/lit/ - Literature

>>16456468
e e cummings, Steinbeck, Joyce

>>16456468
Sappho, Sei Shonagon, Emily Dickinson

I would choose Shakespeare, Plato, and Homer

At dinner I would ask Plato to what extent Socrates existed. Shakespeare and Homer are likely collectives (like nicolas bourbaki) so would either not show up, or perhaps a hundred extra guests would appear instead with Marlowe, Bacon, Kyd etc among them.

Hitler
Jung
Hillary Clinton

Twain, Faulkner, and Melville

Schopenhauer
Neetsch
Sir Ronald Fisher

>>16456490
>ywn witness Sappho making out with Emily Dickinson
why even live bros

Gustavo Bueno
Miguel de Cervantes
Jesús G. Maestro

>>16456584
you shouldn't have done this...the images in my mind...

>>16456468
celiné, hitler and jünger
only because celiné is my favourite author and the other two might make it interesting
i might optionally switch out jünger for just about any rabbi ever but i doubt there'd be much going on with the two of them on their own

Casanova, Hemingway and Pynchon

>>16456638
>celiné

>>16456468
matthew, john and paul

>>16456468
Chretein de Troyes, Thomas Malory, and Alfred Tennyson. I only care about Arthurian literature.

>>16456584
>..while holding Sei's chrysanthemum soft hand
the pain

>>16456468
Yeah sure whatever. Who's the girl?

>>16456468
Used to find MENA women hot but can't enjoy them anymore cuz paranoid they've all had plastic surgery

>>16456468
Melville, Robert Burton, Coleridge

>>16456584
>>16456621
>>16458051
add Emily Brontë and Donna Tartt and my /lit/ harem is complete

>>16456468
Marquis de Sade, Francois Villon and Anne Frank.

Joanne K Rowling
Hattori Mitsuka
Ootsuka Reika

Hermes Trismegistus
Jung
Bukowski

>>16458315
There's a sweet simplicity but also a kind of inevitability to this one- I'm sure the four of you would have a great, if quiet time. I like the style of this triage, anon.

>>16458712
Coleridge would do all the talking but that would be just fine

>>16458703
>Hermes Trismegistus

>>16456468
Schopenhauer, Nietzsche and BAP

>>16456468
Hitler, Blavatsky, Vonnegut

>>16456468
Right now;

James Herod
Jane McAlevey
David Graeber
:’(

>>16456468
Jesus Nietszche and Buddah just to watch the shitstorm unfold

>>16460551
They never claimed to be gods.
What would you serve for dinner?

Plato, kant, and deleuze, they would have a very interesting conversation.

>>16460524
Your misuse of the semicolon sickens me.

>>16458508
>Marquis de Sade
Uhhh, pic related isn't.... is it?

Borges
Agee
Bolaño

>>16460462
You're freaking me out, anon..

Attila the Hun OP mom and Tomas aquinus

Chaucer, Xenophon, and Dostoevsky

>>16458703
i would like to attend your dinner party

>>16456468
Joyce, Houellebecq, Freud.
Has to be more than just eating food at a table to avoid freuds silence autism. Maybe a drink or two in the other room

>>16456468
Julius Caesar
Winston Churchill
JK Rowling

>>16456468
John Green
JK Rowling
EL James

>>16458917
based vermin

>>16456468
William Gaddis
David Foster Wallace
John Green

Savitri Devi.
Carl Jung.
Karl Marx.

>>16460551
>Nietszche
BUT WHY

>>16456468
Céline
Jünger
Chuang Tzu

carl jung
cervantes
shakespeare

Sage Vasistha
Lao Zhu
Epictetus

>>16456468
three Anne Franks

Shopenhauer
hegel
Henry picker

>>16456537
>bill trying his best to keep up with the conversation through mostly forgotten grammar school greek

>>16456468
Samuel Taylor Coleridge, Ted Hughes, and Samuel Beckett.

Hitler
Churchill
David Foster Wallace

>>16461962
I hate how much he looks like me/my dad in this photo. It fucks me up whenever someone posts it.

Alexandre Dumas
Ernest Hemingway
Miguel de Cervantes
Seems like they'd be fun and ok with how little I speak.

>>16456468
Pynchon, Nabokov, and Stephen King.

I really just want to see how Nabokov interacts with King. Pynchon is there because I'd want someone to kick back, smoke weed, and watch it with. I like to think he'd get a kick out of it, were he forced to. [/Spoiler]

>>16456468
Anne Frank, Adolf Hitler, and Ernest Hemingway.

>>16461633
devi would be a prude and bore I imagine. I love her work dont get me wrong but I dont think she would be the best dinner party guest, too intense

Napoleon, Hitler, and Plato.

