/lit/ - Literature

>>16639252
What didn't you like about it?

>>16639252
You are an absolute fucking retard

>>16639252
Was it fun, at least? And did he coom inside you?

>>16639252
>>tfw I'm straight
I'm sure you are anon

>>16639252
>bottomed
There's your problem

>>16639252
Did you even use lube? or did he totally made you his bitch? did you read poetry afterwards? you should try again and read, maybe you just missed some important elements

>>16639252
>>tfw slept with a guy because I thought it'd make me more /lit/
No you didn't. You did it because you coudn't find a woman to have sex with you. So you thought you try this as a last ditch effort to convince yourself you have sexual worth.

>>16639278
penis envy

>>16639275
Indeed

>>16639275
>all lf his poops are not euphoric poops
>he doesn't enjoy the feeling of expelling a turd from his sphincter
>he doesn't enjoy the tingling sensation that poop pressing on your asshole gives you

I topped a twink multiple times for the same reason. I got a gf now, but he keeps being my forbidden fruit.

>>16639285
What makes you think I'm not shitting as I discharge into OP's ass?

>>16639252
>tfw I didn't like it
It takes a while to be broken in. You'll find out when you find yourself doing it again. And again.

>>16639275
I'm a mishima tier homosexual. I lift with my bros and write poetry with them afterwards. It's the /lit/est thing I've ever done

>>16639252
only loving young twinks will make you more /lit/ and that involves a hierarchy where you don't end up getting it up your ass.

>>16639288
How was it?

>>16639266
hurt....
>>16639268
:C
>>16639269
no and yes
>>16639273
no i know i'm straight now
>>16639275
i dont think topping would feel better
>>16639276
he used lube and i like cuddling after but gey secks hurt my butthole and made me feel like a whore
>>16639278
no i thought i'd be like the cool homosexual author type but im not gay but i technically HADN'T had gay sex so i figured "why not, dont knock it till you try it" like
you might like thai food but not know it and then if u dont try it u never learn if u like it or not but i learned i dont like gay sex

i really really dont like gay sex

>>16639266
>>16639288
>>16639299
checked

>>16639252
What a retarded reason to do this.

>>16639252
>Hemmingway

>>16639311
I THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE ME MORE /LIT/ OK

>>16639299
>you don't know until you try
Stupid shit, this is a tranny enabling argument.
>You mean you won't consider dating a trans woman! That's transphobic! What's your reason.
>I'm not attracted to people with penises.
>NOT ALL TRANS WOMEN HAVE PENISES! Some of them had operations to get a vagina
>That "vagina" is not the same as a real vagina, nor would it fee the same or as pleasurable.
>YOU DONT KNOW THAT! YOU CANT KNOW THAT UNTIL YOU HAVE SEX WITH A TRANS WOMAN! SO YOU CANT JUST NOT DATE TRANS WOMEN BECAUSE THEIR VAGINAS ARE SURGICAL!
Real life conversation I had.

how old are you?

>>16639314
faggot. if you like oobs, why fuck a man

>>16639299
I'm sorry, OP. Did he just jam it in and start plowing without first warming you up to a full gape?

>>16639334
boobs*

oobs are good as well though, as I'm sure my fellow Coronameron chads will agree

>>16639252
your supposed to become prison gay on vrchat and internet boards first r-tard

>>16639252
You got memed. SAD.

>>16639299
Dude you need to get tested for AIDs and HIV ASAP. This guy probably pozzed you especially if he cummed in your intestines

>>16639299
>coomed inside by a twink

>>16639299
>made me feel like a whore
lmao

>>16639252

>>16639299
if you're not gay, how did you not find him unattractive when you first met him? I've considered whether I'm gay or not, but whenever I look at men on tinder I just feel repulsed.

>>16639313
his son was a tranny you don't have a tranny kid without having the gay gene yourself
>>16639330
that's dumb idk like
i think exp w real women gives u a taste for what kind of pussy and women u like
like uhhh if u like chocolate icecream
then see ice cream made w dog shit and people say its chocolate
u can be like "no its not i know what chocolate is" but with gay sex its like you never had ice cream before if that makes sense
>>16639332
23
>>16639334
>>16639340
idk ok
i wanted to be smarter
>>16639339
no it was gentle but it still felt wrong and like i was being raped mentally
>>16639341
AAAAAAAA
>>16639342
i want to fucking die
>>16639350
>>16639353
fuck my life
>>16639355
:c

I hope he had an attractive face, for your memories sake

>>16639364
i wasnt into him but i thought maybe that was society telling me otherwise and i'd feel different when we had sex and it'd make me smarter so i just pushed past that feeling ok
>>16639368
he looked like brad pitt in fight club

>this entire thread

>>16639252
You have to write well first, gay comes second.

