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Jesus was a delusional rogue rabbi whose mother Mary was an adulteress and father Joseph a cuckold. His whore mother put into his mind since he was a young child that God was his "real father" and that he was a very special boy. Jesus grew very knowledgeable about the Old Testament, began to believe that he was the "Emmanuel" whom Isaiah spoke of and so he sought to fulfill the prophecies as the Messiah which he studied.

He was an apocalyptic preacher whose teachings were never meant to be written down, in fact, he announced the end of the world as being imminent and told people to give up everything and follow him; he stated that his generation was to witness it all. He was crucified, died and, of course, never rose from the dead, but his closest and most faithful followers convinced themselves of that lie and went on to preach, converting many.

For several decades following the decomposition of Jesus' corpse, stories and legends about him were spread by word of mouth before some of them were selected and written down, thus leading to the Gospels whose anonymous authors mostly copied each other. Then came Paul, an energetic and zealous repentant ex-hunter of Christians who claimed to have a vision, joined the apostles and wrote the bulk of the New Testament, introducing many teachings of his own, hence the term "Pauline Christianity". Without him, Christian theologians would be helpless.

Since Jesus appealed to the uneducated, illiterate and lowly people which constituted the overwhelming majority of the Roman Empire, his death cult spread like wild fire. The roman government, being opportunistic, eventually made it the official religion thus cementing and validating its existence. Due to this, nations grew culturally with Christianity at their core and so it has lasted to this day, aided by theologians' relentless mental gymnastics, colonialism, as well as teachings of repentance, redemption and paradise after death which attract the emotional human mind.

>> No.16476985

>>16476981
hot picture, I'd definitively get my cock out and join in.

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And they come into Bethany. And a certain woman whose brother had died was there. And, coming, she prostrated herself before Jesus and says to him, "Son of David, have mercy on me." But the disciples rebuked her. And Jesus, being angered, went off with her into the garden where the tomb was, and straightway a great cry was heard from the tomb. And going near Jesus rolled away the stone from the door of the tomb. And straightway, going in where the youth was, he stretched forth his hand and raised him, seizing his hand. But the youth, looking upon him, loved him and began to beseech him that he might be with him. And going out of the tomb they came into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days Jesus told him what to do and in the evening the youth comes to him, wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the kingdom of God. And thence, arising, he returned to the other side of the Jordan.

>> No.16476993

>wall of text full of unsupported claims

>> No.16477004

>>16476993
The mark of the schizo

>> No.16477006

so what

>> No.16477044

>>16476993
Why do christards get mad when you see this from a different perspective? Are they aware of their cognitive dissonance?

>> No.16477062

>>16476993
Perfect description of The Bible

>> No.16477064

>>16477044
>pointing out unsubstantiated Micky Mouse history is getting mad

>> No.16477084

>>16477062
Yes, such a statement can be applied to any work that contains some history written before the Common Era.

>> No.16477090

>>16477044
Fanction atheist history is not a 'different perspective' - it's the embodiment of rage.

>> No.16477135

>>16477044
It's not like the New Testament doesn't leave you with the option of believing that Mary had been seduced. But the copypasta in the OP (which I have seen on cripplechan before) is merely tasteless and frankly sounds like something pagans said in the 3rd century. Julian the Apostate might have had similar views.

It just doesn't add to the discussion

>> No.16477155

>>16477135
>Julian the Apostate might have had similar views.
BASED

>> No.16477223

>>16476981
>Then came Paul, an energetic and zealous repentant ex-hunter of Christians who claimed to have a vision, joined the apostles and wrote the bulk of the New Testament, introducing many teachings of his own, hence the term "Pauline Christianity". Without him, Christian theologians would be helpless.

Yes. Cringey atheists still can't explain how the most zealous persecutor of Christians became the most ardent preacher of God's word and essentially laid the foundation for the whole Christian religion.

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>>16476981
>>16476985
>>16476990
>>16477044
>>16477084

BEGONE SATAN

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>>16476981
Oh and I almost forgot to mention that even if my religion is not true, I hope you enjoy paying taxes to help the poor and downtrodden. Fortunately it's the Christian thing to do, and fortunately also you don't have a choice.

Must be maddening that a "delusional rogue rabbi son of a prostitute" has captivated your entire world and your government's ideology (through liberalism) so that you essentially live only as giant welfare check for those undeserving poor people whom the "delusional rabbi" blessed.

Yeah if I were you, I'd be pretty pissed off about it too, perhaps enough to call Jesus bad names. Anyway enjoy hell.

>> No.16477372

>>16477364
I'm a NEET living on government gibs. Suck my cock.

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>>16477372
Christcuck eternally btfo

>> No.16477383

>>16476993
It kinda sounds more like an historical perspective though

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>>16477372
Well, at least you're acting logically then. Seems that your vileness was just too much for this world eh?

>> No.16477387

>>16477364
>Must be maddening that a "delusional rogue rabbi son of a prostitute" has captivated your entire world and your government's ideology (through liberalism)
>actually believing this

>> No.16477397

>>16477384
Oh no, I'm spending all my gibs on porn and anime.

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>>16476981
miriam probably looked like this:

>> No.16477435

>>16477427
VGH... THE HOLYNESS OF VIRGIN MARY... I KNEEL TO YAWEH

>> No.16477498

>>16477223
Have you ever seen the movie "The Founder"? It's basically the same thing, people don't give a fuck when they see a big amount of power and money just waiting there to be taken by someone.

>> No.16477526

>>16477223
>we don't know why a bunch of mentally ill retards did what they did so that's why Christianity is true

>> No.16478527

Bump

>> No.16479064

>nipple on the blue board
Reported to FBI

>> No.16480011

>>16476981
Is there any study following this direction? This is based beyond doubt, I've always thought of Judas as the hero of the Gospels, but this is so blessed it hurts

>> No.16480023

the average IQ of atheists is dangerously low at this point. it should never have been revealed to the wider public

>> No.16480033

>>16476990
>pedo furfag midwit atheist
cringe in manifest form

>> No.16480061

>>16480011
On the Genealogy of Morality