/lit/ - Literature

>>16516504
you look like you sniff panties

>>16516504
Nick's interpretation of Peterson is so fucking hilarious I couldn't stop laughing for like a minute straight.

Dave?

>>16516516
Only if they're from Mack Weldon.

Dudes Rock.

>>16516504
you look like a mouth breather...wtf are you even going for here?

>>16516567
I thought, what if a crime writer...was gay?

>>16516583
good job then faggot

>>16516504
Looks like someone in the front seat took your picture as they woke you up to ask your drivethrough order. So... tell your mom, "Hi," and that I'll have a small vanilla shake and egg Mcmuffie with two eggs.

>he really thought this pic made him look mysterious instead of a retard pre-sneeze

>>16516504
You look familiar, have you posted your face here before?

Also you look like the guy from There's Something About Mary. Like almost 1:1.

>>16516504
what's going to be cool after the socialism fad dies down? it's already passed its zenith. capitalism won't be cool, rwing wont be cool, apathy is baked into the current socialist aesthetic. im thinking maybe a beat generation individualism/subdued masculinity

>>16516504
>autism
>funny
>racist
>hot
He has the full package. What level of girl would be able to tie this man down?

>>16516631
Jealousy is very unattractive.

>>16516530
post link, want to hear his bitter skewed interpretation

>>16516652
he's 5'2"

he could get a light 4

>>16516721
>this defensive

I really miss r/cumtown.

Stav's description of Murakami was pretty spot on

>>16516755
kys

>>16516755
cumtown.org is way way better, it is cleansed from reddit in a way.

all the reddit pedants left to /r/bonghittransplant and it is apparent how polluted they made /r/cumtown

>>16516735
it was earnest, i like jp and nick both

who is the greater nick of our time?

>>16516770
>It seemed like he was a guy who got rejected by a lot of BPD chicks but still really wanted you to know he got laid a lot

Genuinely pretty accurate

>>16516721
i dont remember which episode
it's literally just a meek kermit saying "actually it us the nerds who are the cool people" and Stav immediately accepting whatever Nick says which is honestly the best fucking part

>>16516504
>>16516787
Neither.

>>16516795
our guy

>>16516795
GROYPER! GROYPER! GROYPER! GROYPER!

>>16516795
is this the one who has sex with "catboys" while railing against lgbts to cope

>>16516504
You look like benedict cumberbatch if he grew up in the outback

>>16516721
so hostile baka


>>16516793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVXiXn8Oec8

here's the bit

>>16516795
oh, the femboy fucker who acts all trad to compensate

>>16516926
>Trad compliments the Chad of being a femboy fucker.
Truly the perfect man.

>>16516504
I bet if I slapped your slack jaw teeth would spray out like kernels bursting off a cob

>>16517002
I would fucking end you, you piece of shit.

>>16517010
The only thing you’re capable of ending is a gram of weed and a bag of chips you dopey fuck

>>16517023
It's 'finish' in that context you inarticulate bitch.

>>16517030
I finish in ur mum last night

>>16517023
Also, I'm straight edge. I've been boxing my entire life and dealing with loud mouths like you is second nature to me.

>>16517037
Good luck with that, I’m a black belt in eskrima and I win local mma comps on the reg. I’m basically superior to you in every way

>>16517046
I don't deal with that fake bullshit, I didn't grow up watching anime after being bullied at school. I'm not joking, I would fold your fucking stupid face around my fist and that's a promise.

>>16517058
You don’t realise what you’re messing with, kid. As well as Eskrima I’m also a master of aiki, so any force you project at me is going to be returned directly at you. My father is from Dagestan. You don’t want to make me mad.

>>16517077
Not him but, isn't that Judo?

I would

>>16517080
No, aikido. Dagestani aikido has refined and perfected sankaku-ho and tenkan far beyond what was thought possible in Japan. No Dagestani has ever lost in striking or grappling

>>16516898
kek

Here is a woman raised by the great Jordan himself. She got corona at a Serbian nightclub, then went home and infected Jordan, her daughter, and her husband

What do you think of my author photograph? Cool? Try-hard? I write existential pie fiction.

>>16516504
Just do a classic gaze into the camera dude. You look slightly perplexed. You want somebody to not glean too much about you when they look at your pic. You give off a hipster vibe here.

>>16517113
Study this man, if you will one day dream to imagine

>>16517113
You have the look of a man who can trace his ancestry to those noble people who birthed our shared culture.

>>16516583
Immediate thought's of Val Kilmer in Kiss, Kiss Bang, Bang
So perfectly fine

>>16517113
look at that thousand island stare

What about mine?

>>16517174
Kafkaesque

what about mine guys