/lit/ - Literature

Ah shit - here's the test:
http://dulm.blue/normie/

>He might not get laid, but he can
hmmm
>He gets invited to parties occasionally
no
>your favourite author
Lewis Carroll

>pic related
>Voltaire

>your favourite author
Dostoevsky

I am practically a hermit but because I have a girlfriend, I think it skewed the results.

>>16498255
>Niche Normie as I am
>answered the questions how I would if I was still smoking weed everyday, clinically depressed and a social shut in
>get cool normie
This makes no sense

A bit accurate but I'm not really trying to become a chad.
My favourite author is Gustave Flaubert.

The only thing that keeps me from upgrading to party dude is my virginity. SAD. My favourite author is Bulgakov.

>>16498303
Yeah I got Simp and I haven't even watch and the only streaming service I used is for music, let alone giving ethot money. Just because I really really want to socialize despite not being a normie

>failed normie
>milton

>>16498255
Tolkien, although he didn't write my favorite book.

>cool normie?
>Beckett

Schopenhauer

Fuck me

Heidegger.

>>16498255
Not too inaccurate, things are still on the improve physically though, so higher levels may be achieved. Though as much as I socialise and have friends, I don’t totally feel like I fit in, which is probably why I’m barely out of being a regular normie. I don’t have many current normie interests though so at parties I tend to focus on drinking and music or I’ll lapse into talking about things people don’t care about.
>favourite author
>Melville

>>16498255
>Lame normie
>Souvestre/Allain
At least there is chance of improvement.

fuck this thing for
1. giving me an insoluble captcha, at the bottom of the page, after i've filled everything out, and no way to ask for another
2. not explaining the axes

>

>Freud

>for fucks sake.
>Schopenhauer

>>16498473
>not explaining the axes
They're fairly easy to intuit based on the chart names

>>16498255
This test puts you higher on the hierarchy if you are a woman. I tried changing just the gender of my answers and it made me rise a position. I also had a female friend take it and she was classified as a "Stacy"; when I changed the gender from "female" to "male" it came out as a "Party Dude" instead.

>probably Kafka

>>16498495
>niche normie
Honestly describes me pretty well, I'm into weird shit and a failed normie but optimistic about life
>favorite author
it's between Cormac, DFW, and "Slick" William Shakespeare; the one whose work I've read the most is the latter and I love Julius Caesar so there you have it

>>16498527
I changed my answers to get different categories and my position on the axes seemed to change mostly at random, like going from strongly yes to strongly now and then reversing it but getting different results.

>>16498473
The captchas are fucked for everyone apparently and yet you're the only one not figuring it out simply by trial and error

>>16498255
>normie
>Robert E. Howard
I am far too vital, strong, tall, savage, volcanic and panther-like to be a normie

Cool normie
Herodotus

>no gf
>no friends
>still high normie
How do I activate these powers?

Cormac Mccarthy at the moment

>>16498701
Party dude btw

>>16498255
guess like most things in life, im mediocre.

Lispector

>>16498255
>failed normie
>chesterton
i think i might actually cry

>Julius Caesar

>>16498300
Same bro. I'm 24 and engaged. Found a pretty girlfriend and just kept it together. Now I can spend all my time reading, smoking weed, and going on walks without nuking social life

Weirdly accurate
Also
>Thomas Pynchon

>>16498255
>http://dulm.blue/normie/
>Normie
>Voltaire

HERE I'M SAVING YOU SOME TIME ANONS.

>your favorite author
desu I think plato is the only person who I've read several books from. I try to get a wide range of different texts so I guess I don't stay on authors much

Celine

>>16498255
this is liek the word score i could've gotten

>picrel
>Eric Gans

I feel like Niche Normie would be more accurate but alright
>Walter Benjamin

>>16499323
>>16499245
>>16498920
>>16498441
>>16498394
>>16498318
>>16498293
based fellow party bros

>Dostoevsky

Cormac or Wilde

Miura.
I don't actually read.

>>16498255
I can't believe everyone on this board is a fucking normie.

And my favorite author is Houellebecq, of course.

>>16498255
Cormac McCarthy
John Kennedy Toole
They need to have a underweight option for the BMI test

>>16499457
There is

My three friends put me close to being a normie but I feel socially isolated enough to be niche I guess.

Don't have a favorite author per se but I like themes of isolation. I think I would like Kafka but I have not got to read anything of his yet

>>16498255
Goddamn it feels so good to be a normie, I feel like a functional autist. Thank you mah nigga Robert Anton Wilson for Prometheus Rising my normiedom would't be possible without it.

