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/lit/, let's play a game. I think this has been done here before, but who doesn't like a little fun and games? (I know, Immanuel Kant doesn't)

So I come up with a title for a novel; the next poster writes a one-sentence synopsis of that novel and comes up with their own title, for the next person to elaborate on, etc. Golly, that's going to be so much fun! So my title is:

The Ingrown

>> No.1640590

Man is controlled by twin fetus.

Unlabeled Red

>> No.1640593

A chinese student gets lost in an American mall after a school trip. After being ignored by a lot of clerks and browsing thru every single store, he finally finds his friends. That's when they realize he has changed... FOR GOOD.

Title: Leaked

>> No.1640596

Ingrown hair turns out to be deadly vine spreading through flesh/organs

>> No.1640608

/thread :(

>> No.1640611

>>1640590

A story of two villages at war with each other, and the massacre that follows after one asks for peace via the white flag.

We Forgot the Ghetto

>> No.1640624

>>1640593
Leaked.
A reporter finds that his life in danger once he lands a hot story.

>>1640611
We Forgot The Ghetto
An young man's journey to a ghetto where his recently grandfather was kept is inter cut with the grandfather's own perspective.

Tate's Abstract

>> No.1640631

>>1640624
"recently deceased grandfather"

>> No.1640648

>>1640624

A nameless criminal uses recently flayed bodies to paint pictures on the walls of his rooms.

>> No.1640651

>>1640624
William Tate is a young philosophy student that spends his days browsing the internet instead of writing an article about Kant's Critique of Judgment and at 3 a.m., the day before the oral exposition of that article, he realizes that he has only written the abstract.

>> No.1640652

>>1640648

Whoops
The Day's End

>> No.1640656

>>1640651
forgot the title:
Sexy animals

>> No.1640658

>>1640652
Story about an anthropomorphic fly and his existentialist view on life.

Megrim

>> No.1640666

You guys can't even play a simple game like this? Fuck this board.

>> No.1640677

>>1640656
Sexy animals

A pedophile realizes he gets turned on by watching monkeys in the zoo. He hates it so he starts following a little girl to her house.

>>1640658
Megrim

An 11-year old needs a ride for school and gets it from a woman who starts telling him stories of her adolescence, and how miserable she was.

At the Horses

>> No.1640700

At The Horses

An appeal from one horse to another to exterminate the cattle population in North America

>> No.1640722

>>1640700
I Forgot my Title

A King suffers amnesia after his carriage crashes in an African village. The natives take him as a new God

Reserved for Maria

>> No.1640728

>>1640722

A mentally handicapped postman searches for the sender of a love letter for years. The return address reads simply, "Maria."

>> No.1640737

>>1640728
A Jewish old man who suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder and needs to rub sage leaves against his genitals every 5 hours.

turtle soup

>> No.1640741

>>1640737
a child is taken to a turtle farm, where they slaughter the turtles for soup and this causes him to become a serial killer

"soda pop shop"

>> No.1640748

>>1640737
A boat filled with elderly blue-haired tourist visits a remote lagoon known for its delicate wildlife, but accidentally chops 80% of the lagoons world famous population of nearly extinct snappers into small pieces with the boats propeller

In goats we trust

>> No.1640759

>>1640748

A society filled with sheeple that believe in a Goat-like pantheon of gods, which order them to sacrifice lambs to them.

The Perfect Minute

>> No.1640762

>>1640748
>>1640748

>In goats we trust

A young kid is accidentally appointed as the head of the US Mint. With hilarious consequences.

Frying Bread in Saskatchewan

>> No.1640763 [DELETED] 

>>1640741
A young teen's life slowly unravels as he starts dealing drugs to his friends and schoolmates.

>>1640748
A man writes in a joke candidate for a local election and soon finds himself the "personal advisor" of a goat on it;s way to the whit house.

Sigma Act

>> No.1640773

>>1640763
Two politicans take a coffee cup and realize they have a friend in common. They start sharing anecdotes and after a long night they agree to sign an act which denies homosexuals to adopt.

Troublesome Manifesto

>> No.1640777 [DELETED] 

>>1640741
A shopkeeper goes all straw dogs on some punks hanging around his store.

>>1640759
Mystic Pizza redux.

The Armette
After a near death experience a man becomes an adrenaline junkie hoping to once again feel "the perfect minute".

>>1640762

>> No.1640779

>>1640773
A fictional biography of Karl Marx after the edition of "The Communist Manifesto"

Cruelty behind the curtains

>> No.1640780 [DELETED] 

>>1640777
The Armette is the title

>> No.1640785

>>1640777
Arnold is a 16 year old boy who always wanted to be paid as a voice actor in the new movie of The Chipettes

>>1640779
A gore novelist wants to take his books and adapt them to the theater

The Bread Van

>> No.1640786

>>1640773
Two greek artists living in a London which they simply cannot afford to live in, dreams of starting a new cultural movement, but it all fails as they discover that nothing can ever be new again in art.

Consumption is a friend of mine

>> No.1640789

>>1640779
Two protagonists, both horribly abused by the Soviet and American governments respectively, find true love in a cold, cold world

Green Eggs or The Spectacular Despot Who Couldn't Eat

>> No.1640793

>>1640785
A serial killer uses a bread van as a disguise and excuse for traveling slow and peaceful suburban areas

Carnivores in love

>> No.1640794

>>1640741
A shopkeeper goes all straw dogs on some punks hanging around his store.

>>1640759
After a near death experience a man becomes an adrenaline j unkie hoping to once again feel "the perfect minute".

>>1640762
Mystic Pizza redux

>> No.1640800

>>1640789
Aliens are infesting a palace by disguising themselves as foodstuff, and the emperor is the only one to find this out but no one beleives him and he is considered by ruthless usurpators

common in a common kind of way

>> No.1640801

>>1640793
Assigned to kill each other two assassins fall in love.

>>1640789
Gay revisionist take on Green Eggs and Ham

>>1640786
A teenage girl takes extreme measures to lose weight and slowly loses her mind as she starves to death.


SIONdat Called

>> No.1640806

>>1640800

"considered insane by ruthless usurpators"

>> No.1640827

>>1640801
SIONdat Called:
A strange but endearing intelligent young man who goes only by the moniker "SIONdat", moves from a small town to downtown Montreal to study at McGill. Despite a cold reception from his peers, he eventually becomes a local legend due to his limitless knowledge on most philosophical concepts. Despite all his eventual success, he can't seem to get a girl he falls in love with to return his calls.

Inner City Plaster

>> No.1640853

>>1640801
Jews, living in diaspora after having accidentely blown up their country, finds out that according to their holy scriptures, Kanaan is actually not on earth but on the dark side of the moon, so they determine to build a spaceship and migrate, only to find out that that part of the moon is already populated by a hostile clan of grey people

somewhere, somehow, i believe my dog is still alive

>> No.1640856

>>1640827
Two secretaries from a gray old office chit-chat their way to a massage parlor. They fall in love with each other in the way.

Masked Bottles

>> No.1640862

>>1640827
A carpenter decides to leave the small town where he grew up, for a glamorous life as a carpenter living in depressing suburb but working in the city, re-modeling pretentious city people's flats, according to the latest home styling fashion

As I stand here, i cannot believe i actually see it

>> No.1640868

>>1640800
The fictional autobiography of John Smith.


>>1640853
A young man journeys across America in search of a dog he lost as a young child....at the grand canyon.

>>1640856
During prohibition era New York a man finds a speakeasy that wants more than money as collateral.

>>1640862
A journalists account of his various experiences from within the battlefield of the war between Peru and Ecuador.

From H-Pieces