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>Reminder that you're alive another day; another chance to improve yourself mind body and soul
>Reminder that Sun and Steel is the way of all true philo-sophers (lovers of Sophia)
>Reminder that a life of exploits and daring yields the truest Wisdom and puts you in contact with divine realities
>Reminder that Sokratese, Plato, Aristotle, and Xenophon were all murderous veterans and had routine Dionysian orgies to invigorate their Nous
>Reminder that Plotinus trained war-elephants in Alexandria and was eventually banned from the city after strangling one to death during a military parade
>Reminder that Augustine was a rugged man-of-the-world who cardio-d his way across the Mediterranean states while perfecting his Manichean metaphysics and bedded countless sluts who he later condemned to eternal damnation
>Reminder that Marsilio Ficino spent four years in Zambia living with wild lions that had accepted him into their pride. When he got back to Florence he scandalized society by always hiking nude through the market and it is rumored he sired nearly eighty one illegitimate offspring
>Reminder that Aquinas was a notorious brawler and had that Friar Tuck-tier bloat-max bod
>Reminder that Descartes literally hired himself out as a mercenary when he got bored with his science shit
>Reminder that Leibniz was a famed bare-knuckle boxer who toured continental Europe, having impromptu matches with the hooligans in the seedy underbellies of each city
>Reminder that Kant did seven hundred sit-ups each morning before going down to the University of Königsberg fraternity to duel the latest members
>Reminder that Hegel would mock Schelling by deadlifting a 410lb crate full of Schelling's works and remark, 'Such light material, how could I tire myself on it?'
>Reminder that Schopenhauer practiced tantric yoga with his chambermaid just so he could astral project himself back in time to continually take part in the campaigns of Alexander the Great
>Reminder that Kierkegaard once sailed to the Caribbean with a gang of festering pirates, braving brine of sea and catastrophic naval engagements, just so he could refuse to have sex with the then princess of the Bahamas
>Reminder that Nietzsche publically humiliated Wagner by declaring braggadociously at a dinner party he hosted to celebrate the completion of his home gym, 'While you were writing Ride of the Valkyries, your wife was giving me a ride out on the balconies.'
>Reminder that Heidegger was an expert falconer and trained them to hunt wolves and would even disappear into the wilderness for months on end with only a blanket, a canteen, a flint knife, and two hawks; returning eventually with stacks of pelts he himself skinned

Nothing but whitepills from here on out, anon. We're going to put Beauty into this world and we're going to be fucking ripped while we do it lmao. Start lifting for Sophia, bros.

>> No.16521943

based

>> No.16521961

>>16521935
based

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16522080

based

>> No.16522103

>>16521935
Lol. very good.

The only one that that takes it to far is the Nietzche one.

>> No.16522110

>>16521935
Based, but you forgot Jesus. He went on a fast in the desert, whipped moneylenders, carried a sword and died for your sins

>> No.16522115

God fucking hell now i have to check if that's true or not.

>> No.16522136

>>16522115
90% are fake dude

>> No.16522147

>>Reminder that Aquinas was a notorious brawler and had that Friar Tuck-tier bloat-max bod
source?

>> No.16522152

>>16521935
>>Reminder that Schopenhauer practiced tantric yoga with his chambermaid just so he could astral project himself back in time to continually take part in the campaigns of Alexander the Great


hahahaha.

>> No.16522154

>>16522136
>t.nonliftbro

>> No.16522159

Ever since I started lifting I lost interest in fiction and I only read philosophy now. I don't think this is a coincidence.

>> No.16522239

>>16521935
>Reminder that Schopenhauer practiced tantric yoga with his chambermaid just so he could astral project himself back in time to continually take part in the campaigns of Alexander the Great

I can confirm this is 100% true but the facts have been covered up by the elite

>> No.16522414

>>16521935
Good thread thank you

>> No.16522450

unironically reinvigorating my love of life into a fever pitch

>> No.16522454

>>16521935
based. source on the Schopenhauer?

>> No.16522473

nietzsche was a coper, he would have made some faggot excuse about how cardio was better than lifting

>> No.16522482

>>16521935
I am emptying my savings, flying to vegas, and putting it all on black tomorrow. I shall find out if fate has decided I am an idiot. Great advice OP.

>> No.16522509

>>16521935
I learned more from a single 4chan post than six years of undergrad

>> No.16522518

>>16521935
Based. I'm a miserable fuck, all that my ego projects onto the blank slate of the world holds no value and changes nothing for me. When I was a younger lad, I ran over 10k everyday, I lifted everyday, and worked every day. I was aware that everything was a blank slate too me then, that everything can be as meaningless or meaningful as I chose it to be, but I was present. I looked in the mirror everyday with precense. Then, I knew I still had sorrow, but I had precense, value, and a fit fucking body

>> No.16522532

extreme cringe

>> No.16522540

>>16522115
He’s right about Platon, Socrates and Descartes being soldiers. Platon as a name literally referred to his broad shoulders and strong build.
You absolutely should be /fitlit/ though, being in good shape is very important to a sound mind

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16522559

Reminder that twitter nihilists are the equivalent of French postmodernists for the right.

>> No.16522600

>>16522532
Ur fat

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Salo forums raiding again

>> No.16522696

>>16522600
post face, shelf, essays, and accomplishments

>> No.16522738

>>16521935
Based
Ficino deserves more love

>> No.16522766

>>16522473
I wonder what you faggots actually read

>> No.16522882

>>16522696
Not for some fattie

>> No.16522905

>>16522882
fat larper confirmed. go back

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>>16521935
I love this pasta

>> No.16522983 [DELETED] 

>>16522115
It's really a Xenophon quote, but like Socrates he was a massive chad who could back up his claims.

>> No.16523068

>>16521935
Been lifting for a month now. Feels good

>> No.16523088

>>16522766
the greeks of course :D

after that, I'd like to immerse myself in Tennyson and Carlisle

>> No.16523132

>>16521935
I choose to believe this