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Told people for like 30 years that warring the Germans would be awesome, then it happened!

>>1624461

thank you :)

i really wish that like, there was some kind of, i don't knowq the right word...engine? maybe?
yeah some kind've engine.
that like, you could...search stuff in?
like a search engine? yeah let's just call it that.
like i dunno, i'd want to call it something catchy and memorable if i invented it.
llike...google. or something i don't quite know.

OR EVEN BETTER
a online encyclopedia...that you can just search stuff about pretty much anything from
i'd want to keep this name contemporary yet respectful to actual physical encyclopedia's.
so i'd probably call it...wikipedia?
maybe.
i dunno.
cool thread OP

The Balkans.
Colonialism
Naval Race between Germany and Britain.

There's a few.

>>1624476

if you have that much time and energy to write all that why not write something useful? huurr duurr

>>1624482
>>1624482
how slow do you type?

okay:
http://www.google.com
http://www.wikipedia.org

>>1624483

maybe its because i have a life and have others things to do than waste my time trolling threads, complaining and writing annoying comments

>>1624444

Do your own fucking homework.

>>1624489

i am. thats why im not asking for someone to write my essay for me.

>>1624488
>>1624488
that's not you!

>>1624476
brownbear, getting his two gay cents in every thread in /lit/.

>>1624490

No you're not, you're asking other people to answer a question that has been given to you. /lit/ is not a citable reference. Do some research and read a fucking textbook. Peer-review is your friend. Take responsibility for your own education.

Anyone who learned world history knows that it was because of ___________ getting ____________ by _____________. They should also know that the ______________ was eradicated, the _____________ of _______________ was enacted, and that _____________ was pretty much ___________ for the entire war, which gave ____________ an excuse to ___________ Europe a little over __ years later.

ok here it is. all of the causes of world war 2, in three simple sentences;

it was because of world war one.
world war one started becuase someone was killed.
someone was killed because people are fucking horrible to each other.

stoessinger, "why nations go to war" says most wars are caused by misperception

german kaiser made a blood bond to austria, also look up the Schlieffen plan

>>1624647

He's writing it on World War One....Derp.

The Freemasons caused World War II.

It's quite simple:

Baldrick: The thing is: The way I see it, these days there's a war on, right? and, ages ago, there wasn't a war on, right? So, there must have been a moment when there not being a war on went away, right? and there being a war on came along. So, what I want to know is: How did we get from the one case of affairs to the other case of affairs?
Edmund: Do you mean "Why did the war start?"


Baldrick: Yeah.


George: The war started because of the vile Hun and his villainous empire-building.


Edmund: George, the British Empire at present covers a quarter of the globe, while the German Empire consists of a small sausage factory in Tanganyika. I hardly think that we can be entirely absolved of blame on the imperialistic front.


George: Oh, no, sir, absolutely not. [aside, to Baldick] Mad as a bicycle!


Baldrick: I heard that it started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich 'cause he was hungry.


Edmund: I think you mean it started when the Archduke of Austro-Hungary got shot.


Baldrick: Nah, there was definitely an ostrich involved, sir.


Edmund: Well, possibly. But the real reason for the whole thing was that it was too much effort not to have a war.


George: By Golly, this is interesting; I always loved history...


Edmund: You see, Baldrick, in order to prevent war in Europe, two superblocs developed: us, the French and the Russians on one side, and the Germans and Austro-Hungary on the other. The idea was to have two vast opposing armies, each acting as the other's deterrent. That way there could never be a war.


Baldrick: But this is a sort of a war, isn't it, sir?


Edmund: Yes, that's right. You see, there was a tiny flaw in the plan.


George: What was that, sir?


Edmund: It was bollocks.


Baldrick: So the poor old ostrich died for nothing.

Militarism
Nationalism
Imperialism
Alliances
are the main causes. Works great for essay bodies. Google it.

Does anybody have that pasta about World War II?

Firstly:

>>1624654

is great.

Secondly, is that a california roll made with SPAM op? Because that's a terrible thing if it is. A terrible, terrible thing.

>>1624687

I thought it was spam too. God, I hate that shit.