/lit/ - Literature

I shall now describe the ubermensch:
>6’5
>built like a compensating 5’8 manlet
>face like pic
>dark brown hair, startlingly blue eyes
>either Russian or English, but it’s impossible to tell which
>exclusively listens to Boston’s self titled album and Warren Zevon
>only plays vanilla Skyrim
>only watches classic Filthy Frank and an assortment of Norm Macdonald clips
>dresses as John Paul Jones for Halloween
>Heidegger wishes he were him
>could grow the glorious beard of a rugged wild man, stays clean shaven anyway
>completed the system of German idealism but doesn’t even know what that means
>circumnavigated the globe in an authentic pirate ship
>born in Los Angeles, grew up in Ohio, no longer lives in either area
>created in a lab with the genes of Keith Woods and Donald Trump
>is grateful for every moment of life yet at the same time remains ambitious in pursuit of great glory and conquering his enemies
>pays no attention to pretentious opinions, exclusively reads only what personally interests him
>favorite philosopher is Plato
>favorite book is The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
>married his highschool sweetheart and made half a dozen kids with her, never even thought of betraying her
>code name is Tucker Carlson
>used to go on vacations to Uncle Ted’s cabin
>doesn’t care if the holocaust happened or not
>yes he’s a boomer but he’s based
>only goes down democratic trees on hoi4
>takes 6 beef liver pills a day
>suns his balls 10 minutes a day
>Afrikaans accent