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16352205 No.16352205 [Reply] [Original]

Post a /lit/ Queen and the last number of your post is what she does to you:
0: Farts in your face
1: Holds your head down with her foot
2: Makes you eat out her ass
3: Shits in your mouth
4: Rapes you
5: Teases you and plays with your tiny dick
6: Makes you watch while she fucks another man
7: Pisses on you
8: Cock cage
9: Financially dominates you and takes away all disposable income

>> No.16352215

Bro come to church tomorrow. You don't have to live like this

>> No.16352226

a /lit/ Queen

>> No.16352282

>>16352226
Based cuck

>> No.16352286

>>16352205

>> No.16352297

Dubs and I get to be the man who rapes her while OP cries in a corner

>> No.16352302

>>16352297
Oh no anon... look where you ended up

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>>16352205
please #7

>> No.16352305
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What the fuck op

>> No.16352437

>>16352205
who the fuck would want a "/lit/ queen" thats so fucking gay, go outside

>> No.16352442
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>>16352205
please 2

>> No.16352479

>>16352205
>This temptress who reminds me of Marcelle or of Simone blocks my path as I walk towards the tasteful Everyman's Library shelf
>I peer down at what she's reading.
>"Oh, what's that?"
>She begins to sweat a little, but forces a half-smile.
"Do not let the weightiness of its size detract from the weightiness of its content."
>I raise an eyebrow and try to smile back.
"Wittgenstein's Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus."
>I give her a quizzical look as to suggest I don't know what that is. Her sweat now collects around her sockless ankles and under her hairline.
"You know," she blurts out anxiously. "Wittgenstein once believed that the hardest and most profound questions could only be discussed in the form of jokes."
>"OK. Tell me a joke then." I say, laughing.
>Her teeth are chattering now. She gulps and speaks.
"There's two cows in a paddock. One says, 'moo'. The other says, 'I was about to say that'..."
>"Excuse me?"
>She leaps up, her face as gaunt-white as her XL coffee cup.
"I'd like to complete the transaction now."
>I take two soggy notes from her hand, and give her a used copy of Artemis Fowl with a sock in it.
>As soon as I give it to her, she snorts them and lets out a sigh, as though her anxiety evaporated.
>She jogs off, sweating.

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>>16352442
>2
kek

>> No.16352547

I will take 0, 1, or 2.

>> No.16352574

>>16352442
>>16352531
I'm now only awaiting orders...
butterfly, post audio telling me to pull your cheeks apart and tongue your asshole

>> No.16352744
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>>16352205
2 is the only acceptable digit

>> No.16352791

>>16352744
>4
Who knew she had it in her

>> No.16352795

>>16352791
The innocent looking ones are always the ones that are down to freak

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rollin

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>>16352205
any man who unironically refers to women as "queens" should be murdered in the spot
ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES

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>> No.16353972

>>16352205
i'm not wasting jezebels on you fucking losers, but I will still roll

>> No.16353982

>>16352205
pls no

>> No.16353997

>>16353898
shh it’s way past bedtime anon

>> No.16354000

>>16353884
who? link?

>> No.16354018

>>16352205
Stupid crapoholic. 2 and 3 are the same thing

>> No.16354030

>>16352205
rolling for her farts please god please

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>>16354018
fine dining at the bumhole is NOT the same as consuming human excrement
>COME ON BUTTERCUNT

>> No.16354107

>>16354000
name is on the book

>> No.16354319

never been to /Tv/ but this is probably every-day serving there, keep your shit away

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>>16352205
im here for 4 and 4 only

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>>16352205

>> No.16354584

>>16354018
>and 3 are the same thing
No, they are not.
And I'm still waiting for the audio butterfly

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>>16354018
HERE HE IS, LIKE CLOCKWORK
YOU FOOL, YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON
I HAVE MADE THIS THREAD SPECIFICALLY AS TO SHOW YOUR DISGUSTING AND FILTHY NATURE
SUCK A FART TRANNY

>> No.16354924

>>16352205
weird

>> No.16354926

>>16354514
lucky

>> No.16354945

>>16352205
>He spreads his knees,
awkwardly, until he can feel the leather of her boots. He
leans forward to surround the hot turd with his lips, sucking
on it tenderly, licking along its lower side ... he is thinking,
he's sorry, he can't help it, thinking of a Negro's penis, yes
he knows it abrogates part of the conditions set, but it will
not be denied, the image of a brute African who will make
him behave. . . . The stink of shit floods his nose, gathering
him, surrounding. It is the smell of Passchendaele, of the
Salient. Mixed with the mud, and the putrefaction of corpses,
it was the sovereign smell of their first meeting, and her
emblem. The turd slides into his mouth, down to his gullet.
He gags, but bravely clamps his teeth shut. Bread that would
only have floated in porcelain waters somewhere, unseen,
untasted—risen now and baked in the bitter intestinal Oven
to bread we know, bread that's light as domestic comfort,
secret as death in bed . . . Spasms in his
throat continue. The pain is terrible. With his tongue he mashes
shit against the roof of his mouth and begins to chew, thickly
now, the only sound in the room. . . .

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>>16352205
9

>> No.16354995

>>16354945
b-butterfly is that you...

>> No.16355025

>>16352205
go to church, pls