>>16639252
>>16639314
same mood

>>16639389
would you believe me if i said that was also me

>>16639365
>i wanted to be smarter
christ on a bike anon. the best case scenario is that this ends up as an inspiration for some artistic endeavor. though considering your attempt at pursing said endeavor was letting yourself get arse fucked, I doubt it

>>16639392
no

>>16639376
Beat up? Yikes sorry

>>16639398
>>16639404
>>16639402

>>16639252
>>16639299
>>16639365
>I thought it'd make me more /lit/ like famous homosexual authors
>i thought i'd be like the cool homosexual author type
>i wanted to be smarter
>i thought maybe that was society telling me otherwise
>>16639389
This.

>>16639314
Fucking poseur. Are you one of those fags from Dark Academy and such?
There's not such a thing as being "/lit/". You read or you don't, you write or don't, you think or you don't. Simple as.

>wants to be smarter
>gets frisky with a literal faggot

>>16639376
>society was telling me otherwise
that's your problem anon. get a grip.

>>16639418
hopefully OP will take this as a lesson

>>16639376
did you suck his dick

why do gay guys have anal sex?
no way a asshole is as good as a double artificial vagina eye contact frotting

>>16639365
>gay gene
ok this threads b8 guys move on stop encouraging it

Where the fuck are the jannies? Why is this shit still up?

>>16639252
The only way to be /lit/ and gay is if you are buff.
If you're a twink then you fell for the meme.

>>16639430
as a good poltard once said, some peoples lives are simply meant to serve as a lesson for others

There's never been more freedom and opportunity to live as an open homosexual than in today's society, right?

And yet I still see so much denial and cognitive dissonance from fags online today. Trying to excuse all manner of homosexual behavior as not actually gay. What are they trying to hide from, if there's no real persecution left?

>>16639418
no...idk
>>16639420
:c
>>16639421
:c
>>16639430
:c
>>16639431
:c
>>16639437
idk
i thought it made them lit but it just makes u sore and smell like poo
>>16639439
no gay gene is real
>>16639445
idk

>>16639252
You could have just read and studied writing, you know. That would have made you a better writer than having gay sex. That said, thank you for proving the 4chan autism we know and love is alive and well.

>>16639445
b/c it is funny as fuck
some retard had gay sex to "enhance" his personality

>>16639455
>muh determinism
go back

>>16639455
did you shave yourself before hand

>>16639460
No, he didn't. He's shitposting because he's bored.

>>16639466
yes he told me all the cool gays did it......
>>16639458
ok well if i knew that i wouldnt have had gay fucking sex would i
>>16639460
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>16639463
i wish i could go back to not having had sex with a man

>>16639477
Call your Mom and tell her what happened. Confess to your priest as well. Your soul is damned as of now.

did you do all this just to make me laugh, anon? i love you. thanks.

You should have started small OP. Got blown once or twice by some dudes and after that I never felt compelled to have sex with a man again.

>actually letting some dude damage your anal integrity

>>16639520
>i love you. thanks.
based off this thread, I'd assume you're the only one

>>16639472
>>16639445
Whatever, it's good bait, made me laugh.
You're a faggot.

Imagine being 23 and thinking that getting fucked in the butt would make you smarter.
Hey op, are you in school? If so, what are you studying?
If not, what do you do with your life?

>>16639528
Question: I feel compelled to suck a dick, how do I achieve this. I just want to try it.

>>16639528
Your anal integrity is damaged by poop everyday. My poops are longer and thicker than 99.9% of penises

His whole life's work was made for this exact reason, to trick retards like you.

>>16639551
Buy a dildo

>>16639551
Download Grindr. Within 20 minutes you will find someone who will let you suck their dick. It's literally that easy.

>>16639562
I've already practised, I want the real thing

>>16639551
idk grindr or something. I did all this back in the golden age of craigslist, so it was stupidly easy to advertise my BBC and get suckers lined up

>>16639252
Sorry man. At least someone enjoyed it.

>>16639563
How do I know that they aren't going to rape me