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16468258 No.16468258 [Reply] [Original]

why haven't you bought her book yet?

>> No.16468266
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16468266

This is why.

>> No.16468270

>>16468258
i don't read women.

>> No.16468283
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>>16468266
Man, I really need to stop cooming

>> No.16468284

>>16468266
Benjamin Franklin
James Joyce
Thomas Jefferson
John Maynard Keynes
Genghis Khan

History is littered with full blown coomers who did productive things

>> No.16468293

>>16468258
Who is this semen demon

>> No.16468302

>>16468293
Rachel rabbit white

>> No.16468318

>>16468302
Looked for pics and she is actually ugly. Thanks.

>> No.16468328

https://voca.ro/125qCsTQdky1

>> No.16468340

>>16468328
why do u do this?

>> No.16468349

>>16468328
i have never heard anybody say "cooming" out loud.

>> No.16468357

Boobies

>> No.16468370 [DELETED] 

https://voca.ro/105R7ko0Cbig

>> No.16468649

>>16468266
Didn't Wagner make fun of Nietzsche because he was caught masturbating?

>> No.16469312

>>16468649
Wagner literally paid a doctor to stop Nietzsche from jerking it because he thought it was making Nietzsche go blind.

>> No.16469321

>>16468649
>>16469312
Why was Wagner so based, bros

>> No.16469331

>>16469312
That's pretty gay ngl

>> No.16469362

>>16469321
How exactly is wagner the based one in this situation?

>> No.16469515

>>16469331
whats so gay about looking out for your homies

>> No.16469720

>>16469312
I thought he was the smartest man to ever live wtf

>> No.16469799

>>16468284
You forgot the biggest coomer of them all, Marcel Proust.

>> No.16469819

>>16468284
>>16469799
and balzac too

>> No.16469839
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>>16468266
>bachelor lives with "close and dear male friend" for decades
>never marries
>never has sex with women but admires the detached aesthetic "beauty" of women, as they would a horse or plant
>eccentric who prefers the company of men

hmmmmmm I wonder....

>> No.16469855

>>16469839
>he was an incel therefore he was gay!
The logical hurdles you people take are astounding.

>> No.16469919

>>16468258
>reading women

>> No.16471078

>>16468266
My soul... it hurts

>> No.16471093

>>16468318
I love bimbos but she's all angles, it's no good. I'm too critical and aware of what it's like behind the lense.

>> No.16471104

>>16469819
Balzac would get close but never ejaculate; he was big into semen retention as far as I know (read a bio ages ago that mentioned something to that effect.)

>> No.16471149

>>16468266
Leornado da Vinci was a faggot though, and it also look away from all the great coomers

>> No.16471242

>>16469839
>tfw despite never marrying and literally sleeping with another man 'for warmth,' Americans continue to believe James Buchanan wasn't gay.

>> No.16472140

>>16468328
Particularly choice work here. Keep it up.

>> No.16472155

>>16468284
Litterally, all of them are knuckle draging brainlets. all they had were social and bugmen skills.

>> No.16472161

>>16469312
BASED. I wish I had a wingman that would look out for me like that.
>>16469362
Dude, someone who looks out for you so you dont fall into temptation (and blindness) is the most based thing I can think of.

>> No.16472178

>>16471242
Its true, men sleeped together all the time (non sexually) back in the day. Beds were much more communal before the secound industrial revolution.

>> No.16472569

>>16468357
She is actually flat chested. Just google Rachel Rabbit White nude

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>>16468649
>>16469312
>>16469321
Based Wagner putting little peepeepoopoo edgelord back in his place

>> No.16472642

>>16469799
>>16469819
how could any of your pencil necked French fags be cooming more than Genghis Khan?