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>be a hairless ape on one of the trillions of planets from one of the trillions of galaxies in infinite cosmos
>think with your tiny pink ape brain that you can compretend the nature of reality and the way to do it is by tracing your vision organ over the scribblings printed on thin sheets of wood
>after years of tracing the scribblings, the ape concludes that the Universe came to be as a work of a sky man whose son was totally around 2000 years ago (a time period, which on a cosmic scale would pass for a blink of an eye) and he's really upset when other apes kill, steal, or masturbate (the Universe probably witnessed billions of civilizations rise and fall)
>ape is glad and and acts smug

>> No.16499620

>>16499607
>sky man

stopped reading there

>> No.16499690

>>16499607
Hey I saw this on reddit! Haha.

>> No.16499705

>>16499607
the fact that you can make the statement in the opening paragraph proves the second one

>> No.16499710

>>16499607
Great post! I'm an atheist too xD

-Dave

>> No.16499719

>>16499607
I didn’t know Herman Melville browsed /lit/

>> No.16499720

i was 14 once too

>> No.16499721

>>16499607
ebin, simply ebin

>> No.16499736

>>16499620
>>16499690
>>16499710
>>16499720
>>16499721
Nice counterarguments, Christcucks

>> No.16499749

>>16499736
stfu materialist scum

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>>16499607

>> No.16499762

>>16499736
>noooooooo you can’t just dismiss me out of hand you have to give counter arguments nooooooo

>> No.16499764

>>16499607
this is an extremely stupid read of faith and religion. in all of humankind the following feeling is evident, even in those who are not educated in any way whatsoever
>I did not make myself
>My parents did not make themselves
>My grandparents did not make themselves
>...
this goes on and on until you begin to see merely the edge of what must be God, the phenomenon that began the “making”, its form is irrelevant next to the function in guiding people to reason

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16499776

This is now a Christian thread

>> No.16499793

>>16499607
>sky man
Is all of atheism based off this strawman?

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16499807

>>16499607
>>anon is glad and and acts smug

Yeah, everything evolved out of nothing because there's a lot of shit floating around out there. Heaven forfend a creator should impose on me with commandments and what-not. No, I cock a snoot at the sky man (tee hee)!

>> No.16499811

Thanks joe

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16499812

>>16499776
>B-but the Shroud of Turin is a fraud, debunked hoax, they're just trying to trick you

>> No.16499822

>>16499776
islam and judaism are both more suitable for mankind. more consistent too. christianity is just a cringe religion and one of reasons why we're in this mess

>> No.16499840

>>16499822
Kek, I guess that's why Judaic and Islamic bloodlines have dysgenic amounts of inbreeding

>> No.16499849

>>16499736
>no argument given

>> No.16499872

>>16499607
I hope you'll grow up some day. Atheism has to be the most delusional religion lol.

>> No.16499925

>>16499607
>hahaha apes haha philosophy is worthless and knowledge is unattainable
>hahaha bro why would the sky man care if you killed somebody hahaha what do you mean those are rules with which to organize society incorporated into a larger philosophical tapestry which attempts to explain the meaningful functionings and purposes behind the universe and nature hahahah bro hairless ape

>> No.16499954

>>16499812
Problem with the shroud is that burial shrouds back then had a separate cloth part that was wrapped around the head, it wasn't just one shroud. The NT even specifically references this practice.

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16500001

I will dedicate this legendary post to saying this, and only this:

Fuck atheism.

>> No.16500011

>>16499607
>>16499607
>>be a hairless ape on one of the trillions of planets from one of the trillions of galaxies in infinite cosmos
>>think with your tiny pink ape brain that you can compretend the nature of reality and the way to do it is by tracing your vision organ
you said yourself yet you see truth only through it

>> No.16500016

>>16499607
OP is right, and it's why it's impossible to be a) an atheist, b) take most philosophy seriously

>> No.16500024

>>16499705
OP BTFO'd beyond comprehension

>> No.16500038

>>16499607
>be a hairless ape
>think your lump of gray matter in your skull is evolved enough to have an accurate depiction of reality
materialism btfo

>> No.16500065

>>16499607
*Ape burns bad ape at the stake
>ape has stopped at being upset for an even smaller blink in cosmic scale

>> No.16500528

>>16499607
did i travel back in time to 2010

>> No.16500573

cant you turn this sort of sophistry right back on hurr durr ape figured out everything with equally arbitrary enlightenment era philosophy? you cant really claim the nature of reality is inaccesible to humans (hint: your only framework of reality is the human one) and then try and dab on religion. self defeating, frog posting, nonsense...!

>> No.16500591

>>16499607
>a hairless ape
An ape? I need a source on that. A source. Yes, a scientific peer-reviewed study, sweaty

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16500802

>>16499607
>one of the trillions of planets
We will never find intelligent civilized life anywhere else, even if we live for a million more years.
Such is this the center of all.

>> No.16500911

>>16500001
So close.

>> No.16502065

>>16499607
That is beautiful man. In fact, I can't think of anything better. How insane it would be is precisely what makes it worthwhile.

>> No.16502088

>>16499607
based

>> No.16502091

>>16499607
you look in wrong direction, ape