/lit/ - Literature

>>16541984
Do you mean, my "bitch"? She's not well-read unfortunately

none

>>16541984
unfortunately YA shit that's embarrassing and classic English literature which isn't bad I know she likes George Elliott

>>16541984
Ahh yes... my girldfriend....

>>16541984
My wife can read but she prefers vidya

>>16541984
She looks identical to my ex except she has blond hair and green eyes. She read Dostoevsky.

>>16541984
I don't have a girlfriend because I am ugly and Indian :(
>pic related, it's me

>>16542070
definitely not bad as indians go

>>16542070
Get an arrangement

>>16542060
same to be honest

>actually reading books

>>16541984
>having a woman who can read
ngmi

>>16541984
Japanese lit and manga. Dazai, Mishima, Soseki, etc.

Pic related, unfortunately

What should I do, /lit/? 25M, she's 23F. I'm way too autistic/awkward to throw away this chance, honestly I can only see myself having one or two chances for the rest of my life, so it's a huge deal. She is kind of awkward too. She's not "hot" but she's not fat and she has a really cute face. Honestly we would be perfect together, but, alas, she's a lefty. She's not really assertive or confident about it, and nor am I about opposing it, so it's not an issue yet, but I am utterly terrified she'll come home one day with green hair or a tattoo or something. Also whenever she comes to my apartment I have to quickly grab a couple dozen books of my shelf (like my Hitler biographies, crusade histories, etc.) and hide them in my closet. I know she would hate me if I came clean with her. Please help what should I do I literally have no idea

>>16542070
As far as Indians go you aren't bad just learn to shave

>>16542128
Hiding who you are from a significant other is the most cucked thing you can possibly do, I fully believe you when you say you're autistic.
Nevertheless, slowly introduce right-wing views to her nonchalantly. Have her read some of the entry-level shit, maybe propose reading it together.
What would really do it would just confidently refuting anything dumb she says because women react very well to confidence but as you're autistic it's impossible for you.

>>16542128
Talk to her about tattoos, don't worry about green hair, and don't hide your books because it will be worse if, rather when, she finds you hiding them.

>>16542154
>boil her like a frog
bad idea. When she realises that he is trying to indoctrinate her it's over.

He should just either talk to her about what's on his mind or don't. Maybe she can teach him something too.

>>16542180
>When she realises that he is trying to indoctrinate her it's over
It's not indoctrination, it's presenting an alternative worldview in a way that someone can digest.

>>16541984
Russian literature and Goethe.

>>16541984
So sad she killed herself :(

>>16542128
Okay first off I think you definitely have a good girl on your hands, if shes capable in the household shes worth keeping so ill try go help anon. You’re definitely right in the sense that you shouldn’t go full sperg on her with what you’re into, whenever she talks about her dumb BLM shit or whatever grin and nod then change the subject, its not worth trying to change her mind and arguing with her every five seconds, even from your perspective its not worth it. However the previous anon was correct in that you cant hide who you are, eventually she’ll figure it out. Slowly leave your stuff around more often, if she asks about it just say you were interested or whatever but dont go into a full debate at most talk about what you think about the book and avoid discussing race as much as possible. Best case scenario she tolerates your ideas and just avoids talking politics, if she’s interested in your books thats a plus too but dont count on it happening. Worst case she bitches and broadcasts you to all her friends, in which case you just ghost her to avoid as much chaos as possible. Dealing with cases like this is rough anon, but if you really like her and think shes worth keeping then I wish you the best

>>16542128
Don't sperg out. Very slowly introduce her to rational right-wing arguments, don't use retarded talking points and strawman arguments.

My ex was a mentally-ill brainlet who only read particularly degenerate manga.

>>16542128
Gift her cynical theories.
Maybe together with a few other books if you don't want to be too obvious about it.
Chicks love gifts, if you aren't surprising her every once in a while with little gifts you should start.
But this stuff is going to come to a head eventually, and if she gets really deep into the woke literature she'll demand you get involved in it too.
If you don't feel like you can justify your beliefs, change them. If you do, calmly explain where you're coming from.
James Lindsay's other book, how to have impossible conversations might be a good help to you.