R.C Sproul, John Piper, Paul Washer

>>16456468
i wouldn't want to have a dinner party with a bunch of people i've never met

Hemingway
Steinbeck
Freya Stark

>>16456468
Baudelaire, Huysmans and Houellebecq
Houellebecq would probably get btfo and it would be funny, then we could all go see cheap whores and they would help me loose my virginity.

Geoff Dyer
David Graeber
Rob Doyle

Mark Twain
Oscar Wilde
Hunter S. Thompson

Jung, Junge, Junger.

>>16456468
the woman who wrote me love letters
my son who'd become an author
myself if i hadn't been an autistic loser
I would be like the holy spirit of course

>>16456468
Joseph Smith
God
Shub-Niggurath, the black goat with a thousand young

>>16456468
Ian Fleming, Henry Miller, Emily Dickinson.

>>16456468
Scheherazade, Diotima of Mantinea and the asian bitch who wrote Tale of Genji

I choose 3 hot women authors jajaahahahahahhahahaXAXAXAXAXAXA

Plato
Proust
Shakespeare

Showing love to my homo thugs

Dosto
Tolstoy
Turgenev

Neetch, Schopie and Kant.

>>16464706
Nonsense. Stacies don't waste their time writing.

>>16456468
Jesus (God himself)
Jung (I like his collective unconscious and symbols ideas)
Guénon (he believes that the real knowledge is something that ancient civilizations knew and we as 202x human beings have lost because muh science. Metaphysics is real)
>inb4 Jesus is not an author
then I'd pick Ratzinger.

>>16456468
Tyrtaeus
Filelfo
Feuchtwanger

>>16465137
This would be the most interesting on that I’ve seen posted

>>16456468
Hitler
Skip the other two

rabelais
hasek
erofeev

sounds fun as fck

>>16456468
Rand. Marx. Stirner.

>>16456468
George Eliot, Emily Dickinson, Elizabeth Barrett Browning for women

Franz Kafka, J.D Salinger, Richard Wright for men

Emily Dickinson
Jane Austen
Virginia Woolf

>*press record button on phone*
>*clings fork against crystal wine glass*
>So ladies, what do you think about Black Lives Matter?

>>16456537
shakespeare is not most likely a collective you fucking moron. you have no idea what you're talking about. stop trying to sound smart

>>16458315
based

I would choose Anonymous, Alfred Janny and Butterfag.
Janny and Anon being well-known for their misogyny, the dinner would be quite funny (unfortunately Janny could not bring a nice bottle of wine, because he works for free).

>>16463389
I'd just listen to her talk. I'd let Savitri and Marx argue between each other while Jung analysed their conversation in real time. I also have a lot of questions for all three of them but Savitri and Marx talking to each other would be amazing.

nabokov
dostoevsky
gogol or cervantes

>invite Rabelais, Joyce and Pynchon
>Pynchon comes disguised as an old woman so no one will recognise him on his way
>he tells me to not tell the others so as not to embarrass them
>the appetisers are all banana themed
>Pynchon says nothing, he just keeps laughing quietly whenever someone eats a banana-themed appetiser, otherwise he just stare at the ceiling
>he sometimes breaks into a song but he really only mutters it
>Rabelais is getting drunk on wine very quickly
>he keeps talking very loudly and laughing
>no one can really understand him because he speaks in drunken old French
>seems like a nice guy though
>I just talk with Joyce about his youth in Paris
>it's time to eat dinner!
>it's just beans
>black beans, navy beans, kidney beans, flageolet beans, pinto beans
>lot and lot of beans (with red meat and red wine)
>Rabelais is getting drunker by the minute and he eats like a horse
>beans being beans, he starts farting a lot
>the room is now silent except for Rabelais who talks loudly about his Renaissance shit and farts loudly every five seconds or so
>Joyce is visibly starting to get aroused
>Pynchon just smiles looking at his plate and eating beans (probably thinking about bananas)
>this goes on for some times
>Rabelais suddenly passes out with a fart
>Joyce seems relieved, he could barely take it anymore
>he would sometimes discretely reach for his dick muttering something along the lines of "Nora"
>all is quiet now
>suddenly
>bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk
>the old-lady-that-was-Pynchon-in-reality just lets out the biggest fart in farting history
>this is too much for Joyce
>he ejaculates in his pants instantly making that weird orgasm face
>Pynchon laughs for something like five minutes, he is tearing up
>he suddenly gets up, tears off his wig and hurls a whoopie cushion at Joyce's face
>it was not a real fart
>Pynchon dabs and yells
>"you've been pynched!"
what a nice evening that was

>>16467543
It's clearly a joke you spastic

>>16469301
did you do that?

Tolkein.

Hemingway
Faulkner
And my mom

>>16456468
Schopenhauer and Hegel. I don't care about number three I just want to see them fight.

>>16456468
Plato, Herge and Julius Caesar.

>>16456490
absed

>>16456468
booba

>>16470734
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