I don't get it, I feel like they didn't ask the important questions at all.
>pic related
>Vedavyasa

>>16498318
same here

I generally only like one or two things from an author. The exceptions are Jung (although I wouldn't count him as an author), Joyce (I have yet to complete a close reading of Finnegans wake, although that's a lifelong projcet), and Goethe.

>>16500247
I should note I don't care much for Joyce's poetry though.

>Cool normie
Mishima

>>16498255
I'm a chad, bruh

Whitman

pretty accurate not gonna lie.

>>16500367
Shit i forgot the name the author,
Azimov...

>>16498969
>>16498300
Kek same.
>your favourite author
Homer

At least i am not an edgelord, i guess.
>Autors: Marinetti and Bulgakov

Now that i know this board is actually full of normalfags I'm fucking leaving

>>16500432
this whole website is totally infested

>>16500432
We wish

>>16500432
Godspeed anon

>>16500438
>>16500437
Wizchan is the last bastion of autism because they actually ban normalfags

Can't pick a favourite

>>16498255
>your favourite author
Philip K. Dick

>>16498255
Unironically DFW

I straddle the line between simp and party dude, almost bordering on the normie territory

>Favorite authors
Tolstoy and Pynchon

James Joyce

marx

Bataille, Goethe, Schiller, Conrad.
Your gay test for faggots doesn't work by the way.

>>16499073
>hability
Français detected.

>>16500817
or Mexican lol

I don't have a favorite book but The First Man in Rome was nice

>literal shutin NEET with 0 friends
>but I'm a "Cool normie" because I have a gf

>>16500886
It says I'm a few steps from being a chad and a Brad and yet I'm an incel

>>16500886
>someone actually desires him physically and spiritually
>he still thinks he isn't a normalfag
lol

>>16500886
Sadboy description says I try to fit in with normies but I actually try my best to make myself unlikeable to distance myself. People just end up around me no matter how hard I just want them to fuck off.

>>16498255
Sperg
Paul Auster

>>16498255
>Nietzsche

>>16500904
>>someone actually desires him physically and spiritually
All you have to do is start with the greeks

>>16500929
cringe & underage
stop posting here

>>16501166
I'm 25 and been posting longer than you faggot.

>>16498255
Pretty much accurate.

dfw

>>16498255
George Macdonald Fraser

Broadly right. Actually a bit positive for me since I basically went from normie to total sperg over the coarse the the past 7 years so I’m bouncing back.

>>16501239
Forgot to add Isaac Asimov.
If my life carries on like it does now, Social Outcast is the destination.

>No wizards
disappointing

Cormac

>>16500886
>has gf
>thinks this doesn’t automatically make him a normalfag

>>16498255
Party dude reporting for duty

William Blake

>>16501442
Hey party bro!
Also, Joseph Conrad

lame normie, Crichton

>>16498255
Tons of party dudes itt, I bet they talk about their favourite authors and philosophers in all of those wild parties.

>>16498255
really, no spergs? I've done this test many a couple of times, including when it was first posted a year or so back and always got spergs. Sorta assumed most people here would get something similar

>>16501634
>>16501629
People lie.

At least I'm not a fucking degenerate

>Favorite Author
Hemingway

>welp
Faulkner

>>16500886
Where you live anon? I’ll be your friend.

>Sperg
>they are capable of some socializing, but still face awkwardness
Yes
>if the Sperg changes his pessimistic view on the world caused by other people's ridicule and does things for himself, people will begin to respect him and network with him.
Why yes I am a based pessimist.
>your favourite author
idk maybe John Mack Faragher?

>>16498495
>Schopenhauer
kek checks out

My days of being a party dude are over tbqh

>>16498255

Borges

> The niche normie proves he is afraid of being so close to failure

Fairly accurate, but I'm not really ashamed of or unhappy with current status.

>>16498255
Either Julius Evola or Nick Land

>>16498255
I got Simp, but I'm basically a content volcel (inb4 cope)

My favourite author is probably DH Lawrence, though I rarely think in those terms.

>>16498255
> -0 -5.5
>John Wyndham
>surprisingly accurate description of me from a meme political compass

>Do you talk back in equal volume to someone that is talking to you?
Is this test only for autists? How is any normal-functioning person supposed to answer this? It entirely depends on who I'm talking to and what the topic is. Sometimes the other party/ies are talking more, sometimes I'm talking the most.

I hate parties, I just want to read by myself all day and eventually complete schooling so I can help people meaningfully.
Possibly the dumbest text I've seen posted around here in a while.

>>16502317
Also said hard no to using substances. Just because people enjoy being around me I'm borderline Chad? I guess there are worse results to get.

>>16498255
Dazai
(i'm a girl though so whatever the female equivalent of a brad is)

>>16502042
B A S E D

Joyce.

