really bad at the things they claim to be into. it's this completely bizarre inferiority complex that justifies hating people he views as cooler than him or something. and the thing is that socrates is totally awesome so tybrax is still dumb and wrong i guess.

>>1664989
you must admit i'm one of the better people at being able to actually put forward discussion on this board. majority of anons make 'do you like [book/author] threads on this board then complain when more interesting off-topic threads get the attention.

>>1664997
yeah i have a feeling this will be their weakest work. but it grew on me and im positive it will be a great summer album.

>>1664998
>we have had this argument before and your whole opinion about how 'girls only get into niche things b/c they're not attractive and need social capital' is STILL dumb and unrealistic and offensive.
that's not my argument at all. im just pointing out that fact that it appears to me girls are always the minority in niche things.

>>1664999
lol

>>1665009
i hope things go great for you and this girl, whatever the type of relationship you have, friend.

>>1665015
he's a facebook/soc/fag you fucking aspie bitch.

>>1665049
what mess? you're just totally embarrassing yourself ITT, 'doing a Isabelle Huppert' you might say.

>>1665060
when have i ever said this about ugly people? but tbh thats pretty much why the majority of people on 4chan get really elitist over their tastes. because they are lacking socially/ugly/etc.

>>1665128
*when have i ever said this about women in particular?

also i dont hate people cooler than me i only feel jealous.