>>16542128
Change some of your hobbies and fix your mindset if you think she's basically a once in a lifetime opportunity. It'll put less pressure on this situation and make it more enjoyable for everyone involved.

>>16541984
Who wants to date some nerdy chick lmfao
I like my hoes dum when I'm droppin cum

Is it weird that I want to fuck that Anne Frank lookalike?

>>16542405
op said girlfriend not boyfriend.

>>16542052
Audibly kekd

>2020
>still dating Western women

I'd rather stay single, desu.

>>16542743
Based

>>16541984
She's not my "girlfriend" exactly, but I've been dating this lady who's 20 years older than me, she likes postmodern fiction, Calvino particularly. We've also talked about maybe reading IJ together (unironically (heh))

She also wants to take my virginity soon, we've already done some other things, things are looking up boys :)

Lots of parenti

>>16542128
>What should I do, /lit/? 25M, she's 23F.
go back to r*ddit

>>16543660
>I've been dating this lady who's 20 years older than me
>She also wants to take my virginity soon

>>16543716
I'm 18, girls my age are insufferable

>>16543660
Nice job bro

>>16542189
nice propagandist cope post

She's been reading a lot of Zizek and has a poster of him in her room, am I in trouble brehs?

>>16543768
Yeah, she might realise she's too based for you

>>16541984
not gf but I'm shagging a girl who's currently reading the unbearable lightness of being

>>16543779
>unbearable lightness of being
Is that what she calls your genitals?

she is meme level obsessed with hegel and never shuts up about him, has stacks of notebooks dedicated to notes on phenomenology of spirit. she also has been plowing through language philosophy/theory books. when we met she would buy used style books and memorize them. i love her, sex is cool enough but analyzing abstract poems about someone's love for you is next level intimacy

>>16541984
“From here to eternity”
By Caitlin doughty

>>16541984
REASONS WHY HAVING A GIRLFRIEND IS ACTUALLY KEKED NOT BASED:
>1: THEY HAVE A HISTORY, YOU'RE RETROACTIVELY KEKED
>2: TALKING A GIRL INTO GIVING HER VAGINA TO YOU TAKES TIME AND EFFORT, YOUR ANCESTORS JUST TOOK THE THING
>3: FEMALES ARE VERY UNPREDICTABLE AND MAKE THINGS UNECESSARILY COMPLICATED
>4: SHE IS STILL IN LOVE WITH CHAD
>5: VAGINAL SEX IS VANILLA
>6: ANAL SEX IS GAY
>7: TOMBOY TRAPS ARE MORE FEMININE THAN MIDERN FEMALES
>8: ANAL SEX WITH TOMBOY TRAPS IS NOT GAY
>9: GIRLS GIVE YOU STDS
>10: GIRLFRIENDS ARE LITERAL GAINS GOBLINS
>11: SEX ISN'T EVE THAT BIG A DEAL (THE CHANS TAUGHT ME THIS)
12: GREEK PHILOSOPHERS ALL AGREE THAT WOMEN ARE GAY AF
>13: GREEK PHILOSOPHERS ALL AGREE THAT BOIPUSSY IS BETTER
>14: WOMEN WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY
>15: WOMEN WILL TAKE YOUR FREEDOM
>16: WOMEN AREN'T EVEN ATTRACTIVE ITS LITERALLY JUST HORMONES
>17: NOBODY WHO HAS EVER ACHIEVED ANYTHING HAS EVER EJACULATED
>19: MALE FRIENDSHIPS ARE BETTER THAN GFS AND LESS GAY
>20: WOMEN WILL NEVER LOVE YOU BACK AS MUCH AS YOU LOVE THEM
>21: GREEKS WERE GAY AND BADASS LIKE THE SACRED BATTALION OF THEBES EVER HEARD OF THAT?
>22: ROMANS WERE INTO THE FEMALE PUSSY LOOK WHERE THEY ARE NOW (SEE: FALL OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE)
>23: YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR FEMALES ANYWAYS
>24: IF A GIRL FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG WITH HER
>25: GILRS CAN'T EVEN INTO PHILOSOPHISTRY LOL

