/lit/ - Literature

>>16334071
I just spent
The whole day masturbating
Instead of studying

>>16334071
I've been pronouncing it hi-cue lately and that works for me

I am so weak
Why are cute boys
So cute?

I am a faggot
I regularly browse /hm/
Now what about you?

I am tired
I am weary
I could sleep for a thousand years

Searing winds rake above
A world of benighted ash falls
Inferno beckons all

I fuck your sister
And Maybe your mother too
Doggy style as well

In this hostile house
I will rest my eyes, one black
Cutting and trimming

I pray for my God

To help me on my path for

He is the way home.

Long way the wind blow

Set some adrift from below

Saw there Long ago

Heat lamp orange glow.

Paperbacks cast cold shadow.

Temperate, I go.

>>16334071
No

“So,” he said smiling
“This is the power of the
Me-ta-g-no-sis“

summer's fervor ends
fleeting winds, colors cascade
white mantle brings still

My balls, aaaaargh, oh yes
Lick em baby yeah like that
*Tongue enters my ass*

(True story)

Dimly-lit pages
Illuminate brighter lands
Far away from this room

>>16334305
fuck, away is two syllables

>>16334308
Is ok Yui, please don't be sad

>>16334071
Op is a fag
Op sucks a big fat cock
Fuck haikus theyre lame
So i append another
And one, to make a tanka

>>16334308
Just remove far dumbcute

Reading The Stand by
Stephen king. When does milf-shit
Start happening, Brehs??

anime is trash
try to be more productive
stop fapping to traps

>>16334302
Based

>>16334286
Akka did nothing wrong

>>16334071
A weary monk sweeps
Autumn leaves from the courtyard.
Nature returns them

>>16334323
Jerked off to traps, like,
maybe and hour ago.
Sometimes they’re real hot :(

>>16334071
can you know that I
am fapping furiously
if no-one hears it?

Golden glow of sun
on the road I take to work
thank god it's Friday

>>16334340
some traps are hotter
than some actual girls but
fucking traps is gay

>>16334358
choke on hamburger
you fat american shit
coke won't help you now

>>16334368
But I'm not American. Can't remember when was the last time I had burger, either.

>>16334199
I pray to Allah
that he smites you, infidel
no virgins for you

I should be in bed
I should not be still awake
Fuck I need to sleep

>>16334071

Strictly speaking, dear,
I wish you a nice day. Now,
Please leave me alone.

Or.

five-seven-five form
is not strict. But a sense
of rhythm.

>>16334083

Rod, bending like wind,
requires action. And so
cute boys also bend.

Also.

I had wanted
to insult someone here,
but I have forgotten.

>>16334392
But we are brothers
In our faith we must unite
Why attack me fren.

Haikus are dumb
Anime sucks
I hate Japan
Two nukes weren't enough

こんにちは
かあさんがもう
亡くなってた

I need to sleep soon
But, shitposts call me here
Late to work again

milkers on the screen
tiddies always on my mind
AH IM GONNA COOM

>>16334337
A fine metaphor
About cops killing niggers
Bastards growing up

golden ginkgo leaves
suspended in velvet ink
radiating now

>>16334071
I'm a KHV.
That feel when alone
Is bitter and sad.

The apparition of these faggots on the chan;
Posters sucking big, black cock

inveigled penis
betwixt yon cheeks of mine bum
i'm not fucking gay

If you think you can
Write haiku in burger tongue
You're a redditor

No no no no no
Fuck no no no fuck no
No no no no no

>>16334071
My tight asshole throbs
I have to shit really bad
My butt is puckered

>>16334071
No faggot OP
I will not do that right now
L-M-A-O lulz

A single breath
Relieves all tension
Within and without

An empty mind
Is not encumbered
With heavy luggage

A flat chest
Though it nurtures nothing
Cheers the tired soul

The phillistine man
In chasing material
Remains lacking

The joys of youth
Perishes, not through aging
But through prejudice

Appreciation,
Despite costing nothing,
Is hard to come by

The greatest folly
Is found in disharmony
Between thought and deed

With full awareness
This man creates haikus
Incorrectly

Nevertheless
He shall not desist, for
He regrets nothing

Select all squares
With tractors, if there are
None, press skip

>>16335089
hey, maybe haikus can be good after all...

>>16335089
Misshapen haikus
May be forgiven, if they
Convey a sound moral

A flat chest
Does very much with little
Proof that less is more

>>16334624
A moments pleasure
Is a man's eternity
Of shame and regret

>>16334809
The tallest mountains
Lost in the clouds, remain
Insurmountable

>>16334351
The misdeed itself
Though it avoids the senses
Makes its presence known

I don't remember
The rules of haiku
hope it's like this

>>16334071
My dear orange
You are so ripe and vaginal;
Quite bittersweet

A-I Dungeon
Pleasure passes fast
In the autmn fair

>>16334071
it smelt like a fart
but alas it was not gas
i thought as i pooped

>>16334071
Death to all trannies
They are the scum of the earth
Fuck niggers and jews

at night it occurred
cute and busty milfs and teens
the fapping ensued

I hate niggers man
I really do, it is true
I truly hate you

enquanto puder
eu fazer você sorrir
enquanto puder...

Not a haiku
I hate niggers man
I really, truly do
If you’re black
I’m coming after you

>>16334078
stop posting this thot
your posts never make any
sense, you retard

>>16334071
The barren mind
Rejects all instruction
As does the learned

In both love and war
Deception is the rule
Woe to the victor

Within the cave,
History echoes furthermore
The Word of the Great

The worthless man
Spouting filth ceaselessly
Many such cases!

Crystal Chronicles
My journey begins anew
Miasma awaits

>>16334071
OP is a fag
Likes to jerk it to jap toons
Will never find love

This thread has better philosophy than those threads actually dedicated to it.

I shed my words
In silence i lay
Final understanding

Very cute loli!
She has big erection!
How can I cope?

I went to the gym
Yesterday and now I've fucked
My neck and shoulder

>>16334071
I accept your thread
I wish to scroll past it now
So I type haiku

>>16334071
I thought haiku's five
Seven five long each line yea?
But here people wrong

The trouble with her
Eyes searching for swift escape
Smile tells no teeth

woke up an hour hence
with tons of motivation
but now it's all gone

>>16334071
oh melatonin
where have you been all my life
time to sleep again

Newfags acting old
exhausts what little remains
of a tired poaster

>>16334071
I want some pancakes
But making them takes a while
I don’t have the time

>>16334071
Nigger fuck anus
Fuck jannies fuck em
Nigger fuck anus

void aporia,
mandate of heaven in ruins:
return to the field.

so much arguing
it goes on and on everyday
nothing of substance

>If you wish to scroll past this thread, you must compose an original haiku.

>>16334071
this girl has a dick
i wish to suck her big ass
i came over me

big tiddy bitches
i like big tiddy bitches
big tiddy bitches

>>16334071
A/c blowing hot
Advise working for one hour
See repair history

>>16334071
fuck you and fuck hector gomez