/lit/ - Literature

>>16507497
Mel gibson here. Just write lmao

Yes

Isolation
Indolence
Tumult
Alcohol
Envy
Masterbation
Resentment
Respite
Alcohol
Destruction
Reluctance
Alcohol

Occasionally a friend

>>16507497
just read and write every day and submit something as frequently as possible. it's just a numbers game after a while.

>>16508728
>>16508720
Tell me more about it, fellas. Also I'm finishing the short stories which will compose my first book (Will self-publish it in Amazon), any tips?

>>16507497
>4chan
>successful

Bumping

>>16508720
>Masterbation
Wrong. Worsens writing and motivation. Ruins everything and throws your life in a rut so the only thing that occupied your waking and sleeping thoughts are COOOOM. Fuck that.

>>16508982
Continence means nothing without a strong work ethic or sense of value underpinning it

>>16508982
This.
Don't masturbate.

>>16508982
"My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore’s glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier."

>>16508720
how "successful" are you exactly?

>>16507497
>lit
>success
bruh

>>16508982
>NoFap

>>16508982
> implying Shakespeare didn't fuck

>>16508982
Based. Coomers seething.

>>16511068
> posting empty arguments consisting literally only out of buzzwords
Could you at least try to appeal to anything besides an emotional knee-jerk reaction?

>>16507628
How's life, Mel?

>>16511143
cringe, seethe, dilate

>>16508720
Cringe. What are you “successful” at writing? Walmart erotica?

>>16510946
>Aganist NoFap

>>16510510
you forgot pic

>>16508720
>Masterbation
filtered

>>16507497
i know some decently successful poets. they're successful because they all live in NYC and know each other through elite writing circles and in-crowd scene politics. if you can't make charming and engrossing conversation after a reading over glasses of boxed rosé, you might want to reconsider your ambitions as a writer.

>>16508982
>Leonardo was pure and innocent
kek that's a new level of delusion. I'm not pro-masturbation, but that excerpt is mostly about sex and pretty wrong. A better argument against masturbation is its rarity outside of "civilisation". Leonardo would be reasonably normal in nature, while a coomer is not.

>>16507497
Like and retweet every agent and publisher on Twitter. Frequently reply to their tweets with 'YAASSS QWEEN'. Adopt a trans pan POC identity. Write a patriarchy-bashing Own Voices novel. Profit.

>>16507628
Uncle Gibs, would you say something nice about our Hebrew brothers?