I am spergy on the inside...have lots of social anxiety and would somewhat like to exit society as a whole. However I try not to let these thoughts control me so I really push myself to socialize and hang out with friends, consequently the party boy result.

>>16502280
I just answered it based on the fact that I mumble sometimes, although usually not during convos with people

>>16498255
Pretty accurate except for the drug part.
I don't even like taking cold medicine.

Still, favorite author - Hemingway.

>>16499433
>>16500452
>>16501731
>>16500813
>>16502042
More of these. Less normies.

>Normie
>Dostoevsky

>>16502042
Based and Kalkipilled

>>16498255
Anonymous author of the Arabian Nights
>>16499335
Phone posting brad reporting in

>>16498255
>party dude
I mean, I'm very sociable but I'm definitely not the "party" dude kek.
>Favorite author
Shakespeare.

>>16500432
See you tomorrow :3

>>16498255
>fuckmylife

>>16498255
>get niche normie even though I've had zero friends for half a decade, don't feel bad about it, and only want to escape from society
This test is shit

>>16498255
>Niche normie
Lermontov
I've only started reading this year desu
>>16500432
bye fucker, see you tomorrow

W Somerset Maugham

That dot is clearly further into the niche normie sector, where do I protest?

>>16498255
My favourite author is probably Dostoevsky. The test is bullshit anyway I’m anything but a turbo-normie. Based normie or niche normie would be more accurate.

>>16498255
sterne

Dostoevsky

>junger

Damnit

Edgelord/Baudelaire

giorgio agamben & raymond abellio

>>16498255
>http://dulm.blue/normie/
Niche normie, it may not be accurate, but I feel like I'm hanging by a thread.

>>16506236
Oh and Bible is favourite, maybe TE Lawrence for second pick

>>16498255
i am offended by this, i do not see myself as "edgy"

>>16498255
The sad thing is he looks like me.

What do the fucking axis mean?

>>16498255
This test is gay. Get on my level normalfags
https://www.idrlabs.com/personality-style/test.php

>on 4chan
>only 1 (ONE) wizard
>literally 98% normalfags
>these are the people i'm posting with
GO AWAY FUCKIN NORMALS

>>16498255
>pic related
>schopenhauer

>>16498255
>Camus

>>16498278
>>16498293
>>16498300
>>16498318
>>16498326
>>16498359
>>16498394
>>16498422
>>16498441
>>16498457
>>16498474
>>16498487
>>16498532
>>16498541
>>16498869
>>16498920
>>16498969
>>16499049
>>16499109
>>16499128
>>16499245
>>16499323
>>16499335
>>16499336
>>16499365
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>>16499580
>>16499634
>>16499642
>>16500247
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>>16504000
>>16504227
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>>16506299
the ABSOLUTE STATE of this fucking website

>>16506409
based mass replier

>>16498255
I'm a lame normie.

>>16506471
Also, Hermann Hesse.

>>16506409
I like anime and anonymous discussion. Hit the gym, take a shower, and get a clue.
My favorite book is Moby-Dick btw

>>16506488
Oops I forgot my results.

>>16506488
>Hit the gym, take a shower, and get a clue.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I DO THAT YOU BRAINDEAD FUCKING NORMIE, SO I CAN GET THE APPROVAL OF RETARDED NORMALFAGS LIKE YOURSELF AND DISGUSTING ROASTIES
GET OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>16498255
Tie between James Joyce and Ted Hughes.

>>16506535
Lol watching anime isn't a personality, and even if it was I'd still mog u

Man, this board sure has gone down the shitter
>favorite author
Houellebecq

I got "WRONG." lmfao, nothing else. I broke your lame test

>>16499128
most coherent post itt

>>16506665
Lol that means you didn’t even read the fucking questions dumbass. There’s a hack-detector question in there.

>>16506535
>get the approval of retarded normalfags
No, those things are all for your own personal sake and they directly improve your life.

>Party dude
>John Steinbeck

Mishima

I got this, which seems reasonable. I'm capable of functioning by forcing myself, but I always feel extremely out of place and depressed, and it's noticeable to others which makes things more difficult for me. Favorite writer is Thomas Ligotti.

>wizard
>Albert Camus

>>16505445
hello fellow wizard, we are alone in this thread

>>16498255
>niche normie
>lf celine

>almost all normies

>>16507003
>in this thread
needlessly specific, no?

...except that I barely ever party. I just got this for having my shit together
current favorite author is François Laruelle

>>16498255
>Dan Abnett
I admit that I should expand somewhat my catalogue.

>>16498255
>right wing cool
>left wing lame
it's all so tiresome

>no favorites
pretty accurate

I explicitly answered that others describe me as autistic, but okay test.
>fav author
tie between Orwell and Freud

>>16506239
>TE Lawrence
very based

>>16506322
>Those results
kek

>Lacan

this is scarily accurate except i dont donate to women on the internet. yet.

