/lit/ - Literature

pig farmer doesn't understand why his pigs keep dying then just as he's about to die himself from starvation he reads an encyclopedia and realizes he's been raising tapirs

>>16492686
A man is trying to interview for a job, but his anus has a problem that causes it to leak, making him constantly reek of shit no mater what he does

>>16492686
Not sharing

>>16492699
Kek

>>16492686
for me it's Starless. I think it's the perfect song

>>16492928
This mf hasn’t heard of The Sheltering Sky

>>16492699
kek, sounds like a good 10 page story

Deep-sea scientists discover the source of the mysterious "Bloop:" a gigantic and seemingly organic anus deep in the marianas trench. They prepare a specialized vehicle to penetrate the anus and find what stews within.

>>16492686
Antifascist twink goes to prison and thinks xhe can unite the prison body through Marxist literature. Will xhe succeed, or will xhe learn to fall in line with racial politics?

>>16493127
antifascists are completely sold on racial politics already. they're highly reactionary people. why do you think they're so attracted to fascists/fascism?

>>16492959
ok ill try it out

oh my god in the wake of poseidan is literally so fucking kino. i dont know what kc was thinking with devils triangle tho

>>16492686
Autistic loser wants to do LSD or acid or something like that but isn't cool enough to know any dealers. A friend of a friend sells weed, but weed is for pussies. Instead he buys some seeds off the internet which, if you treat, can become LSA but he leaves them hidden in hsi shoe or 6 months so his parents don't find them while he works up the nerve to take them and he doesn't treat them so he just gets chills and throws up a few times.

>>16492686
Started it off as a short story. Now I'm 30k words in and not even close to a quarter done. Might as well finish it as a full (light) novel.

The work itself is: buddhist symbolism, anime tropes, existential ennui, kids killing each other with reality bending eye powers, massive tits, doomsday, vaguely abrahamic calamities, massive tits, waifus, jungian symbolism, a rejection of postmodernism, suda 51, Quentin Tarantino, Nabokov, Bataille, big tits, waifus, fuck please make it stop, Nisoisin, deconstruction, rampant anhillationism, Ariel Pink, The Cure: Pornography, massive tits.

Also, if anyone here would be willing to provide illustrations for the work, or knows a decent artist that might want to help out without commission, do tell me.

>>16494239
>Instead he buys some seeds off the internet which, if you treat, can become LSA
Morning glory seeds? Can you buy that at any brick and mortar store, or did they pull them out for good? I heard a store removed them after a kid got a bad trip off of them.

>>16492686
>They Live, but they're mind control tapirs

>>16494392
I don't know about getting them in person, my friend ordered them online and sent them to a second friend's house and then had them handed over to him at school because he was paranoid even though he bought them off a gardening website or some shit.

>>16492928
>when the best song on the album was cut from the previous one

>>16492959
>when the only good song on the album is the instrumental

>>16492699
Based idea

>>16494800
Discipline is one of their best albums, though.

>>16493079
i would pay for this

>>16494275
hideo aki anus is that you?

>>16492917
this