Currently we're trying to get through In Cold Blood but she just isnt a reader so its taking us way longer to finish than it should

>>16543779
in my experience girls love telling you their favorite book is the unbearable lightness of being. they love my anecdote about giving my roommate 3 different copies of it with awful covers because i keep finding it in dollar book carts

>>16542070
don't pajeets have arranged marriages?

>>16543982
>26: GIRLS TAKE FOREVER TO GET READY LETS JUST GO ALREADY
>27: GIRLS ATTRACT FERAL ANIMALS WHEN IN HEAT
>28: ATTRACTIVE WOMEN FUCK DOGS
>29: UNNATRACTIVE WOMEN ARE LITERALLY WORTHLESS
>30: NO WOMEN HAS EVER HAD A SELFLESS THOUGHT
>31: SEX IS SO EASY FOR THEM LITERALLY JUST SPREAD LEGS
>32: WOMEN FLIRT EVEN WHEN IN A RELATIONSHIP
>33: WOMEN ALWAYS HAVE A BACKUP
>34: FEMALES ABHOR EMOTIONAL MEN YET SAY THE OPPOSITE
>35: GIRLS NEVER LET THINGS GO
>36: GIRLS WILL ACTIVELY TRY TO RUIN YOUR LIFE FOR ATTENTION
>37: MOST WOMEN THESE DAYS ARE FEMINISTS
>38: BOOBS>ASS
>39: ASS>FEET
>40: FEET>ARMPITS
>41: WOMEN ARE ACTUALLY REALLY DISGUSTING
>42: NO SERIOUSLY HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A WOMANS BATHROOM?
>43: THEY PEE AND THEY POO BUT THE ALSO HAVE BLOOD COMING OUT OF THEIR WHEREVER...DISGUSTING
>44: THE VAGINA HOLE IS REALLY CLOSE TO THE POO HOLE
>45: FACT: ALL WOMEN WISH THEY WERE MEN
>46: WOMEN AGE LIKE MILK
>47: SEMEN CHANGES A WOMANS DNA YOU'RE FUCKING EVERY GUY WHO SHE EVER SPREAD HER LEGS FOR
>48: WOMEN DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE SEX
>49: WOMEN WILL ALWAYS BE INTELLECTUALLY INFERIOR TO A BOY
>50: WOMENS FARTS AREN'T NEARLY AS SEXY IN PRACTICE AS IN THEORY

>>16542052
Only good post on /lit/ today

>>16544083
>>16543982
Whose that? A trap?

>>16544099
Yes.

>>16544110
She/he looks ideal. What's the name?

>>16541984
She’s reading the most recent winner of the International Booker Prize, which she’s described as somewhat gross and depressing. I guess there’s incest or animal mutilation or something in it.

>>16544121
Belle Delphine

Recently finished Antigone, Divine Revelations of Love and The Hearing Trumpet

1 out of every 5 books I give her, approximately

In the last 15 years
Half of The Tunnel and Reynard the Fox.

>>16541984
same as i do
we do competions to see who ends it first

>>16542405
i understand you, anon
my ex used to read only yaoi shit, basically

>>16541984
I was frends with this girl on Facebook, she was very popular and one day she was gone. Probably got scare of all the attention

>>16541984
She did not read. That is why I dumped her ass.

>>16542211
She's not dead. She faked her death just like Ciara so she would stop being harassed online

>>16544083
Kekked

>>16544299
>Relationships are about shared interests because I'm a complete 21st century millennial narcissist! Chemistry, starting a family? No thanks! It's about the things I like!

