/lit/ - Literature

>>16429320
Shinji with Virgil walking through the layers of hell seems interesting.

>>16429320
So he's going to be winning queens and finding the Holy Grail in Arthurian legends?-- Yah, I highly doubt it.

He's fighting to liberate Germany from the Holy Roman empire or the opposite or just jerking off. There are a lot of characters. Anyway he'll be a bitch about it

>>16429320
A failed Japanese art student is redpilled on the Chinese and moves to Korea, fights off communists, gets elected into power, and fights a war against the Chinese banking elite.

>>16429370
I'm gonna need the title of that work

>>16429373
Sure thing buckaroo. I recommend the Stalag edition.

>Pilgrim's Progress
He never stops crying in the field.

>>16429420
Well played, well played

>>16429320
I for one am excited to read Goethe's Shinji.

Sam becomes the Ring-bearer because he's too pussy to leave the Shire

Shinji fucking whores and working at the post office would be based

>>16429320
>On heroes and tombs by Sabato
Literally nothing desu

>>16429320
>Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki and his years of pilgrimage
not much

>>16429320
Nothing really.

>Mother
After publication, Gorky is praised by Tsarists and denounced by Marxists/Bolsheviks for satirizing the class struggle through the lens of a pussy-ass Japanese student.
Lenin cuts all ties with him, and the Soviet Union has no "poet of the revolution". Gorky never returns from exile, and dies without fanfare.
Socialist Realism never fully materializes as either artform or political tool, and propaganda/artistic repression during the Stalin years is much weaker. Without morale, the USSR crumbles during the second world war. The Man in the High Castle ensues.

>>16429320
Shinji becomes Michael K and cannot bring himself to take his mum out of Cape Town. Both die in a looting.

>>16429320
>Shinji is now the protagonist of the last book you read. What changes?
He has to either fill the boots of a physicist or a navy seal taking part in a desperate struggle to defeat an alien invasion plenty of explosions, nukes and weapons of mass destruction even more impressive than that get used, there are small mech suits for our main characters but melee is not an option, you're not gonna survive long enough to do that. Depending on who he is he might die twice.

>>16429320
>VALIS
nothing changes

>>16429320
He would fare not much worse than Frodo I think, if only because having close friends like the hobbits would benefit his mental state greatly.

Shinji plays tennis and gets high but isn’t smart enough so he fails out.

the unhappy marriage of Shinji suffers a mayor break up after the dashing Count Alexei 'Karl' Vronsky seduces him and both run away, leaving his husband, the diplomat Langley, in shambles

The foundation fails in it's first trial. The end

>>16430338
based incandenza

>>16429320
i'm reading the idiot right now, i'm only 1/3rd through but it makes prince myshkin a FUCKING PSYCHOTIC, PERVERTED PIECE OF SHIT

>>16429320
Walter Rathenau doesnt die.

>>16429320
Now the book is horrible
Read Whatever

>>16429320
Same book

>>16429370
>>16429373
>>16429420
>>16429429

>>16429320

And the Lord God said to His son, "Get on the damn cross Shinji!" And there was much crying and gnashing of teeth.

>>16429320
The protagonist.