/lit/ - Literature

>>16625251
BOOBA

>>16625251
Keep it stinky, anons

>>16625251
>Are you ready to write a 50,000 word book in 30 days?
Probably not, I've started warming up by writing every day, and I'm averaging around 800 words per day.
I'd need to at least double that amount to even come close.

>>16625251
im actually doing nano-rhymo, the micro poetry competition

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>>16625251
I might, depends on what happens in the next 10 days

>>16625251
God, I'm horny.

>>16625296
stinky, pretty women are high-t and /lit/ approved.

>>16625251
Last nanowrimo I wrote a porn story while also doing nofap. When I proof read the thing in December I could tell where in the story the withdrawals were starting to kick in.

>>16625251
God. Imagine placing your throbbing cock under her sports bra. Then sliding it in between her breasts as she spits and slobbers on your cock. Fucking hell, I want to do her dirty.

>>16625251
This thread is this board in microcosm

>>16625557
so...will you be writing?

>>16625605
I don't know if it's always you, but I personally hate the shit who posts these fucking Nano Wrimo threads. You want to know why? It's because you post one of these threads every fucking day for every fucking day of the year. You keep posting about this shit every goddamn day. It pisses me off. Like fuck off and only post about it in the a week or two leading up to November and throughout November. Stop making this shitty thready every goddamn day of the year.

>>16625750
>week or two leading up to November and throughout November
the current time is within this window

>>16625251
>>16625260
>>16625296
>>16625317
>>16625323
OOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOD A GIRL ON MY /LIT/ BOARD OH MY GOD IM GONNA IM GONNA IM GONNA IM GONNA
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Also sage, tired of these cumbrain posts, is coffee good for you? I hope OP dies a horrible painful death devoured alive by cockroaches and burn in hell for all eternity. Inshallah.

>>16625750
>oh no another bait thread got deleted because someone made a thread attempting to do something constructive
>mfw
also,
>every day of the year

We only post these threads in October and November.

>>16625837
Nah I see one at least three times a month, every month. Fuck off.

>>16625956
Mate, if you go to warosu right now and search NaNoWriMo you will see that the posts are not frequent at all

>>16625251
>tell us it's not possible to write anything worth reading in 30 days
You need at least 31 days

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>>16625251
bros I really need to fuck this chick
anyone got her digits or a way to get in contact?

>>16626731
yeah her phone number is (123) 456-7890

>>16625251
i cant believe you spergs are doing this shit again
>inb4 everyone gives up first day

>>16627779
I'm going to write the next great American novel and you can't stop me

>NaNofaggots still shitting up the board
You are willfully submitting your intellectual property to a zog run website full of unironic trannies whose only concern is writing as many books about men in dresses a s possible. The sooner you fucking niggers kill yourself, the better for all of literature.

>>16627779
>posting like this
Say what you intend to say in full sentences. You copy whatever other people do like some sort of ape. Are you an ape? Are you a fucking monkey with a one inch dick? Do you get raped on the regular by the king monkey after he beats your ass because he's functionally stripped you of your manhood? Stupid nigger.

>>16625251
her bbobs look like asscheeks

>>16627801
you think youre so fuckign funny but whatch out... you have been warned FAGGOT

>>16627814
>you think you're so funny
You type like a woman who inhales penis as much as oxygen. You think who can hide how much a massive retard you are behind a layer of IroNy but all it does is make you look like more of a drooling fucking trisomy afflicted chimp.
You embarrassing faggots all have such a distinctly fucking womanish style of posting that it's no wonder you're drawn to a competition made for fudgepacking men and fat, bored housewives.

>>16627832
*yawns loudly*
too long, didn't read bud

>>16627839
Nigger

>>16627786
Who the fuck submits anything? Just manually enter the word counter and call it good. God, you're retarded.

As a first timer, would it be better to just write and not edit or plan for the whole month and leave the editing for December. Or would it be better to try to go ahead and do some basic planning/outline?

>>16627785
That's an early phase lit users go through, congrats on outing yourself as a newfag

>>16628353
Don't worry so much about planning the whole thing out but yes you should at least have some kind of vague plan.

>>16627785
well that depends, what do you consider the last great american novel?

>>16628517
probably The Road

>>16628353
it doesn't matter

Wait, am I allowed to start writing now or do I have to wait for November to start?

>>16630372
You're supposed to start on November 1st. But you could use the interceding time to prepare your ideas in an outline or something.

>>16626847
americlowns make me laugh

>chase enlightenment for a decade
>practice asceticism
>grow as a person and as a soul
>genuinely catch glimpses of truth, and have near-religious epiphanies about the platonic unity of the True, the Good, the Beautiful
>jot down hundreds of notes for a lifelong spiritual quest after the seat of my own soul and the key to the logos
>walking around somberly contemplating dianoia one afternoon
>see one pretty girl
>unconscious mind: "I SHOULD WOULD LIKE TO SMELL AND LICK HER ASS HOLE AFTER IT'S KIND OF SWEATY NOT TOO SWEATY BUT YOU KNOW LIKE A NORMAL DAY'S WORTH OF WALKING AROUND, PRETTY SURE I'D CUT OFF 2, MAYBE 3 OF MY FINGERS JUST TO LICK HER BREASTS FOR 30 SECONDS I WONDER IF SHE'D SIT ON MY PENIS IF I LITERALLY BEGGED HER??"

>chase enlightenment for a decade
>practice asceticism
>grow as a person and as a soul
>genuinely catch glimpses of truth, and have near-religious epiphanies about the platonic unity of the True, the Good, the Beautiful
>jot down hundreds of notes for a lifelong spiritual quest after the seat of my own soul and the key to the logos
>walking around somberly contemplating dianoia one afternoon
>see one pretty girl
>unconscious mind: "I SHOULD WOULD LIKE TO SMELL AND LICK HER ASS HOLE AFTER IT'S KIND OF SWEATY NOT TOO SWEATY BUT YOU KNOW LIKE A NORMAL DAY'S WORTH OF WALKING AROUND, PRETTY SURE I'D CUT OFF 2, MAYBE 3 OF MY FINGERS JUST TO LICK HER BREASTS FOR 30 SECONDS I WONDER IF SHE'D SIT ON MY PENIS IF I LITERALLY BEGGED HER??"

You have my attention

>>16625251
Maybe. I've had an idea for a novel for a while now that I've been mentally fleshing out a bit more recently. Now might be the time to try and get some words down.

Also BOOBA

>>16630599
Kek

>>16630599
I know this is a copypasta, but I have begged women to show me their breasts and it never turns out well.

>>16628353
Do everything up until you are about to write your first word, then stop and wait for november 1st
So outline the story structure, the major plot points, all of the different sections, and plan what you will write for each day/week
Or if you are a pantser just get a vague outline and go nuts starting november

>>16625251
stop dont touch me there, this is my no no square

>>16625251
>>https://discord.com/invite/acdrx7
Invite is invalid.

>>16633244
https://discord.com/invite/UxJaqgC

>>16625251
Hotp

>>16625251

fucking coomers.

>>16625251
Her fake smile is really triggering me.

Well, it’s finally happened. I’ve fallen in love with a girl posted on 4chan. I’ve thought of her all day, reopened this thread over and over, just to glimpse her sweet smile. It’s over.

>>16635672
She looks like the kind of girl who would actually humor your autism...for a bit.

>>16625251
>nanowrimo
Why are so many dumb bitches obsessed with this and why does it revolve around YA?

>>16635756
Everyone thinks they want to be a writer.

>>16635745
That's why I love her