>>16541984
My ex read YA
My fuckbuddies read nothing
My cougar read Rupi Kaur so I stopped seeing her because intellectual connection was part of the reason I liked her at first
My best friend reads Russian and french literature but I don’t find her physically attractive.

>>16542070
You're not ugly at all, don't know what "Indian" would have to do with anything either way.

>>16544291
>yaoi
boy do i have bad news for you

>>16541984
Twilight

>>16543982
>NOBODY WHO HAS EVER ACHIEVED ANYTHING HAS EVER EJACULATED
t. 14 year old trying nofap for the first time

>>16542128
>I know she would hate me if I came clean with her about my virulent racism, antisemitism, pro-fascist pro-nazi beliefs
>Please help what should I do I literally have no idea

>>16544083
>>16543982
>>16544110

Tell me you're joking right now anon I can't do this again

>>16542128
You're going to need practice at pretending to be a leftist for the coming decades in the US. May as well start now.

>>16542070
1. shave
2. chapstick
3. stop taking selfies
4. join a boy scouts or some shit and be around real men
5. go your own way.
6. women are useless.

>>16542128
Unironically become a leftist.

>>16541984

>>16541984
g-g-girlfriend?!

I don't have a girlfriend.

>>16542128
Women are easy to manipulate, if you can't turn her into a right-winger you don't deserve to be called a man

my wife likes travelogue shit I think the last thing she read was some people that got stuck in the arctic or the antarctic for a while.

>>16542060
>can read
Is this supposed to be impressive?

>>16542128
>I am utterly terrified she'll come home one day with green hair or a tattoo or something
>Also whenever she comes to my apartment I have to quickly grab a couple dozen books of my shelf
you need to be more confident man, just LARP as a cocksure fictional character you like until it starts to come more naturally

>>16542070
not ugly but you look really dirty, try some bleaching cream for 6 weeks and shaving. lose some weight too.

>>16541984
Sapiens
Normal People
Little Women
YA bs
100 years of solitude (currently)
Dracula (next)

she NTR manga

>>16541984
y no Ann frank GF, red-pilled again

>>16544565
How does it feel to be a pussyboi?

>>16542128
post your books anon

She doesnt read, she buys books or gets excited about downloading books once every couple of months but takes 3 weeks to go through a couple of chapters and quits. Meanwhile 2/3 hours a day of tiktok/whatever social media.

>>16541984
Popsci. She is not my gf yet tho.

>>16542070
You’re not ugly, but the Indian thing is detrimental. Just become a doctor or something like your kind tends to do and you’ll do fine.

>>16542128
BTFO her with facts and logic. Women only respond to force. They love to be raped and if you forcefully rape her worldview she will love you for it.

>>16541984

Serious question, what happened to her?

>>16542128
Just stop hiding your books and see what happens.

>>16544083
>50
Gold anon, just gold.

>>16542128
Read the Hammer of the Patriot

>>16541984
Harry Potter

She doesn't. She is trad.

>>16546703
Nice, can I be invited to the traditional gangbang?

>>16541984
True crime stuff, mostly. Some SF.

>>16546711
Keep that degen shit in cali and nyc.

>>16541984
I have no gf but my wife reads fan fiction and greek mythology books when I am finished with them.

>>16542128
You're already fucked given that you lie by omission to her (hiding the books). You will suffer through long period of a slowly dissolving relationship and a possibly explosive break up. You may or may not learn and mature from the experience, more likely not, but either way you have chosen pain for your future. Accept your fate and go forward in life with honesty as your guiding virtue. May the god have mercy on you.

>>16546719
Keep your midwit self in your flyover shithole mutt.

>>16542070
Just go to India my friend.

>>16546767
No worries. More sheep and goats for me.

>>16542052
Kek

>>16541984
my bitch is sleeping onm the couch bitch hasnt read since fucking 2-12 when she was in highschool amnd shit fuck this bithc bro

>>16542743
Basado

>>16545450
>you look really dirty
bit racist anon, he can't help it

>>16547299
>fuck this bithc bro
give me her number, i'll be happy to fuck her