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bump for interest

But that would mean I'd have to vocally interact with other people?

Madness!

http://vocaroo.com/?media=veflMNfzneRsGHocv

Christ i sound like a douche.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vCN2JAO4JH6Hux9Xn

Someone good please start recording some.

I picked something really short so I was able to read the whole thing.

"Icon" by Jonathan Goff

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vCyU2tKrv1l1TYKt0

>>1644946

This doesn't too bad, but your mic is muffling everything.

>>1644975

This is the best I've heard so far. Read some more, please? :)

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Euurrgh, bet I sound like a twat.

Didn't listen to it, bet I sound like a twat.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vsySz3oO3VW5psPAg

>>1645077

What book is this? You actually sound great. Post some more, wouldja?

>>1645089
It's not a book- I couldn't find the one I was looking for. It's an acrostic poem by Lewis Carrol.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vyWxx1mMoFJHs0v5n

Here is the first bit (sans the prologue) of Tana French's "In the Woods."

>>1645148
This was really good, although usually it would be read by a male. Ha ha.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vdX0HroxoBGVI6rKU

some auden

bump, i need something soothing to listen to
anyone with a nice voice?

Vocaroo cramps the gain way up. Is there some way to make lower it down? As it stands I can't even speak softly without it sounding like shit...

ITT: jerking off to female voices

>>1645280

OP here. I have a nice voice at times. What should I read?

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vCPr1qxuPmTrbmZvv

"The Swimmer" John Cheever

Anyone interested in a swede reading in english?

Just tried it, but fucked up a few words since I'm tired, so considering to re-record it.

>>1645385
Go on, please?

>>1645385
Fellow Swede here. Let's get some pilotengelska up in this motherfucker.

femanon here, sort of fucked up a couple of words, but it wasn't too terrible: http://vocaroo.com/?media=vX0sT8K6qiK4xsKr3

An excerpt from my favorite story, named before I start reading.

i was a bit thorn between beowulf and geoffrey chausser because my modern english is horrendous!
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vp9WnYZHFz7kYmQAl
But netheless, whil I have tyme and space,
Er that I farther in this tale pace,
To telle yow al the condicioun,
Of ech of hem, so as it semed me,
And whiche they weren, and of what degree,
And eek in what array that they were inne,
And at a knyght than wol I first bigynne.

where have all the tripfags gone? being all superior is not just about knowledge of all the memes of the intellectual discourse but also their dramatick delivery.
i want to hear them now real bad.

i was a bit thorn between beowulf and geoffrey chausser because my modern english is horrendous!
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vp9WnYZHFz7kYmQAl
But netheless, whil I have tyme and space,
Er that I farther in this tale pace,
Me thynketh it acourdaunt to rausoun
To telle yow al the condicioun,
Of ech of hem, so as it semed me,
And whiche they weren, and of what degree,
And eek in what array that they were inne,
And at a knyght than wol I first bigynne.

where have all the tripfags gone? being all superior is not just about knowing all the memes of the intellectual discourse but also about their dramatick delivery.
i want to hear them now real bad.

>>1645568
no comment? :(
i was thinking of reading this stuff down for librivox. their caunterbury tales don't even rhyme because they're read by some random oxford twit in his received pronounciation.

>>1645568
what the fuck.
did i just listen to.

>>1645457
To me you sound like a trap. Tape moar

>>1645580
do it better. not too hard. my voice is abrasive on vacaroo. let the declamation continue! who shall be read next?
I thought of Berthold Brecht or Francois Villon or Mayakovsky. I'll find something befitting, wait

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vFPORrIYGC7omCRTb

My microphone is truly terrible.

have some Brecht:
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vCjVcr0a0oFrpLtb0
My lyrical Ego here is an extremely manly yet desparate man. The poem's "Wenn Sie trinkt fällt sie in jedes Bett"

From "The Diary of Anne Frank"

http://vocaroo.com/?media=viP2cogKVxpUlTx2V

>>1645601
you sound great. blame the vacaroo compression not your mic. now can you please post what you read just now? i am not a native speaker, alas, and listening to you, guys, helps a lot.

>>1645648
that book has several degrees of awesomeness. The Germans are the Moffen hence she called Germany "Mofrika". Pretty original.
Now concerning this song about "Jesus" - do you happen to be American? I do adore your culture.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vIrytRywav4eoPFy7

>>1645675

Scheisse, forgot the title:

The Soviet Woman in Estonian Art.

It's a catalogue for an art expo.

http://vocaroo.com/

yep.

my first take on modern english:
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vMAlpBmMtCKEWX6mp
>>1645683
where do you get books like that?

more rancid Engelsist feminism for your consumption:
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vuQAhGzy8y4eIeQjt

>>1645733
>>1645775
<3

one for the Russians
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vR6YXrhMGzwCFPEj1
and one for the Germans
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vzZdJPPXBFfioih8R

>>1645791
here, tripfag
http://vocaroo.com
read me a book.

i'm off to get the smokes. i cannot be the only one bumping this. there is nothing to be afraid off. even if you happen to live somewhere in the depth of the autism spectrum you will only some hints and aid. you wouldn't how much my english has gotten better in the last few hours through spelling out alone.

i'm off to get the smokes. i cannot be the only one bumping this. the thread is not even mine.

even if you happen to live somewhere in the depth of the autism spectrum you can lose nothing and will only gain hints and aid. you cannot imagine how much my english has gotten better in the last few hours through spelling out alone.

bump

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v6dWB1PnJUxrzpnmZ

Lol at the shit I have on my shelf

Me doing the first few paragraphs from Guts by Chuck Palahniuk

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vRKRejCp03YsRsjtQ

>>1645902
haha, you bought that?

>>1645911

I was like 13

>>1645904
Good story choice bro.

>>1645904
the story about a disemboweled youngster? he also had one about a young boy who put candle wachs into his piss hole to improve his orgasms like they do in the islamic world. i was shocked. you put taboos on such topics in the american suburbia? you guys are known here for your decadance and for your sexual revolution export. weird.

>>1645956
haha. It is strange, the candlewax is actually from the same story. I think I find the story unsettling mainly due to Palahniuk's style of writing. It's very raw.

bumpu

Let's start this back up, folks.

>>1646835
are you stoferin?

>>1646838

Is that someone's screen name on a website? Nope... Who is he/she?

>>1646840
It's a guy who used to do vocaroo threads here before, he had a really cool voice.

>>1646845

I'll take that as a compliment. Got anything for me to read? I'll take anything at this point.