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fucking your mom lol

my life.

Answering questions in an uninteresting way.

>>16454913
Is it really specialized if everyone is an expert?

>>16454917
BTFO

>>16454892
finding the best lesbian porn. shitposting here

>>16454927
Could you, perhaps, share your talent with the world?

>>16454913
>>16454915
>>16454916
>>16454917
I should of posted myself before starting thread. I would consider myself an expert in the musical genre from Portugal called fado and the aesthetic philosophy of Shaftesbury :)

>>16454927
>lesbian porn
On your way to becoming a tranny.

>>16454933
nobody gives a shit, you can't even find lesbian porn nerd

>>16454933
>should of
Also nobody cares LOL

>>16454935
>why, yes, I must have at least one penis in my porn
>I need to stare at big, hard, cocks, just gotta

What happened to this board? Did I post too early? Are you guys Europeans?

>>16454944
desu i've never understood straight porn. i don't know how any straight man jack off to the sight of a giant pulsating cock. lesbian porn is much more erotic

>>16454944
>>16454956
dilate

>>16454956
>>16454944
Do you realize that watching lesbian porn is literally how you develop autogynephilia and become a "transbian"?
It's not a joke.

>>16454968
cope harder homo

Absolutely fucking none

>>16454892
the female anatomy

>>16454892
III-V group semiconductors.
The theology of Pierre de Bérulle.
Following >>16454927 I can boast myself an enlightened amateur in lesbian porn.

>>16454892
History
>>16454927
please recommended some, my good sir.

>>16454956
We're jerking it to the idea of his cock being our own whilst it vigorously thrusts its way through the female vaginal canal old sport.

>>16454956
If all you see is the cock in straight porn then I've got news for you...

>>16455048
Self insertion is arguably worse than faggotry.
I think that is the issue with >>16454968 too, who imagine autogynephilia is involved because he's a self insert pleb.

>>16455048
whatever helps you sleep at night fag

>>16455061
>Self insertion is arguably worse than faggotry

Can you explain?

>>16455039
>The theology of Pierre de Bérulle.
go on

>>16455041
Personally I like European stuff like Vivthomas, although their quality has dropped a bit in recent years. American shit is too over the top for me. Sexart's lesbian stuff is good too.

>>16454913
KEK GOT HIM

>>16455071
It is contrary to any high aesthetic purpose. Aesthetic experience is magnified by being "objective", that is by purely considering the object of the experience.
In the domain of eroticism and sexuality, consider the difference between the following experiences. On the one hand you see girls, their shapes, their motions, and you want to fuck them, might even explicitly picture yourself doing it (which is a very different kind of insertion). On the other hand you see a man fucking them and fool yourself into imagining his actions to be yours. These are very different psychological relations, and the second is always very limited in the depth of emotion, in addition to introducing an unnecessary interpretative bias.
You can see the damage self insert plebs have in literature on any one star goodread review page of a classic (same for movies or other media). It is filled with morons that "couldn't relate to the characters" instead of considering the characters themselves (and perhaps secondarily how they would relate to them). Of course porn is frivolous, but that is no excuse to indulge in self insertion.
Wanting to see a man in porn is barely above fatasses and trannies asking for representation in video games.

>>16455074
What about it?
I think the main draw to me was being both a clear initiator of a school of spirituality with an emphasis on Incarnation while being a rigorous rationalist (as common in 17th century France, and he was one of the masters of Descartes). His writings express well the madness of such an abstract being as God taking part in reality.

>>16454968
Learn how to control yourself

>>16454892
hardsurface 3d modeling

>>16454892
Anglo-Saxon England under the reign of King Alfred the Great through the reign of his grandson Athelstan. Half (unironically) of my library is on this subject.

>>16455326
What single book would you recommend on it then.

>>16455349
The Life of Alfred by Bishop Asser

>>16454892
The medieval history of modern-day Northwestern France.

Banter. I'm not even from a country like England or Australia where it is part of the culture. I'm American. Essentially, if anyone jokes around, I can turn the tables on them. This never applies when I'm tired. I will get wrecked if this is the case. When I'm on, I outclass everyone. I could tell you techniques if you all wanted, but the gist is to simply be creative on the fly. You can't teach that in a day.

>>16454892

Well I'm definitely not an expert but I have a smattering and the ambition to become an expert in several obscure fields, ranging from the sensory biology of Amblypygids, the biogeography of stygobiotic Erpobdelliform leeches, Peirce scholarship. I am perhaps an expert in the quasi-mystical practice of taking nitrous oxide and other anesthesics as a tool for direct phaneroscopic('phenomenological') observation, but I have yet to fully study the history of that practice in the 19th century. I'm also looking to the use of theoretical metaphors to treat metaphysical inquiry in the terms of natural sciences. So I'm interested in essays like 'mans glassy essence' and 'rhizome' which use metaphorical treatment of life histories, slime molds/'protoplasm' on one hand and rhizomatous spreads on the other. If you have any other examples of the natural sciences being used metaphors I would appreciate it. I prefer the rigorous Peirce style but essays like rhizome and ancient ones that don't try for that scientific exactness are still of interest and do go a long way in showing how rhetoric and the difference between metaphorical induction and (attempted)deduction determine what and to what possible extent these metaphors are good for when it comes to the ideas they communicate or discover.