>>16506322
>>16508536
what is wrong with you guys?

Gene Wolfe

>>16498255
>Brad
>Dmitry Glukhovsky

>>16498487
>>16508083
>the only other based normie in the thread has the same love for Freud I do
nice

>tfw Brad but want to be Based Normie

>>16500432
if you get any of the autistic ones you are actually a non-functional human being, I got cool normie and I put the least amount of effort into socialization compared to anyone I know. Being proud of being a complete failure of a human isn't a good thing anon, good riddance

perfectly balanced chad
i am my own favorite author

Megan Boyle

already did the test in OP and got niche normie
Virgil or Shestov

goethe

>>16498255
Party DUDE!

Glad to see most of this board are party dudes! Party on and be excellent to each other!

>>16506488
I'm reading Moby Dick right now and am loving the High Adventure of it all, this me btw >>16509962 maybe we will meet at a party and discuss it one day!

>>16508682
>yet

>Spergs are Autism Lite, they are capable of some socializing, but still face awkwardness. They are able to better their situation if they're blessed with good looks and wealth, but if they don't have those things, Normies may reject them due to there still being a hint of autism present.
I think my results may be skewed. I have made an ongoing and conscious effort since puberty to be able to muddle my way through everyday social interactions because I refuse to live like an animal but that does not mean I enjoy doing so or that many of the things that an adult is expected to be able to do come easily to me; I have embarrassed myself and others, damaged relationships, lost jobs, stunted my growth as an individual and caused hundreds of dollars in damages because the necessary conversations were less palatable to me than all of those negative effects. I do not have diet autism, I have full-blown autism and it has fucked up my life. At this point all I hope for is a hobby farm somewhere in the rockies so I can live alone and engage in the pipe dreams that have so far kept me from killing myself. I'm also a KHHV and less than two years from literal wizardhood.

>All is not lost, the Sperg may seem like the archetypal loser to other people, but if the Sperg changes his pessimistic view on the world caused by other people's ridicule and does things for himself, people will begin to respect him and network with him.
I think they might have gotten me wrong. I am blonde and have glasses and facial hair though so I was actually a little spooped when I scrolled down

Anyway, I have to go with either Eliade or Campbell for non-fiction and Huxley for fiction.

>>16506322

>>16506322
>test assumes you have friends

>>16506322
Damn it really told me i have too many types

How sad do you have to be to lie on this and pretend to be a normie on /lit/ of all places?

>Why yes, I am deathly afraid of being alone in the world without a soul to trust, how could you tell?

>>16506322
Question about routine and structured work adding to compulsive are pretty badly designed.
Obviously having an established way to do something reduces the number of mistakes.

>>16500432
Don’t worry, they’re lying to themselves and are too low iq to be self aware of just how autistic they truly are.

what does this mean?
favourite book is probably Songs of Maldoror btw

bump

>>16501610
same spot lol

lol

I am lame normie, not normie enough for the normie I hate them and not sperg enough for the spergs also hate them.

The way they treat me sucks so much I hate them so much

They are literal hitlers trying to genocide anyone like me

>>16508536
>>16508711
I've had people on this site urge me to get an MRI. I think I might be mentally ill

>>16506322
lmao, if you take a test consisting of 105 questions, you obviously are narcissistic, antisocial, compulsive and masochistic.

>>16498255

>Pynchon

He's entertaining and historical... Also I was definitely a niche normie to a failed normie last year, so there is hope bros. I'd probably be a "party dude" if I worked out/had a larger social circle but I tossed most of my friend group last year.

>>16506322
what power lvl is this?

>>16506928

Lmao, savaged

>>16506637

In other news, water is wet

>Oscar Wilde
unironically desu

>Lovecraft
>Sperg

>Philip K Dick
A few years ago I'd have been a wizard, feels good bros.

>>16498441
I got party dude.

My favorite author is also Melville.

>>16498255
I got normie

Favorite author is Melville

>>16513996
At least I'm not dependent

>>16498255
Dostoyevsky is my favorite, just started reading so that is subject to change, definitely did see this result coming I'm not going to lie.

>Maybe he'll be a chad later in life
Honestly kind of true, once I leave this shitty town and all the bad decisions I made here behind I think it'll be a lot easier to socialize. I grew out of my more sperg like tendencies so now I put effort into my appearances and I've always got a lot of attention from girls regardless.

>>16515515
The guy who writes those explanations definitely inserts are a "niche normie", because holy cringe.

>>16515549
it was a little much but you kind of have to except it from a test of its nature