/lit/ - Literature

>>16473741
no such thing hoss

Romeo and Juliet

meme magic by baked alaska

>>16473741
I just want a girl to cuddle with me and if she were to read lit that would just be a bonus. I can imagine the scene now, us sitting together on the couch, her leaning against my shoulder, each of us with a book (I hold my book with one hand and play with her hair with the other; she has brown hair and blue eyes).

I am reading poetry, probably Wordsworth, Wallace Stevens, or Betjeman, and she is reading Hegel. She teases me a little for being more interested in poetry than philosophy and I tease her for not realizing that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in her philosophy, but it's all good-natured. After a while she curls up even closer and falls asleep. I finish one more poem and then set the book aside and shut my own eyes. We breathe together, in and out in harmony with one another and with the earth. It would be so lovely.

>>16473741
(unironically) Lolita

>>16474690
Lmao I remember posting that picture often a while ago dubs-get posting.

>>16474690
You sound like such a fucking faggot dude

Also
>I want a girlfriend
>... but I don’t want to do any work to attract women like exercising, hygiene and grooming

Lmfao, typical.

>>16473744
no?

>>16474827
/lit/bros…

>>16474690
>>16474827
why does this cute romantic stuff make me so angry

>>16475020
u a bitter ass nigga

>>16474690
Grow up.

I just want someone I'm able to 100% honest with
That to me is true love

>>16474742
not who you responded to but I lead an exciting social life, got /fit/, got a good degree with a good job that pays me well, groom myself and dress well, and I'm a 24 yo virgin. I dont even know how to solve this problem. my day-to-day life at places like my job or gym is devoid of women, my friends are all single guys, apps are just fully of women who either dont respond or ghost

guy.. is there any books?

>>16474827
keep thinking about a girl watching this and then that boy thinking about a girl watching then the girl thinking about him thinking about her watching
sexuality is so weird

>>16475308
i know some poems

>>16475294
Meet a girl at the library, don't go in too intensely, just tell her you find her attractive and ask if she wouldn't mind getting to know each other. Don't overthink it, but don't be desperate, girls smell desperation, it's like a sixth sense.

If anyone is wondering what the Baked Alaska thing is about, he picked up a schizophrenic girl while at the store and helped her get her life together, and it became a meme:

https://dailygroyper.com/2020/09/25/baked-alaska-saves-schizophrenic-trailer-park-trash-human-trafficking-victim-from-pink-eye/

>>16475369
>tell her you find her attractive

Extremely sus and creepy. That's something you show, not tell. Just have a normal smalltalk convo and ask the girl out.

>>16473759
lol pretty much (love is a concept only believable to horny teenagers)
>>16473741
Seriously though I think the love between Frodo and Sam in LOTR is as real as it gets.

>>16475308
*are

Crime and Punishment
Peer Gynt

>>16473741
PLATO'S SYMPOSIUM

>>16475294
> 24 y/o virgin
How? I feel sorry for you bros not breeding at your prime age. Is it really that hard to get laid? I have friends that rely on tinder app for some pwn. Modern day eharmony. I'd be a fag tranny if i were single at that point. Seems much more exciting than being eternal emo about not having a GF. Reminds me of when i was 17 & was a hopeless romantic

T. 24 y/o with 3 kids & a 23 y/o GF.

>despise nearly all people
>cold by nature
>still want to feel love

>>16475541
are you by chance a vampire?

>>16475020
There's something so precarious cute little things. When I see a cute woman, I sometimes imagine holding her little bunny head next to my chest to keep her warm. Other times I imagine wrapping my hands around her neck and slowly watching her life drain from her eyes.

>>16475521
Can't tell if weak bait or a newfag.

>>16474690
I've just been staring at this image for like 5mins, and I have a ginger gf. Why do you do this to me anons?

>>16475316
I have these thoughts too

>>16474742
>... but I don’t want to do any work to attract women like exercising, hygiene and grooming

Where tf did you take that from? The dude just said he wanted a girlfriend not that he doesn't want to work out or do anything to attract a woman. Fuck off faggot lmao, stop assuming everyone is a loser like you.

>>16473741
Spring Snow was one of the best romances I've read

>>16473741
C.S.Lewis - The Four Loves
Unironically made me question if my relationship to humanity is loving or aww-cute-condescending.