>Something I have done, though by my profession a divine, yet turbine raptus ingenii, as he said, out of a running wit, an unconstant, unsettled mind, I had a great desire (not able to attain to a superficial skill in any) to have some smattering in all, to be aliquis in omnibus, nullus in singulis, which Plato commends, out of him Lipsius approves and furthers, "as fit to be imprinted in all curious wits, not to be a slave of one science, or dwell together in one subject, as most do, but to rove abroad, centum puer artium, to have an oar in every man's boat, to taste of every dish, and sip of every cup," which, saith Montaigne, was well performed by Aristotle, and his learned countryman Adrian Turnebus. This roving humour (though not with like success) I have ever had, and like a ranging spaniel, that barks at every bird he sees, leaving his game, I have followed all, saving that which I should, and may justly complain, and truly, qui ubique est, nusquam est, (he that is everywhere is nowhere) which Gesner did in modesty, that I have read many books, but to little purpose, for want of good method; I have confusedly tumbled over divers authors in our libraries, with small profit for want of art, order, memory, judgment.

Up and coming 18 year old porn stars.

There was an old ice hockey video game that I could score at will with the defenseman of the Boston Bruins.
I wasn’t allowed to play with the Bruins by some of my friends because it would be a blowout.

>>16454933
That's really cool anon

>>16454892
Femdon porn. I now realise the last few years of my life has been a complete waste.

>>16454892
In literature ive become fairly knowledgeable about surrealism, in science in membrane biophysics. None quite at PhD level or anything like that but enough to be called an expert.

>>16455438
>I could tell you techniques if you all wanted
tell me!!! I can't wait to be funny

>>16454892
Probably nothing. My knowledge pool is pretty eclectic. If I had to pick SOMETHING it would probably be the Isle of Man c. 500-1765.
>>16455366
I'm not an expert on this by any means but Brittany and Normandy are incredibly interesting to me.

1650-1799 england.

Rheumatology

Boob inspection

>>16456586
Strange cutoffs. Wouldn't you go to civil war to French revolution?

>>16455438
What are some techniques anon? I also consider myself kinda goot at bantering but it's only when I feel lucid and awake enough

>>16454892
National security law

fuckin up my particular life(VERY NICHE)

alienation

cum dynamics

>>16454892
I don't know if expert but looking at people and guessing what they're like from that. This sort of pattern seeking thing.

>>16455438
English can't banter.

>>16454892
Left-Wing Terrorism, especially in Germany but Belgium and Italy as well.

>>16457455
Tell us your story.

>>16457458
Maybe in a decade or two

>>16457467
We already know.

I guess that depends on your definition of expert but I'm fairly knowledgeable in early smokeless powder rifles and popular entertainment in the Edo era.

>>16455450
Nice I can feel your passion anon. Keep on the good work.

The holocaust

>>16454933
Amalia is great and I wish I were more knowledgeable about Fado in general. Care to recommend some other artists?

>>16456567
Yo on my dad's side I am from Brittany and on my Mom's side I am from Normandy. Ask me anything?

>>16457632
Sure. How much contact was there between Cornish and Breton kings per-Charlemagne? I know they were effectively cousins, but I wonder if there was ever a sort of over-king that held sway on both sides of the channel. Really anything cool about early medieval Brittany would be neat.

>>16455450
Is this fanfiction

>>16454892
>I am master 4channer.

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>>16455061
>self insertion is plebian
>It is contrary to any high aesthetic purpose
thank you for being out there anon. i think these things too and now i feel less lonely in these beliefs. but i dont mind there being a guy cuz the idea of hetero sex has aesthetic value too. sometimes just the relation or the scenerio is hot.

>>16457807
>per-Charlemagne
*pre-Charlemagne

>>16454892
Copper, aluminum, steel/iron

boutique gutiar pedals.

other than that, my specific aesthetic tastes

>>16456522
>>16457360
Sorry, forgot about the thread. The trick is to accept any and every attack that might make you feel insecure and have humility. Banter stops when you are hurt. On retort, you want to first look for hypocrisy. That requires knowledge of the person. It helps to have a good memory and to be an active listener. A stranger being a dick doesn't know shit about you either, so you just need to be more sure of yourself than them. If you don't care, let them be a dick. This has consequences. They will see you as an easy mark if they are natural bullies. And finally, never let their jokes land. Make them repeat themselves or misinterpret what they said. Having to retell a joke is never funny. Being witty is something you have to work on. Creativity is practiced. Have an imagination and know what is funny. Funny is more objective than you think.

>>16454892
The uses of primary numbers that are divisible.

>>16454892
jelqing